A second member of the Трамп regime resigned after being accused of domestic abuse. Earlier this week White House staffer Rob Porter resigned after photos of his wife after her beating at his hands surfaced in the news.

Decent people were temporarily excited by the news, until they realized Donald Трамп was still in office and the person who resigned was just some speechwriter guy named David Sorensen.


NBC writer Derek Newton wrote a piece today saying that The Donald’s biggest, core supporters will never reject him, because it would mean rejecting their own values. This of course means that winning over white nationalists and The Donald’s supporters is crazy.

When asked if this meant an end to reporters interviewing The Donald’s supporters on a weekly basis to understand why, a spokesperson for NBC News said, “Uh doy doy doy doy OF COURSE NOT! DOY DOY DOY!”


In the face of the national opioid crisis, the maker of OxyContin, Purdue Pharma, has decided to stop encouraging physicians to write prescriptions for their drug.

When asked if this meant they were trying to slow down sales, a spokesperson for OxyContin said, “No, it means we’re ready to go direct to the public! Let’s cut out the middle-man, America!”


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Second WH official resigns over domestic abuse allegations

Derek Newton Trump’s core supporters won’t reject him. It would mean rejecting their own values.

OxyContin maker cuts sales staff, won’t hawk drug to docs


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