Since an ex-US airman shot more than two dozen people in a Texas church in November, the US military has added more than 4,000 names to the nation’s list of dishonorably discharged military personnel banned from owning guns.

The Трамп regime is considering a repeal of the list if the people on it, “promise to only shoot immigrants we don’t like. You know who we mean!”


Lawmakers in at least 20 states are wagering that sports gambling could become legal by summer and are crafting legislation to make that happen within their borders.

The rush of action stems from a pending case before the Supreme Court — Christie v. NCAA — under which New Jersey, through a suit filed by then-Gov. Chris Christie, is seeking to strike down a federal law that prevents the state from allowing gambling on sports.

So, for anyone wondering, yes America is turning into the nightmare version of Hill Valley from Back to the Future II.

No word yet if President Biff will require actor Lea Thompson to get a boob job.


A suspected poacher in South Africa was mauled to death and almost completely eaten by a pack of lions.

“It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions. They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains,” police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe said. Police are trying to establish the victim’s identity.

U.N. officials aren’t sure if this kind of instant karma will also spread to the United States.


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CNN exclusive: After Texas massacre, military rushed to add more than 4,000 to gun ban list

Cash-hungry states betting Supreme Court will legalize sports gambling

Suspected poacher mauled to death, eaten by pack of lions in South Africa


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