Trenton Lewis, a 21-year-old UPS worker in Little Rock, Arkansas, was surprised when his coworkers bought him a car. Lewis had been walking 11 miles to and from work every day, leaving at 2 a.m. to make his 4 a.m. shift.

Upon hearing the news, the Трамп administration immediately took credit for the act of good will, then said they planned to find some way to deport Lewis.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders denied that the Трамп regime took credit or planned to deport Lewis in the morning, then by the afternoon denied that she had denied anything in the morning.


Israeli police recommended that Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be indicted on charges of corruption and bribery. In response, Netanyahu declared, “This will end in nothing.”

Members of the Israeli Parliament thought it was about fifty/fifty that it would actually end in jail.


A leaping elk attacked a research helicopter that was trying to capture it, causing a crash, authorities in Utah said Tuesday.

Upon hearing the news, a furious Donald Трамп said, “Native Americans like Leaping Elk need to stay away from our helicopters!”


Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

A single dad walked 11 miles to work every day — until his co-workers found out

Police recommend Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu be indicted on corruption, bribery charges

Leaping elk crashes low-flying research helicopter


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