Republicans in the Florida State House on Tuesday opened their session with a prayer for the 17 people killed by an AR-15 at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, then immediately rejected a ban on semiautomatic guns and large capacity magazines.

They later planned to reciter the Lord’s Prayer before introducing a bill that would make it mandatory for school children to be fed with food that has only been seasoned by the tears of newborn infants.


Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg recently told MSNBC that his former boss Donald Трамп “screws” everyone who works for him.

Well, at least it’s clear that women like Stormy Daniels were on the payroll! BA DUMP BUMP-SH!


Wisconsin high school senior Justin Rivard invented a tool he calls the “JustinKase” in shop class to help barricade school doors in case of attack by a school shooter.

Meanwhile, his classmate Dewey turned a piece of driftwood into a bong!


Dewey’s cool.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Florida Legislature rejects weapons ban with massacre survivors en route to Capitol

Fmr. Trump aide: Donald Trump “screws everyone”

High school student invents ‘JustinKase’ tool that could save lives during shooting


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