A new spy museum called SPYSCAPE, dedicated to espionage, opened in New York City today.
Sadly, no one showed up for the grand opening because they couldn’t find the building.
Donald Трамп says that American teachers need to be armed with concealed weapons to stop school shootings.
As a reminder, Donald Трамп also says that his hair is real.
A six year old child was bitten by an emotional support dog on a Southwest Airlines plane in Phoenix late Wednesday, prompting a debate about whether or not to ban emotional support dogs from airplanes.
Sources say there would be no debate if the child had simply been shot by the dog, instead.
We offer our thoughts and prayers to the emotional support dog on that Southwest Airlines flight. I think we’ve all felt like biting a six year old child while on one of their flights.
New spy museum, SPYSCAPE, opens in New York City
Trump’s proposal to arm teachers panned by experts as a ‘colossally stupid idea’
Emotional support dog bites child on Southwest flight
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