CNN reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin is one of many Russian men who eat and bathe in the blood Siberian red deer. According to people who eat and bathe in Siberian deer blood, this fights the aging process.
Not to be outdone, Donald Трамп says he bathes in puppy blood for totally unrelated reasons.
Speaking of Donald Трамп, in a recent statement he promised to fund arming and training teachers with guns.
So, Mr. Bartol if you’re out there, jokes on you, I’m not in highschool anymore so it’s too late for you to shoot me, haha!
Elon Musk told a crowd at SXSW in Austin that SpaceX will have Mars spaceships ready for short flights by the first half of next year.
Musk said he’s hoping to accelerate the timetable for his rockets because he’d like to get the heck out of here as soon as possible, just like the rest of us.
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
Russians soak up the ‘power’ of Siberian red deer blood
White House promises federal aid to train armed teachers
Elon Musk: SpaceX Mars spaceships ready by next year
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