YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.03.12

Responding to customer pressure, Army and Air Force Exchange Service stores Monday reversed their decision to stop selling high capacity ammunition magazines just 10 days after they were removed from 72 military Post Exchanges across the United States. Customers told the exchange that they were using the high-capacity magazines as “supplemental” gear for their military issued gear.

As former Army corporal H.S. Puttgrass told a reporter, “We might get another Obama in the White House and I want to be ready, wait a minute, are you a reporter, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU COMMIE!”

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House Republicans investigating foreign interference in the 2016 election say they have found no evidence that Russians colluded with Donald Трамп’s campaign.

In a related report, house Republicans also concluded that John F. Kennedy was responsible for his own assassination. “President Kennedy was clearly the second shooter,” said Congressman Devin Nunes.

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Newly declassified video and audio show U.S. Navy pilots encountering a high speed aircraft gliding along the water without wings, tail or visible means of propulsion.

“What … is that thing?” one pilot can be heard saying in the video.

A top intelligence official speaking on condition of anonymity told reporters that it wasn’t a UFO, it was the secret system used to transport the yak hair used to make Donald Трамп’s wigs.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Military exchanges reverse decision to stop selling high capacity magazines
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/12/politics/military-exchange-high-capacity-magazine-reversal/index.html

House Republicans say investigation found no evidence of Russia-Trump collusion
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-say-investigation-found-no-evidence-russia-trump-collusion-n855986

UFO encounter? New footage shows U.S. Navy pilots’ apparent sighting of alien craft near East Coast
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/03/12/ufo-encounter-new-footage-shows-u-s-navy-pilots-apparent-sighting-alien-craft-near-east-coast/415951002/

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