YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.30

Today, millions of people turned out all over the United States to rally in support of immigrant families being held in U.S. prisons. Tens of thousands of people went to Washington D.C. today and rallied in front of the White House.

In response, Donald Трамп went to New Jersey.

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.29

CNN reported that a recent court case revealed that the U.S. Government has no plan for reuniting families they’ve separated at the border under orders from Donald J. Трамп.

When questioned about this, Donald J. Трамп said, “What’s the big deal? I never had a plan to reunite with my kids after all my divorces and they all turned out fine!”

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Today the Трамп regime announced that any immigrant families that they’ve placed in prison will be held indefinitely until they can be prosecuted.

Tomorrow, the Трамп regime will announce that the totally biased news media is unfair to say that they’re placing immigrant families in prison indefinitely.

In a week, the Трамп regime will announce that this is all Obama’s fault.

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Jarod Ramos, a terrorist with ties to white nationalists and right wing extremist organization who recently murdered five journalists, was described by attorney Brennan McCarthy as, “The most dangerous person he’d ever dealt with.” McCarthy represented a woman in 2011 who was being stalked by Ramos.

When asked why anyone would sell a guy like Ramos a gun, NRA officials said, “to make money, duh!”

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Government never had specific plan to reunify families, court testimony shows
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/29/politics/family-separations-reunification-never-plan-court/index.html

Trump administration says it will detain migrant families for as long as it takes to prosecute them
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/trump-administration-says-it-will-detain-migrant-families-long-it-n887976

‘Most dangerous person I’ve ever dealt with’: Lawyer feared newspaper murder suspect
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/29/lawyer-describes-dangerous-jarrod-ramos/747466002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.28

A recent study by Pew Research found that most Conservatives believe that tech companies are biased against them.

The same study also found that most Conservatives believe that Jesus actually likes them.

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At a political rally in North Dakota,  Donald J. Трамп told a crowd filled with his supporters that he’s really nailing this whole President thing.

As a reminder to the American people, Donald J. Трамп also believes his hair looks great.

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As of today, it’s been at least 112 days since Donald J. Трамп’s directed the Defense Department to organize a military parade in his honor, but sources say they’re finally getting around to it.

Also as of today, it’s been at least 516 days since Трамп promised to deliver a plan to defeat ISIS, but nobody’s really working on that.

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Most conservatives think tech companies are politically biased, Pew Research survey finds
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2018/06/28/pew-survey-finds-conservatives-think-tech-firms-favor-liberal-views/736644002/

Donald Trump is pretty sure he’s nailing this whole ‘President’ thing
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/29/politics/donald-trump-white-house-anthony-kennedy/index.html

Planning for Trump’s military parade finally getting underway
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/planning-trump-s-military-parade-finally-getting-underway-n887431

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.27

On July 31st, Justice Anthony Kennedy, a conservative Supreme Court justice, will retire

On July 8th, Donald J. Трамп, a lunatic conman under criminal investigation, will nominate his replacement.

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The Justice Department has approved the merger of Disney and Fox.

Coming to the Disney Channel in July 2019, Fox & Friends featuring Bill O’Reilly and Mickey Mouse!

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USA Today reported that armed robbers tortured a 7-year old boy in Texas during a home invasion.

When informed about the news, Donald J. Трамп exclaimed, “Torturing children in Texas! That’s ICE’s job!”

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Justice Anthony Kennedy to retire from Supreme Court
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/27/politics/anthony-kennedy-retires/index.html

U.S. Justice Department approves Fox-Disney deal
https://www.nbcnews.com/card/u-s-justice-department-approves-fox-disney-deal-n887011

Armed robbers torture 7-year-old boy during Texas home invasion
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/27/robbers-torture-7-year-old-boy-during-texas-home-invasion/737368002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.26

Representative Steve King, a Republican who really hates immigrants, told CNN Tuesday he didn’t realize he retweeted a message from a self-described Nazi sympathizer who has expressed admiration for Adolf Hitler.

A spokesman for King clarified his remarks, telling reporters that it’s hard for King to tell the difference between Nazi quotes and his own views because because his views are so similar.

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In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court upheld Donald J. Трамп’s travel ban, because the wording of the ban indicated that it wasn’t a ‘Muslim Ban.’ This is despite Трамп saying publicly over multiple occasions and in multiple interviews that the ban was a Muslim ban.

White House Propaganda Minister Sarah Huckabee Sanders clarified for reporters that the travel ban is a Muslim Ban, unless it’s being discussed in a courtroom, in which case it’s definitely just a travel ban.

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Still offended by the uncivil act of asking Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave their restaurant, the Red Hen in Lexington, Virginia was besieged by conservative protesters.

“I’m appalled at the way they treated the press secretary, and I think if people don’t make a stand, that kind of stuff will continue around the state and around the country,” said Ian McDonald, 34, of Accomack County. “So we’ve got to send a message that it’s not acceptable.”

When asked if it was okay to lock children up in prisons, McDonald said, “Of course it is a DOY DOY DOY DOY!” then flipped people off and called them snowflakes in the name of civility.

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Steve King says retweet of Nazi sympathizer’s message was unintentional, won’t delete tweet
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/politics/steve-king-retweet-nazi-sympathizer/index.html

Supreme Court upholds Trump travel ban, president claims vindication from ‘hysterical’ critics
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-upholds-trump-travelban-n873441

Lexington overwhelmed by protests after Sanders’ visit to the Red Hen
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/06/26/red-hen-protests-sarah-huckabee-sanders-visit-lexington/736830002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.25

Esteban Guzman, a 27-year-old systems administrator and part-time landscaper, was doing yard work with his mother in California, when they were verbally attacked by a woman who called them “illegals” and “rapists.”

When asked if this was civil treatment, a Трамп regime spokesperson said, “Of course it was, it’s not like she was asking them to leave a restaurant!”

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Sources close to NBC News have reported that Defense Secretary James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis is ‘completely out of the loop’ on all decisions made by Donald J. Трамп.

Also out of the loop on all decisions made by Donald J. Трамп — basic human decency.

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Milwaukee-based motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson will move production to various foreign markets to avoid increased tariffs from the European Union after buffoon and human garbage can Donald J. Трамп ignited an unnecessary trade war.

In response, Donald J. Трамп will soon release a statement announcing that Harley-Davidson is opening 5 billion new motorcycle plants in Ohio.

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Woman cites Trump while calling man ‘rapist,’ ‘illegal’ in viral rant
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/us/woman-berates-man-viral-rant-don-lemon-cnntv/index.html

Mattis is out of the loop and Trump doesn’t listen to him, say officials
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/mattis-out-loop-trump-doesn-t-listen-him-say-officials-n885796

Harley-Davidson to move some motorcycle production out of US after EU tariffs
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/06/25/harley-davidson-eu-tariffs-trump/729958002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.24

Actor George Takei, who was detained in a Japanese internment camp as a child in the 1940s,  described the Donald J. Трамп’s practice of separating families at the US-Mexico border as “grotesque.”

I dunno George Takei, Трамп’s hair is pretty grotesque, too. Let’s never forget that.

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NBC News recently published a guide called, “How to get stains out of almost anything.” The guide will help remove the stains of blood, wine, grass, pet urine, coffee, almost anything.

One thing the guide doesn’t cover is how to remove the stain of injustice from the soul of America under the Трамп regime.

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Readers of USA Today entered into the fray about the ‘civility’ of asking propaganda minister “Smokey Eye” Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave a restaurant over her support of policies kidnapping immigrant children from their families and placing them in prison.

Some responses were pro-Sanders, others were con among USA Today readers.

Among people who fought in the Civil Rights movement, the response was, “WHY ARE WE DEBATING THIS WHEN THERE ARE CHILDREN IN U.S. PRISONS?”

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Takei: Trump’s immigration rhetoric ‘grotesque’
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/06/25/george-takei-trump-immigration-rhetoric-bts-rs.cnn

How to get stains out of almost anything
https://www.nbcnews.com/better/pop-culture/how-get-stains-out-almost-anything-ncna885806

What’s good for the goose is good for the Red Hen: Readers sound off
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/06/24/sarah-sanders-red-hen-your-say/728881002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.23

Donald J. Трамп held a rally for Republican Senator Dean Heller, and referred to his opponent, Democrat Jacky Rosen, as “Wacky Jacky.” He then called Senator Elizabeth Warren ‘Pochahontas.”

Трамп was applauded by pundits for being civil.

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In the face of the ongoing immigration crisis caused by the policies of Donald J. Трамп, NBC reported recently that, “It’s getting tougher for migrants to claim asylum at U.S. ports of entry.”

Stay tuned for NBC’s latest hard-hitting expose, “Water: Is it Wet? We ask the experts.”

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The White House’s own version of Joseph Goebbels, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, was asked to leave the Red Hen restaurant in Virginia Friday night by the business owner because of her support of the racist, oppressive policies of the Трамп regime.

The owners of the Red Hen asked their staff, many of whom are members of the LGBTQ community, whether they should serve Sanders and her party. Sanders and her party were seated and eating appetizers. After discussing with the staff and taking a vote, the owner decided to politely ask Sanders to leave. Sanders agreed to leave, her party decided to go with her, and the restaurant paid for the appetizers.

In reaction to this incident, editorial staff around the country plan to write pieces decrying the lack of civility in the United States, with an even split between old white liberals and old white conservatives on the matter.

When asked if anyone plans to talk about the uncivil, racist remarks Donald J. Трамп used at a political rally for Senator Dean Heller the same day that this happened, white people in news rooms around America said, “But what if I get asked to leave a restaurant next?”

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Trump unveils new nickname, re-uses old slur
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/06/24/trump-wacky-jacky-nevada-speech-sot.cnn

Try later: It’s getting tougher for migrants to claim asylum at U.S. ports of entry
https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/immigration-border-crisis/try-later-it-s-getting-tougher-migrants-claim-asylum-u-n885861

Trump spokeswoman Sarah Huckabee Sanders kicked out of Virginia restaurant by owner
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/06/23/trump-spokeswoman-sarah-sanders-virginia-restaurant/727972002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.22

The Supreme Court ruled today that police forces in the United States can’t track you without a  court order.

In related news, police in the U.S. plan to still harass people mercilessly if they aren’t white.

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CNN reported that 42% of Americans are ready to impeach Donald J. Трамп. In 1974, 43% of Americans were ready to impeach Richard Nixon.

In related news, it looks like 100% of Americans are ready for summer! Haha, everything is terrible!

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Speaking of Summer, USA Today writer Tom Krattenmaker is telling readers to take a real vacation by leaving Donald J. Трамп and Washington outrage at home!

If you’re a USA Today reader who’s an immigrant stuck in a Трамп immigrant internment camp, Tom Krattenmaker would like to tell you, “Lalala I can’t hear you I’m on vacay!”

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Supreme Court says police can’t use your cellphone to track you without a court order
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-says-police-can-t-use-your-phone-track-n873156

There’s nearly a Nixon ’74 level of public support for impeaching Trump
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/22/politics/impeach-trump-nixon-support-bill-clinton-poll/index.htm

Take a real vacation. Leave Donald Trump and Washington outrage at home.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/06/22/leave-donald-trump-washington-outrage-behind-summer-vacation-column/710608002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.21

CNN interviewed 8 year old Kensi Hernandez recently. She dreams of being a doctor, but fears that she’ll be deported back to Honduras and seperated from her mother Ana Hernandez.

CNN is planning to later interview white nationalist Corey Lewandowski for his take on why Kensi and Ana are a threat to the United States, because CNN is terrible.

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Immigrant children being held prisoner in a Virginia immigration prison said they were beaten while handcuffed, locked up for long periods in solitary confinement, left nude and shivering in concrete cells, and have suffered more abuse for years after being accused by the Trump administration of being members of MS-13.

When told about the news, walking pile of dog feces Laura Ingraham said, “Well, it sounds just like summer camp to me!” Corey Lewandowski then made his trademark womp womp sound while Stephen Miller at a live puppy.
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Koko the gorilla, famous for knowing sign language, died last night. She was 46.

Still alive: human dumpster fire Donald Трамп.
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8-year-old girl clings to her mom as they talk about fears of separation
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/21/americas/mexico-migrant-girl-fears-separation/index.html

Young immigrants held for years in Virginia detention center claim horrific abuse
https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/immigration-border-crisis/young-immigrants-held-years-virginia-detention-center-claim-horrific-abuse-n885276

Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, dies in her sleep
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/06/21/koko-sign-language-fluent-gorilla-dies-46/720788002/

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