The Supreme Court ruled today that police forces in the United States can’t track you without a court order.
In related news, police in the U.S. plan to still harass people mercilessly if they aren’t white.
CNN reported that 42% of Americans are ready to impeach Donald J. Трамп. In 1974, 43% of Americans were ready to impeach Richard Nixon.
In related news, it looks like 100% of Americans are ready for summer! Haha, everything is terrible!
Speaking of Summer, USA Today writer Tom Krattenmaker is telling readers to take a real vacation by leaving Donald J. Трамп and Washington outrage at home!
If you’re a USA Today reader who’s an immigrant stuck in a Трамп immigrant internment camp, Tom Krattenmaker would like to tell you, “Lalala I can’t hear you I’m on vacay!”
Supreme Court says police can’t use your cellphone to track you without a court order
There’s nearly a Nixon ’74 level of public support for impeaching Trump
Take a real vacation. Leave Donald Trump and Washington outrage at home.
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