The Supreme Court ruled today that police forces in the United States can’t track you without a court order.
In related news, police in the U.S. plan to still harass people mercilessly if they aren’t white.
CNN reported that 42% of Americans are ready to impeach Donald J. Трамп. In 1974, 43% of Americans were ready to impeach Richard Nixon.
In related news, it looks like 100% of Americans are ready for summer! Haha, everything is terrible!
Speaking of Summer, USA Today writer Tom Krattenmaker is telling readers to take a real vacation by leaving Donald J. Трамп and Washington outrage at home!
If you’re a USA Today reader who’s an immigrant stuck in a Трамп immigrant internment camp, Tom Krattenmaker would like to tell you, “Lalala I can’t hear you I’m on vacay!”
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
Supreme Court says police can’t use your cellphone to track you without a court order
There’s nearly a Nixon ’74 level of public support for impeaching Trump
Take a real vacation. Leave Donald Trump and Washington outrage at home.
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