In Thailand, the first four of the boys soccer team trapped in a cave were rescued this morning. According to Donald Трамп, the US government has been aiding in the rescue effort.
In the United States, a few thousand immigrant children remain trapped in immigrant detention facilities. According to Donald Трамп, it’s a totally different situation.
A person driving the wrong direction on I-66 in Rosslyn, Virginia, crashed head-on into a car and injured two people this morning. A uniformed Secret Service officer noticed the same driver earlier travelling the wrong way on I Street Northwest in Washington, D.C. about 4:35 a.m. Sunday and gave chase.
The Secret Service told reporters, “We thought it was Melania again!”
In his opinion piece for USA Today, evangelical Christian John Fea wrote that his fellow white evangelicals are afraid of the future, afraid to embrace change, and love Donald Трамп for the dark history he represents.
In response to this thoughtful piece, Americans everywhere asked, “Who’s John Fea?”
Thai cave rescue underway
Wrong-Way Driver in Head-On Collision Closed I-66: Secret Service
White evangelicals fear the future and yearn for the past. Of course Trump is their hero.
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