Robert Mueller indicted 12 Russian hackers for breaking into email servers belonging to the Democratic National Committee in 2016. The indictment references an unnamed individual who helped coordinate the release of the information; pundits believe this person is Roger Stone.
Stone is concerned that the release of the news will increase the number of talk show appearances he’s scheduled to be booked on in the next few weeks. “I’m tired!” he said while sitting in a makeup chair at CNN.
A total lunar eclipse will turn the moon blood red later this month. The blood moon will be the longest total eclipse of this century.
White House aides say the blood moon is crucial to helping former Трамп advisor Steve Bannon find a new host body to inhabit.
“We can only do the demon ritual during a blood moon!” said a literal monster dripping with slime to members of NBC News.
At least half of Twitter users spent time on Friday counting the ways that Donald Трамп insulted Queen Elizabeth during his recent state visit.
The other half of Twitter users were purged for being bots.
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Roger Stone’s messages suggest he is unnamed person in new Russia indictment
Total lunar eclipse will turn the moon blood red later this month
Twitter counts ways President Trump ‘insulted’ Queen Elizabeth
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