The City of West Hollywood voted unanimously to ask for Donald Трамп’s Walk of Fame star to be removed. The resolution is not legally binding.
In related news, the White House is planning to invade West Hollywood.
A company in the Middle Eastern says they plan to tow icebergs northward so they can be turned into vast amounts of drinking water.
I don’t really have a joke here, just that, this is literally a plot point from a 1980s movie called ‘Brewster’s Millions.’ Yeah. In Brewster’s Millions, Richard Pryor plays this guy who has to spend $30 million in a month, and have no assets leftover afterwards. If he wins, he inherits $300 million. So, to win he has to make a ton of bad investments, and one of them is hauling icebergs. Which was like a thing in the 70s and 80s, people figuring out ways to haul icebergs for water.
Global Warming: making the 80s relevant!
23-year-old Dutch college dropout Boyan Slat is deploying a 2,000-foot-long giant floating trash collector to try and clean up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.
The trash collector’s next target? The U.S. Congress!
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
City of West Hollywood calls for Trump Walk of Fame star to be removed
How hauling icebergs could help sustain the world’s thirstiest regions
A giant floating trash collector will try to scoop up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch
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