YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.10.30

In court records unsealed on Monday, Трамп campaign foreign policy adviser George Papadopoulos plead guilty in July after he lied to the FBI about his interactions with foreign officials close to the Russian government.

When asked for a comment, Sarah Huckabee Sanders replied, “I can’t hear you LALALALALA.”

Sources on the scene say Sanders also had her fingers in her ears.

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Former Donald Трамп campaign manager Paul Manafort and his longtime business partner Rick Gates were indicted for a lot of charges including treason by special counsel Robert Mueller’s office announced Monday.

In response to this news, Donald Трамп has decided to wander around the White House, stuffing his pockets with silverware, historical artifacts and a fake passport.

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Donald Трамп reacted to the indictment of his former campaign chairman Monday by tweeting.

“Sorry, but this is years ago, before Paul Manafort was part of the Trump campaign,” Trump said in a tweet. “But why aren’t Crooked Hillary & the Dems the focus?????”

“Also,” he continued. “There is NO COLLUSION!”

Aides to the Трамп Regime say that later on, Donald Трамп will tweet …

 

  • “Why aren’t we talking about how badly The Apprentice did without me?”
  • “Let’s cut taxes NOW! I do not golf! You konw who golfed a lot? Obama but you don’t hear about that!”
  • “WE HAE RPUELIBCNA UNITY #MAGA”

 

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Ex-Trump campaign adviser pleads guilty to making false statement
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/30/politics/paul-manafort-russia-investigation-surrender/index.html

Manafort, Gates Charged With Conspiracy in Mueller Investigation
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/paul-manafort-rick-gates-told-surrender-special-prosecutor-probe-n815536

After Paul Manafort indictment, Trump points finger at Hillary Clinton
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/10/30/trump-manafort-indictment-response-clinton/812799001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.10.26

Donald Трамп is declaring a nationwide health emergency to combat the opioid crisis at an event in the White House on Thursday.

House Democrats are considering declaring a mental health emergency over Трамп’s tweets.

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Donald Трамп has spent $1.75 million on furniture for the White House. That includes $7,000 for “furniture pedestals”, $5,000 for wallpaper, and $17,000 for custom rugs.

Трамп also reportedly spends $1.75 million per year on the custom rug he wears on his head.

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The National Archive is releasing a final batch of records about the Kennedy assassination.

According to Republican lawmakers, the final batch of records prove that Hillary Clinton was the second gunman.

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What Trump’s opioid announcement means — and doesn’t mean
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/26/politics/national-health-emergency-national-disaster/index.html

Trump Spending $1.75 Million on Presidential Furniture, Redecorations
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-spent-1-75-million-presidential-furniture-redecorations-n814551

JFK files out Thursday: What to expect from secret records on Kennedy assassination
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/10/26/john-f-kennedy-assassination-archives-release-secret-jfk-files/798788001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.10.04

The Justice Department released hundreds of decades-old internal legal memos that conclude the President is legally barred from appointing a relative to a position in the White House after receiving several Freedom of Information Act requests for the material. In January of this year, deputy assistant attorney general Daniel Koffsky reversed this legal position in January, finding the anti-nepotism law covers only appointments in an “executive” agency and that the White House Office is not such an agency under the law.

“In choosing his personal staff, the President enjoys an unusual degree of freedom, which Congress found suitable to the demands of his office,” wrote Koffsky.

When asked if there’s a policy that prevents the President from hiring white supremacists and white nationalists, Koffsky said, “No, of course not you fool!”

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Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was on the verge of resigning this past summer. Tensions came to a head after a July 20 meeting at the Pentagon with members of Donald Трамп’s national security team and Cabinet officials went poorly. Tillerson had openly disparaged Трамп, referring to him as a “moron,” after the meeting.

Aides said they heard Tillerson crying in the bathroom just a few days ago, lamenting his situation. “All I want to do is secure a deal with the Russian government so Exxon can make a bunch of money drilling for oil in the arctic,” Tillerson said while sitting on the toilet.

To make amends and get Tillerson and Трамп back on the same page, aides say they plan to try and get Трамп to buy stock in Exxon Mobil.

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Jared Kushner and daughter Ivanka Трамп routed their personal email accounts to computers run by the Trump Organization as public scrutiny intensified over their use of private emails to conduct White House business, internet registration records show.

Various news outlets are planning to run this story 24/7 for the next year as soon as they can find an email sent to either Kushner or Трамп by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

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DOJ releases slew of memos lobbying against presidential appointments for family
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/03/politics/doj-old-anti-nepotism-olc-memos/index.html

Tillerson’s Fury at Trump Required an Intervention From Pence
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/tillerson-s-fury-trump-required-intervention-pence-n806451

Exclusive: Jared Kushner’s personal email re-routed to Trump Organization computers amid public scrutiny
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/10/03/exclusive-jared-kushners-personal-email-moved-trump-organization-computers-amid-public-scrutiny/728467001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.29

Officials of the Трамп Regime are demanding the private account information of potentially thousands of Facebook users in three separate search warrants served on the social media giant, according to court documents obtained by CNN. The warrants specifically target users who are described by their attorneys as “anti-administration activists who have spoken out at organized events, and who are generally very critical of this administration’s policies.”

One of those users, Emmelia Talarico, operated the disruptj20 page where Inauguration Day protests were organized and discussed.

When confronted with the fact that the Трамп Regime is specifically targetting the free speech rights of American citizens to quell dissent, White House spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “Yes, that is correct, that is exactly what we’re doing, uh no doy. NO DOY PEOPLE!” then walked off the stage.

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Donald Трамп complained again recently about a Watergate-era reform law that prohibits American companies from bribing foreign government officials. The law in question is one that could ensare Paul Manafort.

Officials of the Трамп Regime are planning to request Congress introduce legislation that would exempt the Трамп brand from the law.

Huh. That last one doesn’t look like a punchline.

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The Senate Intelligence Committee said President Trump’s adviser and son-in-law Jared Kushner failed to disclose that he had used a private email address to conduct official White House business.

When asked why he didn’t disclose the private email, Kushner said, “Well, like, in some of those I was, like, talking about that pee tape thing with my wife, and like, I didn’t want anyone to know that I knew about–” before being whisked out of the room by the Secret Service.

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DOJ demands Facebook information from ‘anti-administration activists’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/28/politics/facebook-anti-administration-activists/index.html

Law Trump Hated Could Ensnare Manafort
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/law-trump-hated-could-ensnare-manafort-n805726

Jared Kushner didn’t disclose personal email account to Senate Intel committee: report
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/09/28/jared-kushner-failed-disclose-personal-email-account-senate-intel-committee/714157001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.25

As the Republican Party’s last-ditch effort to repeal Obamacare hangs by a thread, a revised version of the Graham-Cassidy bill was circulated to Senate Republicans on Sunday with the aim of winning over key votes. One of the key changes was to allow Alaska to keep Obamacare to get Senator Lisa Murkowski to vote for the bill.

Sources say that Senator Lindsay Graham may change the bill to allow every state to keep Obamacare to get votes, while adding a final provision that says, “We rename Obamacare to Трампcare,” to make everyone happy.

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Donald Трамп banned or restricted visas for travel to the United States from Iran, Libya, Somalia, Syria, Yemen, Chad, North Korea and Venezuela on Sunday. His original travel ban expired the same day.

Aides say Трамп is ready to sign a new bill restricting travel for NFL Players, the NBA, Stevie Wonder, any black people, Nancy Pelosi, and others. The list of other people Трамп would like to ban for travel is being kept on a roll of toilet paper in his favorite bathroom.

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Presidential son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner has been using a private email account to conduct White House business, along with several other officials of the Трамп regime. All of them set-up their private accounts after the election.

It’s unclear at this time if US News Media will run stories about this 24/7 for the next 2 years. A spokesperson for USA Today said, “It really depends on whether or not we can work in mentions of Hillary Clinton while we do it.”

In related news, Irony died yesterday in a quiet ceremony in Washington, D.C.

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Republican health care bill revised to target key votes
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/24/politics/revised-graham-cassidy-bill/index.html

Trump Restricts Visas From Eight Countries as Travel Order Expires
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/trump-restricts-visas-eight-countries-travel-order-expires-n804366

Kushner used private email to conduct White House business
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/24/jared-kushner-private-email-white-house-243071

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