YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.06

When asked by George Stephanopoulos whether Donald Трамп would fire special counsel Robert Mueller over the investigation into the regime’s ties to Russian espionage, Kellyanne Conway said, “The president has not even discussed that.”

Conway was unsure whether Трамп would tweet about it while on the toilet during his upcoming golfing vacation. “He does tweet a lot from the bathroom,” Conway was heard to quip between commercials.

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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said Sunday that Donald Трамп Jr.’s meeting with a Russian lawyer in June of last year was a bad idea. He told CNN’s “State of the Union that, “This meeting was ill-advised … Everybody in retrospect knew this was a bad idea.”

Pretty sure people at the moment it happened that everyone knew that talking with spies from a hostile foreign government was a bad idea, but okay Chris Christie, you be you.

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Ah, no way, I’m WAY WORSE at governing than you! Way! WAY WAY!

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An area the size of New Jersey in the Gulf of Mexico is an oxygen-deprived dead zone that’s devoid of life.

Also an oxygen deprived dead-zone: Donald Трамп Jr.’s head.

I mean, seriously, “In hindsight talking to Russia was a bad idea?” COME ON!

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Dad said I had to sit here and think about why trying to be honest with the media was a bad idea.

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Kellyanne Conway: Trump ‘not discussing’ firing special counsel Robert Mueller
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/06/kellyanne-conway-trump-not-discussing-firing-robert-mueller/543412001/

Christie: Everybody knows now Trump Jr.’s meeting was a ‘bad idea’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/06/politics/chris-christie-robert-mueller/index.html

Why This Year’s ‘Dead Zone’ in Gulf of Mexico Is Bigger Than Ever
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/why-year-s-dead-zone-gulf-mexico-bigger-ever-n789636

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.05

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп begins a 17-day vacation golfing today. While he’s away, workers will work on renovations to the White House.

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Before he left, Трамп handed workers pictures of Saddam Hussein’s palace and told them, “Make it look just like this, but imagine me there, instead.”

Aides say that Трамп’s favorite toilet, Mr. Shiney, will be the first to get a gold-plated make-over during his absence.

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On Friday, the Трамп regime officially told the United Nations that the U.S. intends to pull out of the 2015 Paris climate pact.

When asked why they made the announcement, a spokesperson for the Трамп regime said, “We just wanted to remind people that we’re douchebags for a lot of reasons, and not just because we’re white supremacists.”

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Sergey Kislyak, Russia’s former ambassador to Washington, denied Saturday to Russian 24 channel’s “Press Conference” that he had discussed secrets or even the issue of sanctions with now-fired Tрамп regime national security adviser Michael Flynn.
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When the host of “Press Conference” asked him to confirm that his was Sergey Kislyak, the ambassador said, “Nyet, my name is Steve Johanson, and I own a landscape gardening business in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.”

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While Trump’s away, ‘much-needed’ White House renovations begin
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/04/politics/trump-white-house-renovations/index.html

U.S. Officially Tells U.N. It Wants out of Paris Climate Deal
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u-s-officially-tells-u-n-it-wants-out-paris-n789796

Former Russian ambassador Kislyak denies discussing secrets or sanctions with Michael Flynn
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/08/05/former-russian-ambassador-sergey-kislyak-denies-discussing-secrets-sanctions-mike-flynn/542311001/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.07

 

In brief remarks ahead of his first bilateral meeting with Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, Russian President Vladimir Putin said, “we definitely need personal meetings.”

“We have spoken on the phone with you several times on very important bilateral and international issues. But phone conversation are never enough,” Putin said in Russian.

White House aides say that Putin is planning on taking a more hands-on approach with managing Трамп.

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In his first public comments in nearly a week, human turtle and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell Thursday indicated that passing the GOP’s health care bill remains a daunting prospect for a Republican conference so far unable to agree on key details.

“If Republicans are not able to agree among themselves, the crisis will still be there and we’ll have to figure out the way forward at that point,” McConnell said.

When it was suggested that rather than repeal Obamacare to replace it with a tax-cut for Millionaires in the form of Trumpcare that instead the Senate work on trying to expand healthcare for more people via additional Medicaid stimulus, McConnell disappeared inside his suit.

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Last week, Panda Green Energy Group Limited flipped the switch on the world’s most adorable solar panel facility in Datong Shanxi, China. While a photo of the plant has been difficult to find, a past artist rendering shows panels in the shape of a bright-eyed, smiling Giant Panda.

In related news, West Virginia has announced plans to build a dirty-coal power plant in the shape of Donald Трамп’s head. The plant is expected to go over budget and fail to open.

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Trump and Putin meet at G20: Live updates
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/07/politics/trump-putin-g20-latest/index.html

McConnell Downplays Prospect of Passing Health Care Bill
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/mcconnell-downplays-prospect-passing-health-care-bill-n780201

Panda Power: China just built a solar farm shaped like a giant panda
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/07/07/panda-power-china-just-made-solar-energy-look-adorable/458279001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.23

The Senate Republicans, led by human turtle Mitch McConnell, released their health care bill which we should all just call ТрампCare from now on. ТрампCare guts key provisions of Obamacare, mostly to allow some rich people to pay less taxes then they already do. Some pundits have focused on the gutting of the bill solely as a ‘rebuke’ to Obama and his achievement, apparently missing the bigger picture that a lot of people will get hurt by the bill.

The bill does help some people, though, and this is how it breaks down …

Who gets helped

  • If you’re between 20 to 29 years old, you could theoretically save money on your premiums
  • Healthy people who don’t go to the doctor much could buy less expensive plans that cover fewer services
  • Rich people would pay less in taxes.
  • Rich people could contribute more to Health Savings Accounts
  • Insurance companies get more subsidies from the Federal Government

Who gets hurt

  • Current Obamacare enrollees will pay more out-of-pocket for health care services.
  • People on low-cost plans will pay higher deductibles
  • 11 million lower-income American adults would likely be kicked off insurance
  • 70 million low-income children, parents, elderly and disabled Americans will get less coverage through Medicaid due to cuts
  • Senate Republicans would eliminate the cost-sharing subsidies
  • Americans in their 50s and early 60s would get charge up to 5 times more than younger enrollees, meaning adults ages 60 to 64 would see their annual premiums soar 22%
  • Fewer middle class Americans would qualify for subsidies
  • Those with pre-existing conditions or opioid addictions may receive fewer covered services.

So, to break this down, if you’re young and healthy, or old and rich, or some mix of that, this is great for you! Good times!

If you’re older, poorer, are sick, are part of the middle-class white epidemic of the opioid crisis, sorry Charlie, this bill isn’t for you.

Of course, this bill breaks a key promise that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп made in 2015, not to cut medicaid. You can watch the video yourself here: http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/03/10/trump-promises-not-to-cut-medicaid-newday.cnn.

What’s unclear at this time, though, is how much, if any, this actually helps Трамп with his taxes. He’s got a lot of paper wealth, but he also owes a lot of money to overseas banks. In other words, he’s sort of a pretend super wealthy person.

The one thing that’s clear … the longer Трамп is President, the easier it is for lunatic Republicans in the House and Senate to hurt people with bills like this. And as long as Trump keeps signing those lunatic bills, the longer he can theoretically prevent his arrest for treason.

In other news, it’s over 123 degrees F in Qatar right now, making it too hot for everyone. It’s so hot there right now that cows can’t produce milk. It was so hot in Phoenix, Arizona recently that airplanes couldn’t fly.

Somehow, during the worst ecological disaster faced by the human species in the last 50,000 years began, one that our species created, we managed to elect as leader of the free world a man who thinks people don’t notice he has a combover.

His only real hope is that enough people are dumb enough not to notice how much he’s hurting them. And looking around lately, that might not be a bad hope with a lot of people.

Happy Friday!

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Who gets hurt and who gets helped by the Senate health care bill
http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/23/news/economy/senate-health-care-hurt-helped/index.html

Donald Trump’s Wealth Is Fool’s Gold
http://time.com/4521851/donald-trumps-wealth/

Temperature is soaring; here are a few tips to deal with sunstrokes
https://www.thepeninsulaqatar.com/article/21/06/2017/Temperature-is-soaring-here-are-a-few-tips-to-deal-with-sunstrokes

There’s a scientific reason why hot weather has grounded planes at Phoenix airport
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/20/theres-a-scientific-reason-why-hot-weather-has-grounded-planes-at-phoenix-airport.html

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.11

 

Venezuelans are now the top asylum seekers in the US, ahead of citizens from China, Mexico, Guatemala and El Salvador, CNN reported this morning. It’s the first time Venezuelans have topped the list since its inception. The reason that so many people from Venezuela are fleeing to the United States is a combination of food shortages, soaring prices, and civil unrest as the country enters the 3rd month of protests.

In 2016, the average Venezuelan living in extreme poverty lost about 19 pounds due to starvation. People have demanded president Maduro step down and hold elections. 70 people have died so far during protests to demand elections.

After being briefed of the news, the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп decided to pounce on the opportunity and release a new slogan in an effort to boost U.S. tourism. The new slogan is, “America Under Трамп: It’s better than starving to death!”

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Dale Ross, the Republican mayor of Georgetown, Texas, has been in the news lately because he’s done something unusual, meaning, he hasn’t stolen money or cheated on his wife or done some other horrible thing. But Dale Ross is breaking with orthodoxy by his embrace of clean, green energy for his small Texas town.

Ross has been spearheading efforts to convert his town of 65,000 to use 100% renewable-energy. He pointed out that eventually oil, coal and other sources will run out, but that we have no shortage of wind or sun. This puts him at odds with other Republicans, including members of the Tea Party and popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп.

As Ross put it,  “We are going to provide cost certainty on our electricity for 25 or 30 years. And there are no pollutants going back in the atmosphere. Everybody wins on this deal.” Ross described the effort as a “no-brainer.”

I guess this is why so many people are baffled by Трам’s refusal to engage with the clean energy industry, since the man has no brains.

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Today, citizens of Puerto Rico, currently a U.S. territory, will vote on a historic referendum to decide whether they want to remain a territory, become an independent nation, or become the 51st U.S. state.  Congress has final say over whether to approve the outcome of the referendum, no matter how the people of Puerto Rico vote.

I dunno, people vote, but no matter what they decide, a smaller group of dudes in Washington D.C. then decide what to do about the vote … sort of sounds like the last election here. In my book, they’re already Americans!

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Venezuelans flee to the US in search of better lives
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/11/us/venezuela-asylum-seekers-us/index.html

For a Republican Mayor in Texas, Clean Energy Is a ‘No Brainer’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/republican-mayor-texas-clean-energy-no-brainer-n769056

Puerto Rico mulls political status in new referendum
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/06/11/puerto-rico-mulls-political-status-in-new-referendum/102725040/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.06

 

Reality Leigh Winner, 25, a contractor with Pluribus International Corporation in Georgia, has been charged by the Justice Department with “removing classified material from a government facility and mailing it to a news outlet,” according to a federal complaint.

The leaked document is the source for a story published by The Intercept, detailing a 2016 Russian military intelligence cyberattack on a US voting software supplier. Reality Winner was caught

Reality Winner emailed The Intercept from her work email. The Intercept never suggested using a secure drop location or advised her against using the work email. Winner sent The Intercept a folded paper copy of the secret memo. The Intercept called another contractor with the same company to verify the contents of the memo; that contractor immediately contacted the FBI. The Intercept then published a digital image of the memo, that showed fold marks. All of this is detailed in the federal complaint against Reality Winner.

So, if you have classified intelligence you want to leak for the good of the nation, remember The Intercept if you want to get caught and go to federal prison for a decade or so and possibly get charged with treason.

In related news, scientists working at Cal-Tech have discovered that our entire reality is simply a movie being directed by Paul Verhoven from another dimension.

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America’s top diplomat in China, David Rank, has resigned over popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s decision to withdraw the United States from a landmark climate change agreement. Rank was set to be replaced by former Iowa Governor Terry Brandstad, who hasn’t yet arrived to the post. Meaning that the top diplomat position to China from the United States is currently vacant.

Sources say Трамп plans to blame the media, his staff, Democrats, and an invisible family dog for the growing number of vacancies in the Executive Branch.

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Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, against the wishes of his own staff, vowed to keep tweeting whatever comes to the top of his head, whether it’s about his “travel ban” from selected Muslim-majority countries, the London Mayor’s approach to handling the weekend’s terror attack, or Middle East politics in general. Трамп said that “the FAKE MSM is working so hard trying to get me not to use Social Media. They hate that I can get the honest and unfiltered message out.”

White House aides are desperately trying to figure out how to get the President to reign in his tweeting, which frequently contradict messages they give to the press, affecting their credibility. Sources say that aides are considering restricting Трамп’s ice cream allowance for the day for every ‘naughty’ tweet he sends out.

There’s no word yet on how many of the millions of fake bot accounts Трамп recently purchased to follow him on twitter agree with his stance.

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Contractor charged with leaking classified NSA info on Russian hacking
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/05/politics/federal-contractor-leak-prosecution/index.html

1. @theintercept publishes scoop re Russian hacking voter infrastructure, featuring NSA report.
https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/871844022087802880

Top American Diplomat in China Resigns Over Trump’s Paris Climate Agreement Pull-Out
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/top-american-diplomat-china-resigns-over-trump-s-paris-climate-n768596

Trump promises to keep tweeting, accuses media of trying to convince him otherwise
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/06/06/donald-trump-twitter-qatar-travel-ban-supreme-court/102542850/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.02

 

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп proclaimed Thursday he was withdrawing the US from the Paris climate accord, a sweeping step that attempts to upend global efforts to curb efforts to reverse the effects of manmade climate change. The only two other countries that are not part of the accord are Syria, because it’s in the midst of a civil war, and Nicaragua, because the accords in their view don’t go far enough to curb global warming.

During the speech, Трамп said, “At what point does America get demeaned? At what point do they start laughing at us, as a country? We want fair treatment for its citizens and we want fair treatment for our taxpayers. We don’t want other leaders and other countries laughing at us anymore.”

I’m pretty sure the answers to this are …

  1. America was demeaned the day Трамп was elected.
  2. I’m not sure who ‘they’ are, but if Трамп means the rest of the world, that happens almost every time he talks.
  3. If Трамп really wants other leaders and other countries to stop laughing, he should resign.

No word yet on if anyone surrounding Dear Leader Трамп will be willing to give him the answers.

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Meanwhile, on Thursday the Трамп regime asked the U.S. Supreme Court to immediately overturn a federal court order blocking the “Muslim Travel Ban” and allow the order to take effect, following a defeat at an appeals court last week.

The Justice Department urged the Supreme Court to allow it to enforce the executive order now, while the Supreme Court considers whether to hear the appeal.

Sources say that the Supreme Court is negotiating with the Justice Department for room upgrades at Mar-A-Lago or a Трамп International Resort of their choice. New Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch is also demanding that a Swedish Massage and 2 spa days be included before he’ll vote in Трамп’s favor.

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The latest jobs report shows that the U.S. added 138,000 jobs in May, down from the projected estimate of 185,000. The unemployment rate, which is calculated from a different survey, fell from 4.4% to 4.3%, lowest since May 2001, the Labor Department said Friday. That drop in the unemployment rate could be from a staggering reason; that a lot of people just stopped looking and don’t believe they’ll get a new job. This is a troubling sign that we’re nearing the end of the current business cycle.

In response to this news, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп celebrated on Twitter by retweeting his son, Eric, who retweeted a tweet from Reuters that noted the Dow Jones Industrial average had rallied 500 points this morning. Of course, it was just two weeks ago that the Dow fell 370 points in a dramatic round of stock selling by the market.

Reports say that Eric was seen tearing up, just happy that his dad acknowledged him for a change. He’s feeling good enough that he plans on murdering some lions in Central Park this weekend.

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Fact-checking Trump’s Paris accord speech
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/06/02/trump-withdraw-us-paris-accord-fact-check-marsh-ctn-pkg.cnn

Trump’s Speech On Paris Climate Agreement Withdrawal, Annotated
http://www.npr.org/2017/06/01/531090243/trumps-speech-on-paris-climate-agreement-withdrawal-annotated

Trump Administration Asks Supreme Court to Let Travel Ban Take Effect
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-administration-asks-supreme-court-revive-travel-ban-n767401

Economy adds disappointing 138K jobs in May, unemployment falls to 16-year low
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/06/02/economy-adds-disappointing-138k-jobs-may/102401812/

The government says unemployment fell to 4.3% in May, but here’s a more realistic rate
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/02/the-government-says-unemployment-fell-to-4-point-3-percent-in-may-but-heres-a-more-realistic-rate.html

https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/870586745468932096

The Trump sons go hunting again. Will more trophy photos follow
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/08/06/the-trump-sons-go-hunting-again-will-more-trophy-photos-follow/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.01

NBC News reported on a story that The Washington Post reported that the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп would be returning two Russian diplomatic compounds — one in Maryland and one in New York — which former President Barack Obama ordered shuttered in December in retaliation for Russia’s hacking attacks to help Трамп  win the 2016 Presidential election.

The State Department, headed by Rex “I’m literally Exxon and Exxon wants to work with Russia on Arctic Oil Drilling” Tillerson, denied that any such return is in motion.

So, this means we should probably expect the compounds returned in the next day or two.

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Speaking of Russian interference in the United States government at the highest levels of power, Senators Patrick Leahy (D-VT) and Senator Al Franken (D-MN) requested that the FBI determine whether Southern stereotype and Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III  failed to disclose meetings with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak during 2016 Presidential campaign.

Reports say the exchange went like this …

Senator Leahy: Hey, FBI, can you look into whether Jeff Sessions was lying about that meeting with Russia?

FBI: Oh, he totally lied about that.

Senator Franken: Great, can you look into it, though?

FBI: It’s already been in the papers. It’s obvious that he lied.

Senator Franken: We understand, but, we need proof.

FBI: I can … do you want copies of the New York Times?

Senator Leahy: Just, get us some tapes if you can.

FBI: Of what?

Senator Franken: Of Jeff Sessions!

FBI: Oh, right, right. Let me see if–

Sessions: What’s going on, I say, what’s going on in here? You bunch of Yankees!

Senator Franken: We’re just talking with our friends the FBI.

FBI: So, Senators, those tapes, what format do you need those in?

Senator Leahy: …

Senator Franken: …

FBI: Cassette? CD? A flash drive? We can get it to you on a flash drive.

… Anyway, the FBI is still reviewing whether Jeff Sessions lied about stuff, which he did.

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Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп announced on twitter last night to his millions of followers, including both real people and millions of fake bot accounts someone purchased for him over the last week, that he will, “… be announcing my decision on Paris Accord, Thursday at 3:00 P.M.  The White House Rose Garden.  MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” This statement in the middle of the night is aligned with his message of “America First” which has apparently meant an upending of everything from strategic alliances with our European allies and withdrawl from the Paris climate accords.

All of which is, of course, in alignment with the wishes of Russian President Vladimir Putin, who’s wanted to destroy NATO since his days as a member of the KGB in the former Soviet Union. His stance on climate change since 2015 has been to publicly embrace the issue while the Russian government has worked to open up new outlets for cooperation with Exxon-Mobil to drill for more oil in places like the Arctic.

So, Putin definitely wants a close relationship with the United States, that would allow for oil drilling with Exxon-Mobil. In addition, he definitely wants to see an end to NATO. And then we have Donald Трамп, who’s apparently helping him with both.

It’s hard to make sense out of this. Why would a senior citizen who has watched a lot of Fox News for the last decade decide that Vladimir Putin of all people is an okay guy, great to work with, and a solid leader? One answer is that it’s because he’s in Putin’s pocket. Another reason? The aforementioned fact that Donald Трамп is a senior citizen who watches a lot of Fox News.

Which is something The Daily Show covered in early 2014 after they noticed.

BIG VLADDY – SEMI-DELUSIONAL AUTOCRATS
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/8gpcf5/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-big-vladdy—semi-delusional-autocrats

So, in 2014, Fox News praises Putin regularly. A year later, in 2015, Donald Трамп runs for President. By 2016 he’s praising Vladimir Putin regularly. And then by 2017, he’s doing his bidding.

Presumably in the late 21st century, this will all be covered by a history course entitled, “Fox News: Why Miami is now an underwater Russian Seaport called ‘Трампingrad.’”

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U.S. Says ‘No Agreements’ With Russia Amid Reports Some Sanctions Could Be Lifted
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u-s-says-no-agreements-russia-amid-reports-some-sanctions-n766906

Senators ask FBI to review whether AG Jeff Sessions failed to disclose Russia meeting
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/01/senators-ask-fbi-review-whether-ag-jeff-sessions-failed-disclose-russia-meeting/102377642/

I will be announcing my decision on Paris Accord, Thursday at 3:00 P.M.  The White House Rose Garden.  MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/870083798981111808

Trump and Europe don’t mix, and that will have lasting consequences
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/01/politics/trump-europe-alienation/index.html

Don’t Let Vladimir Putin Destroy NATO
http://time.com/4276525/vladimir-putin-nato/

A Change in Tone for Vladimir Putin’s Climate Change Pledges
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/projects/cp/climate/2015-paris-climate-talks/vladimir-putin-climate-change-pledges-russia

Exxon Mobil could tap huge Arctic assets if US-Russian relations thaw
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/12/13/exxon-mobil-could-tap-huge-arctic-assets-if-us-russian-relations-thaw.html

‘The Daily Show’ Examines Fox News’ Obsession with Putin’s ‘Leadership’
https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/03/daily-show-examines-fox-news-obsession-putins-leadership/358927/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.31

 

Late last night, at 12:06 a.m. ET, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп tweeted, “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” That turned ‘covfefe’ into a trending twitter term and a global news story.

Then, early this morning, Трамп deleted the tweet, then followed up by tweeting, “Who can figure out the true meaning of “covfefe” ??? Enjoy!”

According to sources, ‘covfefe’ is Russian for, “Person who buys millions of twitter followers to wage propaganda war.”

There was also potential rumors that Трамп was planning to fully exit the Paris climate accords which will hasten global climate change and end human life on the Planet, but, hey, #covfefe!

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Speaking of missing, did you hear the latest about Ivanka Трамп’s Chinese shoe factory? Did you know she had a contract with a Chinese shoe factory?

So, there’s a company in Shanghai that produces shoes for a variety of brands, including Ivanka Трамп-branded shoes. The factory where the shoes are made has been accused of everything from spying on workers attempting to organize into labor unions to criminally low wages, mandatory unpaid overtime and more.

Three activists went to investigate the factory, and now two are missing and one has been arrested. The three activists were planning to publish a report on their findings next month. China Labor Watch released a statement begging popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп and First Lady, er, First Daughter Ivanka Трамп for help.

“We appeal to President Trump, Ivanka Trump herself, and to her related brand company to advocate and press for the release our activists,” China Labor Watch said.

In apparent response, Ivanka retweeted this morning, “@HarvardBiz “The 40-Year-Old Intern” offers insights on “returnships” that can help relaunch a career after a hiatus.”

There’s no word yet on whether the President or the First Lady, pardon, the First Daughter will try to help the activists. Sources say that China Labor Watch is considering tweeting at both and using the hashtag #covfefe to get their attention.

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Under the backdrop of rising tensions between white supremacists and everyone else in Portland, Oregon, one Republican law-maker says that the Republican party should use some of those same militia groups for protection. This is after the murder in Portland of  Taliesin Myrddin Namkai-Meche, 23, and Rick Best, 53,  by white supremacist Jeremy Christian. 21-year-old student Micah David-Cole Fletcher survived the attack with gruesome injuries. The three victims had come to the aid of two women being subjected to hate speech by Jeremy Christian on public transportation.

Multnomah County Republican Party chair James Buchal, interviewed about the attacks and the tensions in Portland, told the Guardian that, “I think that it is appropriate for Republicans to continue to go out there. And if they need to have a security force protecting them, that’s an appropriate thing too.” When asked to clarify if he meant hiring private security forces instead of using city or state police, Buchal said, “Yeah. And there are these people arising, like the Oath Keepers and the Three Percenters… Because there are now belligerent, unstable people who are convinced that Republicans are like Nazis.”

So, for anyone keeping track, the NAZI party used private security forces in it’s early days, dubbed ‘brownshirts’ who both ‘protected’ party leaders and attacked various ‘undesirables’ in Germany.

I guess this means that Multnomah County Republican Party chair James Buchal might be one of those unstable people who are convinced that Republicans are like Nazis.

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‘Covfefe’ tells you all you need to know about Donald Trump
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/31/politics/donald-trump-covfefe/index.html

Activists Missing Amid Probe of Ivanka Trump-Linked Shoe Factories
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/china/activists-missing-amid-probe-ivanka-trump-linked-shoe-factories-n766486

@HarvardBiz “The 40-Year-Old Intern” offers insights on “returnships” that can help relaunch a career after a hiatus
https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/869655661264732161

Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/29/portland-attack-republican-james-buchal-militia-groups

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