YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.17

Yesterday, at 1:14pm ET Donald Трамп announced on Twitter that he was disbanding “the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum,” after a wave of CEOs quit both councils over Трамп’s remarks in support of white nationalists over the past few days.

But it turned out that the CEOs themselves had already decided to end the two councils, and had told the White House about their decision minutes before Трамп tweeted.

In related news, White House aides say Трамп is planning to announce that he’s, “Blotting out the sun on August 21st to show you who’s really in charge!” The White House says Трамп will make the sun appear as a black dot in the sky with a glowing ring around it. “If he’s pleased with the people, Трамп promises to bring the sun back,” an aide said.

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South Korean President Moon Jae-in gave a televised news conference last Thursday and said there would be no war with North Korea.

After being informed of the news, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп screamed to his aides, “That Moon guy doesn’t decide if there’s a war, I decide if there’s a war! I’m the sun, and I’m way better than the Moon! I’m the sun! I’m the sun!”

Reports say that Трамп continued screaming “I’m the sun!” from his bathroom until someone brought him two scoops of ice-cream.

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A new study finds that children spanked when they were as young as 15 months old displayed negative temperament and were less likely to show positive behaviors in the fifth grade and even into their teenage years. Apparently, hitting people as they’re forming their personalities can scar them even a decade or more later.

In related news, studies say that AFTER someone has formed their personality, hitting them might be okay under certain circumstances. Like, say, if they’re a literal Nazi attacking with you in sticks in Charlottesville. As one scientist put it, “Yeah, it’s okay to punch Nazis when they’re hitting you, why are you asking me that? That’s kind of a dumb question.”

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What happened behind the scenes as Trump’s business councils fell apart
http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/16/news/companies/trump-business-councils/index.html

South Korea’s Moon Confident There’ll Be No War With North
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-s-moon-confident-there-ll-be-no-war-n793416

Harmful effects of spanking a toddler can trigger bad behavior — even 10 years later
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/08/16/harmful-effects-spanking-toddler-can-trigger-bad-behavior-even-10-years-later/562203001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.16

Republican lawmakers Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Cory Gardner, John Kasich and others gathered together recently to denounce Donald Трамп’s apparent support for white nationalism.

When asked if they would Impeach the President and hold hearings to determine his fitness for office, all of the Republicans gathered said, “Oh, no no no no no not doing that don’t be silly.”

Each then pretended to get a phone call then wandered out of the room.

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Chief of Staff John Kelly was apparently stunned after popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп defended the actions of neo-Nazis who instigated racist violence in Charlottesville, saying that there were, “fine people on both sides.” Neo-Nazis inuured several people in Charlottesville over the weekend, including nearly beating to death Charlottesville resident Deandre Harris and murdering Heather Hayes by running her over with a car.

Kelly later clarified that he was surprised that Трамп said this outloud to the public. “I mean, he talks like this all the time in the White House, but I was just stunned he told people. It’d be like telling people he sexually assaulted a woman while on the campaign trail!”

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Wednesday that, “the white supremacist, KKK, and neo-Nazi groups who brought hatred and violence to Charlottesville are now planning a rally in Lexington. Their messages of hate and bigotry are not welcome in Kentucky and should not be welcome anywhere in America.”

When asked if he would stop his messages and aid to restrict the voting rights of African-Americans as a way to stand up to hate and violence, McConnell pulled his head into his body and crawled of the room.

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Here are the Republicans denouncing Trump by name
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/16/politics/republicans-list-denouncing-trump-by-name/index.html

He ‘Went Rogue’: President Trump’s Staff Stunned After Latest Charlottesville Remarks
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/he-went-rogue-president-trump-s-staff-stunned-after-latest-n793091

Mitch McConnell: ‘We all have a responsibility to stand against hate and violence’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/16/mitch-mcconnell-we-all-have-responsibility-stand-against-hate-and-violence/572265001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.15

US spy satellites spotted a mobile missile launcher capable of launching an intermediate range ballistic missile being aimed at Guam in preparation for a possible launch.

Officials in the Трамп regime are preparing for a probable Twitter tantrum from Donald Трамп in response. Said one official, “Трамп is hoping to provoke a launch on Guam by noon today, before he heads back to his golf course in New Jersey.”

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NBC News reported that hundreds of protesters gathered along Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue near  Трамп Tower on Monday evening, shouting angry slogans and holding signs with crossed-out swastikas and Confederate imagery.

Another way to report this headline would be, “Thousands of demonstrators gathered near Трамп Tower on Monday for four hours, condemning the bigotry of Donald Трамп.”

When asked how they came up with their estimate of hundreds, a spokesperson for NBC News said, “technically a thousand people is like 10 hundred, so, we like stand by that.”

NOTE: I was there, it was 1,000-2,000 people packed on the sidewalks.

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Intel CEO Brian Krzanich stepped down from the Трамп Regime’s business advisory council late Monday over Donald Трамп’s lack of response to a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia.

A spokesperson for the Трамп regime said they’re planning to ask the head of white nationalist website The Daily Stormer to replace Mr. Krzanich. “I couldn’t even pronounce that guys name anyway!” Трамп shouted from a toilet in Трамп Tower as he prepared to Трамп Tweet.

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US spy satellites detect activity in N. Korea
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/08/14/north-korea-spy-satellite-sciutto-dnt-tsr.cnn

NYC Protesters to Trump After Charlottesville: ‘You Have Blood On Your Hands’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/protesters-trump-after-charlottesville-you-have-blood-your-hands-n792696

Intel CEO joins Merck, Under Armour in quitting Trump’s jobs council
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/08/15/intel-ceo-joins-merck-under-armour-quitting-trumps-jobs-council/567606001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.14

The white nationalist who killed Charlottesville activist and resident Heather Heyer on Saturday by running over her with a Dodge Charger held extreme views, one of his former teachers told CNN on Sunday.

Derek Weimer, the former social studies teacher of the suspect, told CNN that the murderer, “… really had a fondness for Adolf Hitler.”

After being informed of the news, an official in the Трамп regime said, “What’s the big deal, a lot of have fondness for Adolf Hitler, too?” before being rushed away by agents of HYDRA.

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USA Today reported that many of the voters who backed popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп but some are growing concerned with the way he’s doing the job of President.

So far unconcerned? Core Трамп supporters like Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke!

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Current Vice President and possible head vampire Mike Pence defended Donald Трамп‘s response to the deadly violence at a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, than on condemning the violence itself. Трамп claimed that the problem was violence, “on all sides,” rather than violence from White Nationalists.

Pence said he took issue with, “the fact that many in the media are spending more time criticizing how the president addressed the issue yesterday.”

When someone pointed out that news media like The Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website, praised Трамп’s remarks for not singling out American Nazis despite all the violence they engaged in, Pence bit the neck of a White House intern, drained their blood, then hissed as he turned into a cloud of smoke and left the room.

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Teacher: Charlottesville car crash suspect discussed radical views
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/12/us/charlottesville-car-crash-suspect-idd/index.html

Trouble in Trumpland: The president’s core supporters begin to worry
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/08/14/trumps-core-supporters-begin-worry-future-success/561903001/

Pence Defends Trump From Critics of Charlottesville Remarks
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pence-defends-trump-critics-charlottesville-remarks-n792291

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.13

A white nationalist hurt 19 people and murdered a 32-yr old woman with his car during a white pride rally in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday. The victims of the attack were all there to protest white nationalist and American Nazi threats against the rest of America.

Who would have thought that a group of American Nazis who threaten to hurt and murder people, many of whom were armed, would end up killing someone at their white pride rally?

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said yesterday that the deadly violence from white supremacists at a white pride rally in Virginia yesterday was the fault of “many sides.”

When told about the murder of a 32-yr old woman by a car who was protesting against American Nazi hate speech, Трамп told reporters, “Well, she also dented the car when she was killed, so, it’s a both sides thing, folks, it’s both sides that are in the wrong here.”

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The day after deadly protests that occurred in Charlottesville following a “Unite the Right” white nationalist rally, Ivanka Трамп said there is “no place in society for racism, white supremacy and neo-nazis.”

When asked if that also referred to her father and the white nationalists in her cabinet, Ivanka put on her sunglasses and said, “Totes, no, totes no, those guys are cool. Daddy’s cool. I mean the icky kind of neo-nazis that smell bad are bad.”

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Woman killed Charlottesville crash identified
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/13/us/charlottesville-white-nationalist-rally-car-crash/index.html

Trump Takes Heat for Blaming Charlottesville Violence on ‘Many Sides’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-politicians-condemn-white-nationalist-rally-charlottesville-virginia-n792096

Ivanka Trump issues direct condemnation of ‘white supremacy and neo-nazis’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/13/charlottesville-ivanka-trump-condemns-white-supremacy/562903001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.12

A torch wielding mob of loud white supremacists marched through the University of Virginia campus Friday night.

Experts on CNN said that those torch wielding protestors were just feeling economic anxiety about emails.

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A recent report by NBC News noted that Texas’ maternal mortality rates are 35.8 per 100,000 live births as of 2014, according to a study in Obstetrics and Gynecology. In contrast maternal mortality in Japan was 5 per 100,000 live births in 2015. In Poland, it was just 3.

And while black mothers make up just 11 percent of Texas’ live births, they account for nearly 29 percent of the maternal deaths, the report found in 2016.

When it was suggested that maybe black women are under more stress than everyone else due to facing pressure from racism and sexism so perhaps that’s affecting maternal health, a Texas GOP law-maker coughed, tipped his cowboy hat, then rode away on a horse in a cloud of dust.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп called the governor of Guam to reassure him that his island is safe from nuclear attack by North Korea.

Guam’s Governor Eddie Calvo posted a speaker-phone video on his Facebook page, where Трамп says, “We are with you a thousand percent … You are safe.”

When asked how the U.S. could stop a nuclear weapon already in flight to hit Guam, Трамп hung up. Reports say that he had to go play golf.

Aides for the Трамп regime dispute that account, and say that Трамп hung up because it was time for his ice-cream. “He’s on vacation, so he gets three scoops,” Steve Bannon said from the dungeon sarcophagus he sleeps in regularly to conserve his strength.

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Charlottesville remains on edge ahead of ‘Unite the Right’ rally
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/12/us/charlottesville-white-nationalists-rally/index.html

Texas Has the Highest Maternal Mortality Rate in the Developed World. Why?http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-has-highest-maternal-mortality-rate-developed-world-why-n791671

Trump assures Guam governor, says ‘We’re behind you 1,000 percent’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/12/trump-assures-guam-governor-says-were-behind-you-1-000-percent/561807001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.11

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said during an impromptu press conference from his golf course in New Jersey that he could launch a military strike against Venezuela.

When asked what would make a war on Venezuela a certainty, a White House aide said, “A 10 point boost in the polls. A war with Venezuela might be more popular than a nuclear with Korea.”

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Speaking of North Korea, Donald Трамп said on Friday that North Korea “will not get away with it” if he does anything to hurt the people of the United States.

The jury is still out on whether Donald Трамп will get away with hurting the people of the U.S.

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The state Department of Civil Rights has opened a complaint against the Michigan man who has a “No foreigners” sign on his front lawn next to one reading “For sale by owner.” The sign violates state and federal laws against discrimination based on national origin, the department said in a release Thursday.

After being informed of the news, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III promised to divert funding for the investigation to helping the racist Michigan man print more signs.

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Trump says he won’t rule out military option in Venezuela
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/11/politics/trump-xi-north-korea/index.html

Trump Warns North Korea Leader ‘Will Not Get Away With What He’s Doing’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-us-military-locked-loaded-north-korea-n791721

‘No foreigners’ sign at house for sale draws investigation
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/11/no-foreigners-sign-house-sale-draws-investigation/561343001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.10

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened North Korea with “fire and fury” Tuesday if Pyongyang doesn’t stop threatening the United States. But can he launch a military strike on his own?

The only way to stop him would be if Congress asserted its authority and tried to stop him, so, I guess we can expect a new war any day now.

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After a visit by a Canadian peace delegation sent by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, pastor Hyeon Soo Lim, who had been serving a life sentence in North Korea since 2015, was freed on “humanitarian” grounds because of his health, the country’s state-run news agency said.

When told about the successful diplomatic effort, and how it shows the power of diplomacy with even the most despotic regimes, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said, “Yeah, but, wars are more fun” before wandering away.

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The whole world is urging calm in the face of escalating tensions that could lead to a nuclear war in Korea between North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il and North Queens Conman Donald Трамп.

South Korean authorities have urged Pyongyang to enter into dialogue to ease tensions in the region. The Vatican’s former diplomatic representative to the United Nations also appealed for dialogue. China urged North Korea and the United States not to “play with fire.”

In response, the two men with bad haircuts plan to toss matches around the office.

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somehow, this is a little better

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Could Congress stop Trump from bombing North Korea?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/09/politics/trump-bomb-north-korea-congress/index.html

Canada Confirms Pastor Hyeon Soo Lim Freed From North Korea
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/canada-confirms-pastor-hyeon-soo-lim-freed-north-korea-n791076

South Korea urges North to stop ‘threatening words’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/10/north-korea/554984001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.09

North Korea threatened to strike US military installations on the island of Guam after the US flew B-1B bombers over the Korean Peninsula Tuesday in a show of force. This was on the heels of Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened to start a nuclear war with North Korea by forcing them to, “face fire and fury like the world has never seen” if Pyongyang keeps threatening the United States.

Reports say that Трамп is trying to start a nuclear war in order to improve his poll ratings and distract people from the probe into his ties with the Russian government.

The White House strongly denied that Трамп was trying to distract people from the investigation into his ties with the Russian government. “He’s just crazy and has lost his mind,” an aide told reporters before being dragged away by agents of HYDRA.

Трамп is expected to launch a first strike if his poll numbers drop to 29%.

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North Korea says it is “seriously reviewing” a plan to strike Guam with missiles — just hours after Donald Трамп told the regime that any threat to his regime would be met with “fire and fury.”

We should just stick both of these guys in a room for an all-you-can-eat ice-cream contest. Winner gets to cut the other guy’s hair.

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New Zealand’s premier admonished Donald Трамп for remarks “not helpful” in a “very tense” environment. Australia’s prime minister said “maximum economic pressure” was the only way to deal with North Korea. In Japan, where Nagasaki was marking the 72nd anniversary of the U.S. atomic bombing of the city, Mayor Tomihisa Taue said anxiety was spreading “that in the not too distant future these weapons could be used again.”

Boy, it’s a good thing when we had our election last November that the person who won the most votes wasn’t made President. I mean, imagine all the fun we’d be missing right now?

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North Korea vows nuclear war in US following President Trump’s threat of ‘fire and fury’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/09/politics/north-korea-donald-trump/index.html

North Korea Mulling Plan to Strike Guam, State Media Announces
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korea-mulling-plan-strike-guam-state-media-announces-n790996

‘Not helpful,’ Donald: World reaction to Trump’s ‘fire and fury’ comments
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/09/not-helpful-donald-world-reaction-trumps-fire-and-fury-comments/551491001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.08

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s retweeted a Fox News story claiming US satellites detected North Korea moving anti-ship cruise missiles to a patrol boat. US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley indicated that the information in the report is classified and was leaked to the press. Трамп is currently on a ‘working vacation’ at one of his paid golf resorts in New Jersey.

Reports say that Трамп was seen in a restroom at his New Jersey golf resort saying, “You’re the leaker! We’re going to find you, leaking all of the news from the White House! You’re a naughty, naughty leaker!”

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This is the face of a man who farted, knows you can smell it, and doesn’t care.

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The Japanese Defense Ministry warned in a new report released Tuesday that North Korea has already learned how to manufacture small nuclear warheads and currently has them in their arsenal.

 

When informed of the news, Трамп tweeted, “After many years of failure,countries are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by North Korea. We must be tough & decisive!”

It’s unclear at this time whether or not Donald Трамп understands that a tweet isn’t really helping address the dangers posed by a nuclear armed North Korea.
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Meanwhile, in other HYDRA related news, the Трамп regime is actively considering a bold plan to turn over a big chunk of the U.S. war in Afghanistan to private contractors.

Reported say that Трамп regime will use the same plan Трамп used for Трамп University to further privatize the never-ending war in Afghanistan …

  1. Put Трамп brand name on company
  2. Have Трамп talk about company
  3. Get money
  4. Fail to deliver
  5. Get sued
  6. Settle

Трамп is planning to reveal himself as the New Cobra Commander after the privatization plan is approved by the Republican Congress.

I have a lot of support in Ohio!

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Trump retweets Fox News story containing classified info
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/08/politics/trump-retweet-fox-news-north-korea-story-haley/index.html

Japan Warns North Korea Nuclear Threat Has Entered ‘New Stage’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/japan-warns-north-korea-threat-has-entered-new-stage-n790631

After many years of failure,countries are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by North Korea. We must be tough & decisive!

Trump White House weighs unprecedented plan to privatize much of the war in Afghanistan
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/08/war-afghanistan-trump-white-house-weighs-bold-plan-privatize/548004001/
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