YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.07.08

In Thailand, the first four of the boys soccer team trapped in a cave were rescued this morning. According to Donald Трамп, the US government has been aiding in the rescue effort.

In the United States, a few thousand immigrant children remain trapped in immigrant detention facilities. According to Donald Трамп, it’s a totally different situation.

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A person driving the wrong direction on I-66 in Rosslyn, Virginia, crashed head-on into a car and injured two people this morning. A uniformed Secret Service officer noticed the same driver earlier travelling the wrong way on I Street Northwest in Washington, D.C. about 4:35 a.m. Sunday and gave chase.

The Secret Service told reporters, “We thought it was Melania again!”

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In his opinion piece for USA Today, evangelical Christian John Fea wrote that his fellow white evangelicals are afraid of the future, afraid to embrace change, and love Donald Трамп for the dark history he represents.

In response to this thoughtful piece, Americans everywhere asked, “Who’s John Fea?”

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Thai cave rescue underway
https://www.cnn.com/asia/live-news/thai-cave-rescue-live-intl/index.html

Wrong-Way Driver in Head-On Collision Closed I-66: Secret Service
https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/I-66-Rosslyn-Virginia-Crash-Secret-Service-487593821.html

White evangelicals fear the future and yearn for the past. Of course Trump is their hero.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/07/08/evangelicals-support-donald-trump-out-fear-nostalgia-column/748967002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.07.07

House Freedom Caucus members are being urged to stand by Republican Representative Jim Jordan amid allegations that he knew about, but did not report, the sexual abuse of wrestlers he coached at Ohio State University in the early 1990s.

Representative Mark Meadows, who chairs the House Freedom Caucus, called on members to support Jordan, telling them, “We must stand together. We’ve all sexually assaulted someone. We’ve all covered up sexual assaults. Because if we can’t live together, we’re going to die alone. Yes, I just quoted Jack from Lost. Yes, we of the House Freedom Caucus argue with each other about the ending of Lost. Yes, I like the ending of Lost. Yes, I think you’re an idiot if you don’t agree with me. Yes, it’s a metaphor. But more importantly? If we don’t stand together to protect each other from the consequences of the sexual abuse we’ve committed and covered-up, who will? Also, I still think Sawyer should’ve ended up with Kate, it was weird that he ended up with Juliet, even though she’s super hot.”

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Secretary of State Mike Pompeo left Pyongyang Saturday after a 24 hour session of intense negotiations about taking apart North Korea’s nuclear weapons.

“We had many hours of productive conversations,” Pompeo told reporters shortly before departing for Tokyo. Meanwhile, North Korea said the talks were regrettable and unproductive.

Mike Pompeo was later seen by reporters eating a hot dog at Ronald Reagan international airport. He told reporters, “This is not a hot dog, it’s a meat carnival.”

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USA Today ran a stunning editorial this morning by Siddique Malik of The Courier-Journal Opinion. In the editorial, Malik said that the immigration crisis caused by the Трамп regime showed they acted like the Taliban.

Attorney General Jeff Sessions denied Malik’s claim, saying, “Look at my face. LOOK AT IT! Do I have a beard? Nope, clean shaven. Smooth as a baby’s behind. So, we’re definitely not the Taliban. Now, please leave me alone, I need to personally go to the border and rip a child away from her screaming parents and lock them in separate prisons.”

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House Freedom Caucus members are urged to stand by Rep. Jim Jordan
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/07/politics/jim-jordan-house-freedom-caucus-congress-gop-support/index.html

After Pompeo departs, North Korea calls talks with U.S. ‘regrettable’
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/secretary-pompeo-north-korea-vice-chairman-seek-clarify-their-positions-n889551

Donald Trump’s administration acts like the Taliban. The only difference? We voted for our leaders
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/nation-now/2018/07/07/trump-administration-democracy-taliban-immigrant-children-human-rights-column/760514002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.07.06

Three Central American parents are suing US immigration officials because they aren’t being given ample communication with their children.

Immigration official Skip Hoobless denied the claim, telling reporters, “What was good for me as a child is good for their children, I used to talk to my mom all the time using two cups and a string!”

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Republican Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio told Fox News on Friday that he never heard about members of the Ohio State University wrestling team being sexually abused by the team doctor.

“No one ever reported any abuse to me. I would have dealt with it,” Jordan told Bret Baier of Fox News.

Just after saying this, Jordan sneezed and blew mucus all over Baier. Jordan denied that Baier was covered in mucus and claimed, “It’s just love juice. That’s not snot. I didn’t sneeze. Love juice!”

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Kino Jimenez allegedly assaulted San Antonio, Texas teen Hunter Richard for wearing one of President Donald Трамп’s Make America Great Again hats and was arrested and charged with felony theft Thursday night.

San Antonio Police told reporters, “Regular people can’t just verbally assault people and take their property, who does this guy think he is, the President?”

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Y’know, if he keeps this up, Jim Jordan just might be an awful enough human liar that he could some day run for President. Watch our Трамп, there’s a new dummy in town!

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Separated migrant parents sue US immigration officials for more communication with children
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/06/politics/separated-parents-children-border-lawsuit/index.html

Rep. Jim Jordan says he never heard locker-room talk of abuse by Ohio State doctor
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/rep-jim-jordan-says-he-never-heard-locker-room-talk-n889411

Suspect arrested after viral video shows teen attacked for wearing MAGA hat
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/07/06/teen-maga-hat-whataburger-theft/762422002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.07.02

Fresh off of the millions of people protesting the family separation policies of Donald Трамп, the White House is weighing whether to label a powerful arm of Iran’s military as a terrorist group.

Still Not Labeled a Terrorist Group by the Трамп Regime: White Guys With Guns Who Shoot Up Places

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First Lady and illegal immigrant Melania Трамп earned hundreds of thousands of dollars from Getty Images from royalties paid to her. The royalty agreement mandated photos be used in positive news coverage only.

Here’s some news coverage I’m positive about: THIS ENTIRE FAMILY ARE A BUNCH OF CROOKS.

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Federal District Judge James Boasberg of the District of Columbia ruled on Monday that the Department of Homeland Security must stop their policy of jailing people coming to the United States to seek asylum.

In response to this, Donald Трамп said, “Oh yeah make me!”

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Exclusive: Trump administration debating ‘terrorist’ label for arm of Iran’s military
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/02/politics/us-iran-irgc-designation/index.html

News media paid Melania Trump thousands for use of photos in ‘positive stories only’
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/news-media-paid-melania-trump-thousands-use-photos-positive-stories-n883111

Judge rules that Trump administration has been wrongly detaining asylum seekers
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/07/02/judge-rules-trump-administration-has-been-wrongly-detaining-asylum-seekers/753151002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.30

Today, millions of people turned out all over the United States to rally in support of immigrant families being held in U.S. prisons. Tens of thousands of people went to Washington D.C. today and rallied in front of the White House.

In response, Donald Трамп went to New Jersey.

families_belong_together_1.jpghttp://www.familiesbelongtogether.org

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.29

CNN reported that a recent court case revealed that the U.S. Government has no plan for reuniting families they’ve separated at the border under orders from Donald J. Трамп.

When questioned about this, Donald J. Трамп said, “What’s the big deal? I never had a plan to reunite with my kids after all my divorces and they all turned out fine!”

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Today the Трамп regime announced that any immigrant families that they’ve placed in prison will be held indefinitely until they can be prosecuted.

Tomorrow, the Трамп regime will announce that the totally biased news media is unfair to say that they’re placing immigrant families in prison indefinitely.

In a week, the Трамп regime will announce that this is all Obama’s fault.

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Jarod Ramos, a terrorist with ties to white nationalists and right wing extremist organization who recently murdered five journalists, was described by attorney Brennan McCarthy as, “The most dangerous person he’d ever dealt with.” McCarthy represented a woman in 2011 who was being stalked by Ramos.

When asked why anyone would sell a guy like Ramos a gun, NRA officials said, “to make money, duh!”

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Government never had specific plan to reunify families, court testimony shows
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/29/politics/family-separations-reunification-never-plan-court/index.html

Trump administration says it will detain migrant families for as long as it takes to prosecute them
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/trump-administration-says-it-will-detain-migrant-families-long-it-n887976

‘Most dangerous person I’ve ever dealt with’: Lawyer feared newspaper murder suspect
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/29/lawyer-describes-dangerous-jarrod-ramos/747466002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.25

Esteban Guzman, a 27-year-old systems administrator and part-time landscaper, was doing yard work with his mother in California, when they were verbally attacked by a woman who called them “illegals” and “rapists.”

When asked if this was civil treatment, a Трамп regime spokesperson said, “Of course it was, it’s not like she was asking them to leave a restaurant!”

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Sources close to NBC News have reported that Defense Secretary James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis is ‘completely out of the loop’ on all decisions made by Donald J. Трамп.

Also out of the loop on all decisions made by Donald J. Трамп — basic human decency.

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Milwaukee-based motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson will move production to various foreign markets to avoid increased tariffs from the European Union after buffoon and human garbage can Donald J. Трамп ignited an unnecessary trade war.

In response, Donald J. Трамп will soon release a statement announcing that Harley-Davidson is opening 5 billion new motorcycle plants in Ohio.

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Woman cites Trump while calling man ‘rapist,’ ‘illegal’ in viral rant
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/us/woman-berates-man-viral-rant-don-lemon-cnntv/index.html

Mattis is out of the loop and Trump doesn’t listen to him, say officials
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/mattis-out-loop-trump-doesn-t-listen-him-say-officials-n885796

Harley-Davidson to move some motorcycle production out of US after EU tariffs
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/06/25/harley-davidson-eu-tariffs-trump/729958002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.24

Actor George Takei, who was detained in a Japanese internment camp as a child in the 1940s,  described the Donald J. Трамп’s practice of separating families at the US-Mexico border as “grotesque.”

I dunno George Takei, Трамп’s hair is pretty grotesque, too. Let’s never forget that.

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NBC News recently published a guide called, “How to get stains out of almost anything.” The guide will help remove the stains of blood, wine, grass, pet urine, coffee, almost anything.

One thing the guide doesn’t cover is how to remove the stain of injustice from the soul of America under the Трамп regime.

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Readers of USA Today entered into the fray about the ‘civility’ of asking propaganda minister “Smokey Eye” Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave a restaurant over her support of policies kidnapping immigrant children from their families and placing them in prison.

Some responses were pro-Sanders, others were con among USA Today readers.

Among people who fought in the Civil Rights movement, the response was, “WHY ARE WE DEBATING THIS WHEN THERE ARE CHILDREN IN U.S. PRISONS?”

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Takei: Trump’s immigration rhetoric ‘grotesque’
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/06/25/george-takei-trump-immigration-rhetoric-bts-rs.cnn

How to get stains out of almost anything
https://www.nbcnews.com/better/pop-culture/how-get-stains-out-almost-anything-ncna885806

What’s good for the goose is good for the Red Hen: Readers sound off
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/06/24/sarah-sanders-red-hen-your-say/728881002/

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