YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.07.03

Kristin Mink confronted Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt at a Washington restaurant and urged him to “resign before your scandals push you out.”

White House sources say Pruitt plans to remain in his post until he’s sure he’s gotten all of the money he possibly he can from the job.

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Republican Congressman Jim Jordan of Ohio, is accused of failing to stop Ohio State University team doctor Richard Strauss from molesting members of the Wrestling team and other students when Jordan was a coach there.

Jordan told reporters, “This is a lie, he only molested women and spied on teenage girls at beauty pageants,” before he realized they weren’t talking about Трамп.

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A 92-year-old Anna Mae Blessing of Fountain Hills, Arizona shot and killed her 72-year-old son after he told her he was going to send her to an assisted living facility.

NRA Spokeswoman told reporters, “The only thing that stops a bad old lady with a gun is a good old lady with a gun.” She unveiled their new policy to arm all women age 92 and up with pistols to help keep the streets safe.

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Woman confronts Scott Pruitt at a restaurant, urges him to resign
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/03/politics/scott-pruitt-mom-restaurant-confrontation/index.html

Powerful GOP Rep. Jim Jordan accused of turning blind eye to sexual abuse as Ohio State wrestling coach
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/powerful-gop-rep-jim-jordan-accused-turning-blind-eye-sexual-n888386

92-year-old woman kills son after refusing to be sent to assisted living facility, authorities say
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/03/arizona-woman-accused-shooting-son-death-refused-move-assisted-living/757249002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.29

CNN reported that a recent court case revealed that the U.S. Government has no plan for reuniting families they’ve separated at the border under orders from Donald J. Трамп.

When questioned about this, Donald J. Трамп said, “What’s the big deal? I never had a plan to reunite with my kids after all my divorces and they all turned out fine!”

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Today the Трамп regime announced that any immigrant families that they’ve placed in prison will be held indefinitely until they can be prosecuted.

Tomorrow, the Трамп regime will announce that the totally biased news media is unfair to say that they’re placing immigrant families in prison indefinitely.

In a week, the Трамп regime will announce that this is all Obama’s fault.

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Jarod Ramos, a terrorist with ties to white nationalists and right wing extremist organization who recently murdered five journalists, was described by attorney Brennan McCarthy as, “The most dangerous person he’d ever dealt with.” McCarthy represented a woman in 2011 who was being stalked by Ramos.

When asked why anyone would sell a guy like Ramos a gun, NRA officials said, “to make money, duh!”

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Government never had specific plan to reunify families, court testimony shows
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/29/politics/family-separations-reunification-never-plan-court/index.html

Trump administration says it will detain migrant families for as long as it takes to prosecute them
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/trump-administration-says-it-will-detain-migrant-families-long-it-n887976

‘Most dangerous person I’ve ever dealt with’: Lawyer feared newspaper murder suspect
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/29/lawyer-describes-dangerous-jarrod-ramos/747466002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.03.14

Physicist Stephen Hawking died at the age of 76.  Hawking had been confined to a wheelchair by a neurological disease for decades, and communicated using a speech synthesizer.

In related news, Donald Трамп is still alive.

It’s also still unclear at this time what neurological disease Трамп has.

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Newly released emails show that Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson and his wife choose a $31,000 furniture set for his Department of Housing and Urban Development dining room. Carson has repeatedly claimed that he didn’t pick the furniture.

When asked by a reporter who picked the dining room set, Carson kept nodding at his wife for some reason and looking at her quickly.

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Millions of students across the country staged a school walk-out at 10.00am today for 17 minutes to protest gun violence and demand action.

Meanwhile, at the same time, millions of adults across the country complained that they had to wait in line too long for Starbucks coffee.

Reports say that the adults all got their coffee by 10.30am.

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Stephen Hawking’s memorable quotes: ‘We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/03/14/stephen-hawking-quotations/423145002/

First on CNN: Emails show Ben, Candy Carson selected $31,000 dining set
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/14/politics/emails-ben-candy-carson-dining-set/index.html

Students demand action on gun violence with nationwide walkout
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/national-school-walkout-marks-month-parkland-mass-shooting-n856386

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.03.12

Responding to customer pressure, Army and Air Force Exchange Service stores Monday reversed their decision to stop selling high capacity ammunition magazines just 10 days after they were removed from 72 military Post Exchanges across the United States. Customers told the exchange that they were using the high-capacity magazines as “supplemental” gear for their military issued gear.

As former Army corporal H.S. Puttgrass told a reporter, “We might get another Obama in the White House and I want to be ready, wait a minute, are you a reporter, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU COMMIE!”

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House Republicans investigating foreign interference in the 2016 election say they have found no evidence that Russians colluded with Donald Трамп’s campaign.

In a related report, house Republicans also concluded that John F. Kennedy was responsible for his own assassination. “President Kennedy was clearly the second shooter,” said Congressman Devin Nunes.

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Newly declassified video and audio show U.S. Navy pilots encountering a high speed aircraft gliding along the water without wings, tail or visible means of propulsion.

“What … is that thing?” one pilot can be heard saying in the video.

A top intelligence official speaking on condition of anonymity told reporters that it wasn’t a UFO, it was the secret system used to transport the yak hair used to make Donald Трамп’s wigs.

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Military exchanges reverse decision to stop selling high capacity magazines
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/12/politics/military-exchange-high-capacity-magazine-reversal/index.html

House Republicans say investigation found no evidence of Russia-Trump collusion
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-say-investigation-found-no-evidence-russia-trump-collusion-n855986

UFO encounter? New footage shows U.S. Navy pilots’ apparent sighting of alien craft near East Coast
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/03/12/ufo-encounter-new-footage-shows-u-s-navy-pilots-apparent-sighting-alien-craft-near-east-coast/415951002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.03.11

CNN reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin is one of many Russian men who eat and bathe in the blood Siberian red deer. According to people who eat and bathe in Siberian deer blood, this fights the aging process.

Not to be outdone, Donald Трамп says he bathes in puppy blood for totally unrelated reasons.

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Speaking of Donald Трамп, in a recent statement he promised to fund arming and training teachers with guns.

So, Mr. Bartol if you’re out there, jokes on you, I’m not in highschool anymore so it’s too late for you to shoot me, haha!

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Elon Musk told a crowd at SXSW in Austin that SpaceX will have Mars spaceships ready for short flights by the first half of next year.

Musk said he’s hoping to accelerate the timetable for his rockets because he’d like to get the heck out of here as soon as possible, just like the rest of us.

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Russians soak up the ‘power’ of Siberian red deer blood
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/11/europe/russia-deer-antler-blood-intl/index.html

White House promises federal aid to train armed teachers
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/white-house-promises-federal-aid-train-armed-teachers-n855636

Elon Musk: SpaceX Mars spaceships ready by next year
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2018/03/11/elon-musk-spacex-mars-spaceships-ready-next-year/414840002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.02.24

White House Historical Association volunteers have been painstakingly archiving precious historical images and other records.

One image they decided not to archive: a selfie Donald Trump took in the bathroom. NOPE!

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Missouri Governor Eric Greitens was indicted for invasion of privacy over a nude photo he took of a woman he had an affair with in 2015.

After being informed of the incident, Donald Трамп asked that Greitens be nominated for U.S. Secretary of Women’s Affairs.

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United Airlines and Delta announced that they won’t offer discounted rates for NRA members in the latest display of corporate backlash to the pro-gun organization.

United Airlines and Delta said they will still offer cramped seats and weird smells on all of their domestic flights.

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That bathroom selfie thing with Trump is another one of those, “Yeah, that could happen,” kind of things.

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Librarians digitally archive rare White House images
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/24/politics/white-house-history-digital-library/index.html

Indictment of Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens could have political ripples
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/indictment-missouri-gov-eric-greitens-could-have-political-ripples-n850931

NRA hits back at United Airlines, Delta, other companies for cutting ties
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/02/24/united-airlines-delta-latest-big-names-cut-ties-nra/369950002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.02.23

CNN reported that since 2014, teachers in Callisburg, Texas have been carrying concealed guns to class.

The initiative reportedly began as a way to encourage students to finish their homework.

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Robert Mueller filed charges against Paul Manafort for secretly paying European politicians to lobby in the United States on behalf of Ukraine.

In related news, it’s unclear at this time if Robert Mueller will file charges against Donald Трамп for not-so-secretly paying women to sleep with him and keep quiet about it.

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USA Today published a list of signs that you work in a toxic office. Example signs that you may work in a toxic office included …

  1. High-turnover
  2. Too much Gossip
  3. Policies trump people
  4. Your boss is Donald Трамп

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Step inside the Texas school district that already arms its teachers
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/23/health/texas-guns-school-district-trnd/index.html

Mueller probe: Manafort hit with new charges after Gates pleads guilty
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-trump-campaign-aide-rick-gates-set-plead-guilty-n849256

Top 10 signs you work in a toxic office
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/columnist/strauss/2018/02/23/top-10-signs-you-work-toxic-office/365569002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.02.22

A new spy museum called SPYSCAPE, dedicated to espionage, opened in New York City today.

Sadly, no one showed up for the grand opening because they couldn’t find the building.
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Donald Трамп says that American teachers need to be armed with concealed weapons to stop school shootings.

As a reminder, Donald Трамп also says that his hair is real.

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A six year old child was bitten by an emotional support dog on a Southwest Airlines plane in Phoenix late Wednesday, prompting a debate about whether or not to ban emotional support dogs from airplanes.

Sources say there would be no debate if the child had simply been shot by the dog, instead.

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We offer our thoughts and prayers to the emotional support dog on that Southwest Airlines flight. I think we’ve all felt like biting a six year old child while on one of their flights.

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New spy museum, SPYSCAPE, opens in New York City
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/new-york-city-spy-museum/index.html

Trump’s proposal to arm teachers panned by experts as a ‘colossally stupid idea’
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-s-proposal-arm-teachers-panned-experts-colossally-stupid-idea-n850286

Emotional support dog bites child on Southwest flight
https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/flights/todayinthesky/2018/02/22/emotional-support-dog-bites-child-southwest-flight-debate-animals-airlines/362759002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.02.21

Fred Guttenberg, whose daughter Jaime was murdered during the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School shooting last week in Parkland, Florida, told Republican Senator Marco Rubio that his comments about the shooting were, “pathetically weak.”

In response, Rubio said, “No I’m not,” and jogged out of the room crying.

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Astrophysicists Michael Hippke and John Learned said in a recent scientific paper that our telescopes might pick up hazardous messages that could hack our computer systems.

In related news, OH MY GOD THE RUSSIANS ARE FROM OUTER SPACE!

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Christian Reverend Billy Graham died Wednesday at the age of 99.

Sadly, Donald Трамп is still alive.

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Father of teen slain in Florida school massacre slams Rubio on gun stances
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/21/politics/fred-guttenberg-marco-rubio-cnntv/index.html

Scientists say space aliens could hack our planet
https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/should-we-fear-cyberattacks-space-aliens-ncna849941

Billy Graham, America’s pastor, has died
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/02/21/billy-graham-americas-pastor-has-died/858017001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.02.20

Republicans in the Florida State House on Tuesday opened their session with a prayer for the 17 people killed by an AR-15 at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, then immediately rejected a ban on semiautomatic guns and large capacity magazines.

They later planned to reciter the Lord’s Prayer before introducing a bill that would make it mandatory for school children to be fed with food that has only been seasoned by the tears of newborn infants.

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Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg recently told MSNBC that his former boss Donald Трамп “screws” everyone who works for him.

Well, at least it’s clear that women like Stormy Daniels were on the payroll! BA DUMP BUMP-SH!

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Wisconsin high school senior Justin Rivard invented a tool he calls the “JustinKase” in shop class to help barricade school doors in case of attack by a school shooter.

Meanwhile, his classmate Dewey turned a piece of driftwood into a bong!

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Dewey’s cool.

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Florida Legislature rejects weapons ban with massacre survivors en route to Capitol
https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/20/us/florida-legislature-weapons-ban/index.html

Fmr. Trump aide: Donald Trump “screws everyone”
https://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari-melber/watch/fmr-trump-aide-donald-trump-screws-everyone-1166089283533

High school student invents ‘JustinKase’ tool that could save lives during shooting
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/02/20/high-school-student-develops-justinkase-tool-could-save-lives-during-school-shooting/353942002/

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