YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.14

The white nationalist who killed Charlottesville activist and resident Heather Heyer on Saturday by running over her with a Dodge Charger held extreme views, one of his former teachers told CNN on Sunday.

Derek Weimer, the former social studies teacher of the suspect, told CNN that the murderer, “… really had a fondness for Adolf Hitler.”

After being informed of the news, an official in the Трамп regime said, “What’s the big deal, a lot of have fondness for Adolf Hitler, too?” before being rushed away by agents of HYDRA.

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USA Today reported that many of the voters who backed popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп but some are growing concerned with the way he’s doing the job of President.

So far unconcerned? Core Трамп supporters like Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke!

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Current Vice President and possible head vampire Mike Pence defended Donald Трамп‘s response to the deadly violence at a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, than on condemning the violence itself. Трамп claimed that the problem was violence, “on all sides,” rather than violence from White Nationalists.

Pence said he took issue with, “the fact that many in the media are spending more time criticizing how the president addressed the issue yesterday.”

When someone pointed out that news media like The Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website, praised Трамп’s remarks for not singling out American Nazis despite all the violence they engaged in, Pence bit the neck of a White House intern, drained their blood, then hissed as he turned into a cloud of smoke and left the room.

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Teacher: Charlottesville car crash suspect discussed radical views
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/12/us/charlottesville-car-crash-suspect-idd/index.html

Trouble in Trumpland: The president’s core supporters begin to worry
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/08/14/trumps-core-supporters-begin-worry-future-success/561903001/

Pence Defends Trump From Critics of Charlottesville Remarks
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pence-defends-trump-critics-charlottesville-remarks-n792291

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.10

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened North Korea with “fire and fury” Tuesday if Pyongyang doesn’t stop threatening the United States. But can he launch a military strike on his own?

The only way to stop him would be if Congress asserted its authority and tried to stop him, so, I guess we can expect a new war any day now.

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After a visit by a Canadian peace delegation sent by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, pastor Hyeon Soo Lim, who had been serving a life sentence in North Korea since 2015, was freed on “humanitarian” grounds because of his health, the country’s state-run news agency said.

When told about the successful diplomatic effort, and how it shows the power of diplomacy with even the most despotic regimes, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said, “Yeah, but, wars are more fun” before wandering away.

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The whole world is urging calm in the face of escalating tensions that could lead to a nuclear war in Korea between North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il and North Queens Conman Donald Трамп.

South Korean authorities have urged Pyongyang to enter into dialogue to ease tensions in the region. The Vatican’s former diplomatic representative to the United Nations also appealed for dialogue. China urged North Korea and the United States not to “play with fire.”

In response, the two men with bad haircuts plan to toss matches around the office.

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somehow, this is a little better

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Could Congress stop Trump from bombing North Korea?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/09/politics/trump-bomb-north-korea-congress/index.html

Canada Confirms Pastor Hyeon Soo Lim Freed From North Korea
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/canada-confirms-pastor-hyeon-soo-lim-freed-north-korea-n791076

South Korea urges North to stop ‘threatening words’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/10/north-korea/554984001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.09

North Korea threatened to strike US military installations on the island of Guam after the US flew B-1B bombers over the Korean Peninsula Tuesday in a show of force. This was on the heels of Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened to start a nuclear war with North Korea by forcing them to, “face fire and fury like the world has never seen” if Pyongyang keeps threatening the United States.

Reports say that Трамп is trying to start a nuclear war in order to improve his poll ratings and distract people from the probe into his ties with the Russian government.

The White House strongly denied that Трамп was trying to distract people from the investigation into his ties with the Russian government. “He’s just crazy and has lost his mind,” an aide told reporters before being dragged away by agents of HYDRA.

Трамп is expected to launch a first strike if his poll numbers drop to 29%.

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North Korea says it is “seriously reviewing” a plan to strike Guam with missiles — just hours after Donald Трамп told the regime that any threat to his regime would be met with “fire and fury.”

We should just stick both of these guys in a room for an all-you-can-eat ice-cream contest. Winner gets to cut the other guy’s hair.

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New Zealand’s premier admonished Donald Трамп for remarks “not helpful” in a “very tense” environment. Australia’s prime minister said “maximum economic pressure” was the only way to deal with North Korea. In Japan, where Nagasaki was marking the 72nd anniversary of the U.S. atomic bombing of the city, Mayor Tomihisa Taue said anxiety was spreading “that in the not too distant future these weapons could be used again.”

Boy, it’s a good thing when we had our election last November that the person who won the most votes wasn’t made President. I mean, imagine all the fun we’d be missing right now?

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North Korea vows nuclear war in US following President Trump’s threat of ‘fire and fury’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/09/politics/north-korea-donald-trump/index.html

North Korea Mulling Plan to Strike Guam, State Media Announces
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korea-mulling-plan-strike-guam-state-media-announces-n790996

‘Not helpful,’ Donald: World reaction to Trump’s ‘fire and fury’ comments
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/09/not-helpful-donald-world-reaction-trumps-fire-and-fury-comments/551491001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.08

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s retweeted a Fox News story claiming US satellites detected North Korea moving anti-ship cruise missiles to a patrol boat. US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley indicated that the information in the report is classified and was leaked to the press. Трамп is currently on a ‘working vacation’ at one of his paid golf resorts in New Jersey.

Reports say that Трамп was seen in a restroom at his New Jersey golf resort saying, “You’re the leaker! We’re going to find you, leaking all of the news from the White House! You’re a naughty, naughty leaker!”

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This is the face of a man who farted, knows you can smell it, and doesn’t care.

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The Japanese Defense Ministry warned in a new report released Tuesday that North Korea has already learned how to manufacture small nuclear warheads and currently has them in their arsenal.

 

When informed of the news, Трамп tweeted, “After many years of failure,countries are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by North Korea. We must be tough & decisive!”

It’s unclear at this time whether or not Donald Трамп understands that a tweet isn’t really helping address the dangers posed by a nuclear armed North Korea.
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Meanwhile, in other HYDRA related news, the Трамп regime is actively considering a bold plan to turn over a big chunk of the U.S. war in Afghanistan to private contractors.

Reported say that Трамп regime will use the same plan Трамп used for Трамп University to further privatize the never-ending war in Afghanistan …

  1. Put Трамп brand name on company
  2. Have Трамп talk about company
  3. Get money
  4. Fail to deliver
  5. Get sued
  6. Settle

Трамп is planning to reveal himself as the New Cobra Commander after the privatization plan is approved by the Republican Congress.

I have a lot of support in Ohio!

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Trump retweets Fox News story containing classified info
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/08/politics/trump-retweet-fox-news-north-korea-story-haley/index.html

Japan Warns North Korea Nuclear Threat Has Entered ‘New Stage’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/japan-warns-north-korea-threat-has-entered-new-stage-n790631

After many years of failure,countries are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by North Korea. We must be tough & decisive!

Trump White House weighs unprecedented plan to privatize much of the war in Afghanistan
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/08/war-afghanistan-trump-white-house-weighs-bold-plan-privatize/548004001/
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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.05

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп begins a 17-day vacation golfing today. While he’s away, workers will work on renovations to the White House.

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Before he left, Трамп handed workers pictures of Saddam Hussein’s palace and told them, “Make it look just like this, but imagine me there, instead.”

Aides say that Трамп’s favorite toilet, Mr. Shiney, will be the first to get a gold-plated make-over during his absence.

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On Friday, the Трамп regime officially told the United Nations that the U.S. intends to pull out of the 2015 Paris climate pact.

When asked why they made the announcement, a spokesperson for the Трамп regime said, “We just wanted to remind people that we’re douchebags for a lot of reasons, and not just because we’re white supremacists.”

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Sergey Kislyak, Russia’s former ambassador to Washington, denied Saturday to Russian 24 channel’s “Press Conference” that he had discussed secrets or even the issue of sanctions with now-fired Tрамп regime national security adviser Michael Flynn.
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When the host of “Press Conference” asked him to confirm that his was Sergey Kislyak, the ambassador said, “Nyet, my name is Steve Johanson, and I own a landscape gardening business in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.”

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While Trump’s away, ‘much-needed’ White House renovations begin
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/04/politics/trump-white-house-renovations/index.html

U.S. Officially Tells U.N. It Wants out of Paris Climate Deal
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u-s-officially-tells-u-n-it-wants-out-paris-n789796

Former Russian ambassador Kislyak denies discussing secrets or sanctions with Michael Flynn
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/08/05/former-russian-ambassador-sergey-kislyak-denies-discussing-secrets-sanctions-mike-flynn/542311001/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.02

The Трамп regime is readying resources in the Justice Department’s civil rights division for the purpose of suing schools in US higher education to hurt minority applicants by attacking affirmative action policies, The New York Times reported Tuesday.

When reminded that the purpose of the civil rights division was to fight for civil rights, not fight for white supremacy, Attorney General and Foghorn Leghorn impressionist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III said, “Yeah, I know, but we’re racists. That’s our, I say, that’s our thing boy, we’re racists and we’re proud of it!”

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The U.S. military successfully test-launched a Minuteman III Intercontinental Ballistic Missile at 2.10pm from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California early Wednesday, according to an Air Force spokesman.

When asked why we did a test launch of an ICBM, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “Well, North Korea just did a test launch of an ICBM, and Donald Трамп was feeling left out.”

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп told members at his Trump National Bedminster golf club he has spent so much time there recently because “that White House is a real dump,” Golf magazine reported Tuesday.

Also a real dump: Donald Трамп’s brain. He has a bad brain, folks. A really bad brain.

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NYT: Trump administration prepares to investigate ‘race-based discrimination’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/01/politics/nyt-trump-administration-affirmative-action/index.html

U.S. Test-Launches ICBM as Tensions Rise With North Korea
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/us-test-icbm-tensions-rise-north-korea-n788481

Trump thinks the ‘White House is a real dump,’ report says
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/01/trump-thinks-white-house-real-dump/531212001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.01

 

The White House worked with Fox News and a wealthy Republican donor to push a fake news story about the murder of Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich.

A White House aide said, “Yeah, totally, this is what we did, because we–” but was yanked out of the room by Jared Kushner before she could complete her sentence.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп lashed out on Twitter, because of course he did, and threatened to make life harder for insurance companies, members of Congress and millions of Americans relying on Obamacare for coverage.

A Washington insider speaking from behind a curtain who wished to remain anonymous believes Трамп hopes that behaving this way accelerates the likelihood he’ll be Impeached and removed from office. “Pretty sure he just wants to go golfing. I mean, he literally goes almost every weekend.”

Reince Priebus then stepped out from behind the curtain accidentally and fell down a flight of stairs.

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Speaking of Twitter, one day after swearing in a new chief of staff, Donald Трамп has a message for the world: He won’t stop tweeting.

“Only the Fake News Media and Trump enemies want me to stop using Social Media (110 million people),” Trump said in a post Tuesday. “Only way for me to get the truth out!”

Reports say that General Kelly’s sigh after Трамп made his remarks could be heard in Wyoming.

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Lawsuit: Fox News concocted Seth Rich story with oversight from White House
http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/01/media/rod-wheeler-seth-rich-fox-news-lawsuit/index.html

Health Care: President Trump’s Triple Threat
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/health-care-president-trump-s-triple-threat-n788321

After swearing in new chief of staff, Trump pledges: I won’t stop tweeting
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/01/after-hiring-new-chief-staff-trump-pledges-keep-tweeting/528553001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.22

 

Minneapolis Police Chief Janeé Harteau resigned Friday, less than a week after a city officer shot and killed a woman who had called officers for help.

When asked why she didn’t feel the need to resign after the murder of Jamar Clark by her department, Harteau reportedly said, “That’s a good question–look, it’s Ellen DeGeneres!” then ran out of the room as soon as people turned.

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Director of National Intelligence Daniel Coats said yesterday that all U.S. Intelligence agencies agree that Russia used hacking and fake news to interfere in the 2016 presidential election, a conclusion that his boss, Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, doesn’t agree with.

White House aides say Трамп may try to leak compromising intelligence on Coats to the news media, followed by a Twitter tirade demanding that leakers get punished fully!

After this, Трамп will fly to a hotel room in Moscow and say, “Daddy needs to be punished for leaking,” to two women standing on a bed that he paid to be there to do something I don’t want to type out, but that you probably figured out on your own by now.

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Feeling unhinged by growing pressure from the FBI’s investigation of Russian ties to his Presidential campaign, Donald Трамп went on a twitter tirade this morning and claimed, among other things, that a president has the “complete power to pardon.”

Aids say Трамп will ask shadow President Steve Bannon to pardon him next Tuesday.

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Minneapolis police chief resigns in wake of fatal shooting
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/21/us/minneapolis-police-chief-resigns/index.html

Intelligence Director Says Agencies Agree on Russian Meddling
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/intelligence-director-says-agencies-agree-russian-meddling-n785481

In 2-hour tweetstorm, Trump claims a president’s ‘complete power to pardon’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/22/2-hour-tweetstorm-trump-claims-presidents-complete-power-pardon/501887001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.16

 

In Solebury Township, PA, two young men of wealth, Cosmo Dinardo, 20, and Sean Kratz, also 20, were arrested for murdering four people over a marijuana deal gone bad. Dinardo graduated from Holy Ghost Preparatory School in 2015.

A spokesperson for CNN said they plan on showing smiling yearbook photos of the suspects within the next week, along with quotes talking about how nice the two young men were and how the murders they committed shouldn’t ruin the rest of their lives.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s job approval rating in the American counties that fueled his 2016 victory stands at 50 percent, according to a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll. Fifty percent of adults in “Трамп Country” approve of his job performance.

In a related poll, fifty percent of adults in Трамп Country huff gasoline regularly while watching ‘Wheel of Fortune’ and trying to make up funny answers to the puzzles.

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The Трамп regime has raised nearly $12 million for his 2020 re-election campaign, but have already spent more than $677,000 in “legal consulting” fees between April and June according to recently filed Federal Election Commission reports.

A spokesperson for the Трамп regime said, “Yeah, it’s all for Russia-related legal defenses, but man, just wait until the photos of that prostitute he paid to pee on a mattress that Obama slept in are made public, they’ll–” before being whisked out of the room by Agents of HYDRA.

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Small-town Pennsylvania left ‘disoriented, in shock’ by grisly murders
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/16/us/pennsylvania-missing-men-community/index.html

Trump’s Approval Stands at 50 Percent in the Counties That Fueled His Win
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/trump-s-approval-stands-50-percent-counties-fueled-his-win-n783151

Trump campaign shoulders big legal bills as Russia probes rapidly expand
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/15/trump-campaign-shoulders-big-legal-bills-russia-probes-rapidly-expand/481981001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.28

 

On Tuesday, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders ordered the White House press corps to watch a video from conservative provocateur James O’Keefe, “whether it’s accurate or not.” The video was reported to show a CNN health team producer, John Bonifield, criticizing CNN’s treatment of the Trump-Russia story. Bonifield was taped without his knowledge. She took the opportunity to promote O’Keefe’s work.

“I think we have gone to a place where if the media can’t be trusted to report the news, then that’s a dangerous place for America. And I think if that’s the place where certain outlets are going, particularly for the purpose of spiking ratings, and if that’s coming directly from the top, then I think that’s even more scary, and certainly more disgraceful,” Sanders stated, which struck more than one reporter as ironic, given that James O’Keefe has repeatedly circulated actual fake news. In addition, Sanders was apparently promoting his work without knowing whether or not it was accurate.

That was too much for reporter Brian J. Karem, a correspondent for Playboy Magazine, who interrupted her and said, “Come on, you’re inflaming everybody right here, right now, with those words. This administration has done that as well. Why in the name of heaven — any one of us are replaceable, and any one of us, if we don’t get it right, the audience has the opportunity to turn the channel or not read us.

You have been elected to serve for four years at least. There is no option other than that. We’re here to ask you questions. You’re here to provide the answers. And what you just did is inflammatory to people all over the country who look at it and say, “See, once again, the president is right and everybody else out here is fake media.” And everybody out here is only trying to do their job.”

Sanders then said, “I think if anything has been inflamed, it’s the dishonesty that often takes place by the news media.”

It’s unclear at this time if Sanders was referring to James O’Keefe, who repeatedly doctors his videos and is literally dishonest.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп went on Twitter tirade this morning, because it’s Wednesday, and attacked media sources over a New York Times story that noted Трамп doesn’t understand much about Health care.

“The failing @nytimes writes false story after false story about me. They don’t even call to verify the facts of a story. A Fake News Joke!,” he tweeted. “Some of the Fake News Media likes to say that I am not totally engaged in healthcare. Wrong, I know the subject well & want victory for U.S.”

The New York Times reported that when reporters asked Senate Majority Leader and human turtle Mitch McConnell, whether Трамп understood the details around the health care negotiations, McConnell’s head retreated into his suit and he smiled blandly in response.

So, this morning, CNN is running an op-ed from a correspondent that essentially restates what the New York Times already reported. And the story is just another remind that Трамп doesn’t understand what he’s doing, and Трамп attacks the press over it.

In other news, CNN will report on a story first reported by the New York Times, from a source from the Associated Press, that water is wet.

Трамп will later go on Twitter and call the breaking, “Water is Wet,” story fake news. Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders will then later demand reporters watch a video about, “Dry Water,” from James O’Keefe.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has hired an army of lawyers to help deal with the investigation into his lies about and ties with the regime of Vladimir Putin.

Reports say that the lawyers feel a little out of their depth, since they aren’t sure who they can simply settle with. Attorneys for Трамп say that the President is willing to write a check for $10 million or more dollars with SOMEONE to just settle this lawsuit, like he does with every lawsuit.

The attorneys for Трамп are currently looking to hire a ‘Трамп Translator’ to help him understand why lying about Russia is different than lying about Трамп University or those women he sexually assaulted over the years.

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CNN: They’re not great, but they’re better than Трамп

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‘We can’t take the bullying anymore,’ says WH reporter
http://www.msnbc.com/morning-joe/watch/-we-can-t-take-the-bullying-anymore-says-wh-reporter-977862723997

A heroic Playboy reporter defended CNN’s honor at the White House press briefing
https://www.vox.com/2017/6/27/15882094/sarah-huckabee-sanders-brian-karem-press-briefing

James O’Keefe Brings His Dishonest, Doctored Videos To The World Of Political Campaigns
https://www.mediamatters.org/blog/2014/10/06/james-okeefe-brings-his-dishonest-doctored-vide/201026

Trump has never been big on detail
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/28/politics/trump-face-healthcare/index.html

Donald Trump and his team hired an army of lawyers for Russia investigation. Who made the list?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/28/donald-trump-and-team-hire-team-lawyers-russia-investigation/430381001/

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