YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.10

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened North Korea with “fire and fury” Tuesday if Pyongyang doesn’t stop threatening the United States. But can he launch a military strike on his own?

The only way to stop him would be if Congress asserted its authority and tried to stop him, so, I guess we can expect a new war any day now.

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After a visit by a Canadian peace delegation sent by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, pastor Hyeon Soo Lim, who had been serving a life sentence in North Korea since 2015, was freed on “humanitarian” grounds because of his health, the country’s state-run news agency said.

When told about the successful diplomatic effort, and how it shows the power of diplomacy with even the most despotic regimes, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said, “Yeah, but, wars are more fun” before wandering away.

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The whole world is urging calm in the face of escalating tensions that could lead to a nuclear war in Korea between North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il and North Queens Conman Donald Трамп.

South Korean authorities have urged Pyongyang to enter into dialogue to ease tensions in the region. The Vatican’s former diplomatic representative to the United Nations also appealed for dialogue. China urged North Korea and the United States not to “play with fire.”

In response, the two men with bad haircuts plan to toss matches around the office.

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somehow, this is a little better

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Could Congress stop Trump from bombing North Korea?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/09/politics/trump-bomb-north-korea-congress/index.html

Canada Confirms Pastor Hyeon Soo Lim Freed From North Korea
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/canada-confirms-pastor-hyeon-soo-lim-freed-north-korea-n791076

South Korea urges North to stop ‘threatening words’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/10/north-korea/554984001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.06

When asked by George Stephanopoulos whether Donald Трамп would fire special counsel Robert Mueller over the investigation into the regime’s ties to Russian espionage, Kellyanne Conway said, “The president has not even discussed that.”

Conway was unsure whether Трамп would tweet about it while on the toilet during his upcoming golfing vacation. “He does tweet a lot from the bathroom,” Conway was heard to quip between commercials.

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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said Sunday that Donald Трамп Jr.’s meeting with a Russian lawyer in June of last year was a bad idea. He told CNN’s “State of the Union that, “This meeting was ill-advised … Everybody in retrospect knew this was a bad idea.”

Pretty sure people at the moment it happened that everyone knew that talking with spies from a hostile foreign government was a bad idea, but okay Chris Christie, you be you.

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Ah, no way, I’m WAY WORSE at governing than you! Way! WAY WAY!

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An area the size of New Jersey in the Gulf of Mexico is an oxygen-deprived dead zone that’s devoid of life.

Also an oxygen deprived dead-zone: Donald Трамп Jr.’s head.

I mean, seriously, “In hindsight talking to Russia was a bad idea?” COME ON!

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Dad said I had to sit here and think about why trying to be honest with the media was a bad idea.

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Kellyanne Conway: Trump ‘not discussing’ firing special counsel Robert Mueller
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/06/kellyanne-conway-trump-not-discussing-firing-robert-mueller/543412001/

Christie: Everybody knows now Trump Jr.’s meeting was a ‘bad idea’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/06/politics/chris-christie-robert-mueller/index.html

Why This Year’s ‘Dead Zone’ in Gulf of Mexico Is Bigger Than Ever
http://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/why-year-s-dead-zone-gulf-mexico-bigger-ever-n789636

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.31

 

Last week, the US Congress passed a bill imposing fresh sanctions over Russia’s meddling in the US’ 2016 election. And this week in response, President Vladimir Putin ordered the US to cut staff at its Russian embassy and forced some US diplomats home.

The White House had no comment on the matter, because White House Communications director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was busy preparing comments about his pending divorce from his wife for the morning talk shows. Some of those comments include, “Leave my family out of ‘dis,” “You come at me wit’ a knife, I come at you wit’ a gun, you put one a my guys in da’ hospital, I put one a your guys in da’ morgue, dat’s the White House way!,” and, “This ain’t personal, it’s business.”

There’s no word yet on precisely how many movies The Mooch plans to quote during his tenure in the White House.

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The White House’s commission on voter integrity begins work this week but is divided on the key question their tasked with answering: Is there widespread fraud at the ballot box?

One thing they all agree upon, though, is that there’s widespread fraud at the White House, but nobody is going to talk about that.

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Millions in anonymous donations are being sent directly to Super PACs supporting popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, despite Трамп’s repeated calls to “drain the swamp” in Washington of special-interest money.

White House aides say that Трамп doesn’t see those anonymous donations as swamp water, instead noting that, “it’s more like, we’re getting champagne. Because seriously, with the amount of money we’re getting in, we could bathe in champagne.”

Sources say Melania Трамп is planning to spend the donation money on a new shower that sprays Moët & Chandon, while her husband Donald will spend the money watching different kinds of showers get sprayed.

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Putin hits back at sanctions bill by gutting US missions
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/30/politics/russia-us-diplomatic-missions/index.html

Trump Vote Fraud Commission Members Divided on Key Issue
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-vote-fraud-commission-hopelessly-divided-n785461

Secret donations are helping to boost President Trump’s agenda, fights with investigators
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/30/secret-donors-help-boost-trump-agenda-battles-investigators/516221001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.29

 

White House chief of staff Reince Priebus handed in his resignation to popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп yesterday.

Priebus has a new job lined up marketing his line of shampoo for dogs.

“Does your dog smell horrible? Try Reince Priebus to get your cocker-spaniel smelling great! Yes, Reince Priebus can get the stink out of anything!”

Sources say that Reince Priebus dog shampoo can’t actually get the stink out of anything.

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Retired Marine General and current Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly is the new White House chief of staff for Donald Трамп. Reports say he’s planning to inject discipline into the team.

An anonymous White House source said Трамп was really excited about the idea of injecting discipline, until he realized that it meant everyone was probably going to start doing push-ups in the morning.

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On Twitter yesterday, Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) said, “I ran into John McCain as we walked underground to the Senate for the final vote. Someday I’ll get to tell my grandkids what he said to me.”

Aides said that McCain told Murphy, “When I die, my brain will get put into a robot powered by ice-cream.”

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Priebus latest high-profile departure from Trump admin
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/28/politics/reince-priebus-chief-of-staff/index.html

New White House chief of staff Kelly is a combat leader who will try to impose discipline
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/07/28/new-trump-chief-staff-john-kelly-general-who-can-impose-order/521899001/

I ran into John McCain as we walked underground to the Senate for the final vote. Someday I’ll get to tell my grandkids what he said to me.
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/890810835408363520

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.27

 

Utter jerkoff, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп banned Transgender people from serving in the military unexpectedly yesterday.

The reason for the ban? A Missouri Republican lobbied the White House in recent weeks to remove the payment of hormone therapies and surgeries from Military health care.

Representative Vicky Hartzler (R-MO), who proposed an amendment on the defense authorization bill to ban the Pentagon from paying what Hartzler called “transition surgeries,” as well as hormone therapy, had been lobbying the White House for help to get her bill passed. Instead, Трамп decided unilaterally to just ban Transgender people completely.

“I mean, my bill was intended to hurt Transgender people, but not like THAT,” Hartzler reportedly said while asking people to confirm their gender with her before they went to the bathroom at a local Starbucks.

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Speaking of bigotry, one of the claims that Donald Трамп has made, along with Dolores Umbridge impersonator Representative Vicky Hartzler, is that paying for the medical expenses of Transgender people in the military is, ‘too expensive.’ But is that true?

According to Conservative Thinktank the Rand Institute, the cost for the military to pay for transgender medical care is somewhere between $2.4 million to $8.4 million a year. In comparison, one F-35 fighter costs $164,300,000. And the overall budget for the military this year is $696,000,000,000. Meaning this policy saves 0.000352941% of the overall military budget.

When informed of this news, Трамп told aides, “Hey, that’s not chump change, that’s probably enough money for something better, like having the Blue Angels fly over Mar-A-Lago while I’m golfing. Have you been to Mar-A-Lago? Seriously, you should go, the chicken scampi is fantastic. Just fantastic. You should try it.”

Yeah, anyway, Donald Трамп is dumb and is bad at finance and math.

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Y’know, getting slightly serious for a moment, as a reminder, every trip that Donald Трамп takes to go golfing costs (using very conservative estimates) $2 million per trip.

That means Трамп has spent at least $14 million in taxpayer money to go golfing. Which is just under twice the amount of $8.4 million that (at the highest possible estimate) medical care for Transgender military personnel would cost. Some estimates of Трамп’s trips to Mar-A-Lago are pegged at $3.9 million per trip.

If that’s true, American taxpayers have forked over $29 million to Трамп to play golf at his own private resort, which is 3 times the cost of the highest possible estimate of the cost for transgender military personnel’s medical care.

When informed of this news, Трамп told aides, “Have you guys had the chicken scampi at Mar-A-Lago. Let me tell you, it’s fantastic. I don’t eat it, that’s what my friend Jerry told me. He’s a great guy. Beautiful. He was a Boy Scout, his wife was a girl Scout, and they love it. And the meatloaf. I love the meatloaf. They don’t make it right at the White House. Meatloaf and cake. There’s a singer, did you know that there’s a singer named Meatloaf? That’s his real name! True fact. Keep it up, make america great again.”

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Conservatives lobbied White House on transgender policy but total ban wasn’t what they asked for
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/26/politics/congress-transgender-policy/index.html

Trump Claims Transgender Service Members Cost Too Much: But Is That True?http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-claims-transgender-service-members-cost-too-much-true-n786891

OnPolitics Today: Trump’s Mar-a-Lago trips cost more than trans soldiers’ health care
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/07/27/transgender-soldiers-cost-u-s-less-than-trumps-mar-a-lago-trips/515058001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.13

 

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said that when an associate of Donald Трамп Jr.’s scheduled a meeting between him, “… and The Russian government attorney who is flying over from Moscow for this Thursday,” that anyone would have taken that meeting.

“My son is a wonderful young man. He took a meeting with a Russian lawyer, not a government lawyer, but a Russian lawyer,” Трамп said alongside French President Emmanuel Macron in Paris. “It was a short meeting. It was a meeting that went very, very quickly, very fast.”

It’s unclear at this time whether Трамп believes that there’s a “5 second rule” when it comes to violating campaign finance law and possibly engaging in espionage.

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Details of the highly anticipated Senate health care bill revision released Thursday show the bill keeps in place deep cuts to Medicaid and the elimination of the current mandate requiring people to purchase insurance. Which means it essentially sounds like the same bill that everyone has been talking about for the past few weeks.

Senate Republicans will reportedly wait two more weeks to vote on the bill, pretend that it’s different, then vote to strip Medicaid from people around the country.

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Speaking of confused older guys running the country, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп was confused Thursday morning. No, not about that. Not about that, either. This time, Трамп was confused about why an off-the-record conversation was not reported in various news media.

On Wednesday, Трамп had an off-the-record conversation with reporters aboard Air Force One that spokesperson Sarah Huckabee Sanders declared was off the record. Then on Thursday, Трамп asked why his comments weren’t used.

It’s unclear at this time if Трамп is aware that Sarah Huckabee Sanders works for him.

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Trump: ‘Most people would have taken that meeting’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/13/politics/trump-paris-press-conference/index.html

Russian Dirt on Clinton? ‘I Love It,’ Donald Trump Jr. Said
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/11/us/politics/trump-russia-email-clinton.html?_r=0

Read the Emails on Donald Trump Jr.’s Russia Meeting
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/07/11/us/politics/donald-trump-jr-email-text.html

New GOP Health Care Bill Keeps Medicaid Cuts, Allows Cheaper Plans
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/new-senate-health-care-bill-aims-appease-conservatives-n782371

President Trump talks off the record on Air Force One, wonders why it wasn’t published
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/07/13/donald-trump-wants-off-the-record-talk-to-be-on-the-record/475988001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.12

 

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп defended his son Wednesday as being “open, transparent and innocent” during his interview with Fox News and blasted the current Russia controversy as “the greatest witch hunt in political history.”

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Трамп believes his son is a witch!

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Christopher Wray, Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s nominee to lead the Federal Bureau of Investigations, said Wednesday that he did not consider the probe into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 election to be a “witch hunt,” disagreeing with the president’s own assessment of the matter.

“I do not consider Director Mueller to be on a witch hunt,” Wray said during his confirmation hearing Wednesday before the Senate Judiciary Committee.

BREAKING NEWS: Christopher Wray says Robert Mueller is not a qualified Witch Hunter, denies President’s claim that Donald Трамп, Jr. is a witch!

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Donald Трамп Jr. has tried to explain his contacts with the Russian government as standard opposition research into a political rival. But, as Richard Painter (former ethics lawyer for President George W. Bush) explained recently, that’s not opposition research. It’s espionage.

“It’s called spying, not opposition research,” Painter, said to USA Today.

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Трамп, Jr. is not a witch, but is instead the world’s dopiest spy!

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Trump defends embattled son, calls Russia controversy a ‘witch hunt’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/donald-trump-russia-son-fox-news/index.html

Wray Says Russia Probe Not a ‘Witch Hunt,’ Pledges ‘Independent’ FBI
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/christopher-wray-pledges-independent-fbi-if-confirmed-director-n782131

Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian meeting: An unusual way of conducting political research
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/12/donald-trumpjr-russia-meeting-opposition-reseach/472664001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.11

 

An email sent to Donald Трамп Jr. last year stated that a Russian lawyer had “compromising” information about Hillary Clinton as “part of a Russian government effort” to help the Трамп campaign, The New York Times reported Monday. This email was part of the reason Трамп met with the attorney.

The White House said that since the story was about emails, it’s clear that Hillary Clinton must have been involved.
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Russian lawyer  Natalia Veselnitskaya, who met with Donald Трамп Jr. during the presidential campaign, denied that she had any connection to the Kremlin and insists she met with President Donald Трамп’s son to press her client’s interest in the Magnitsky Act — not to hand over information about Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

Natalia Veselnitskaya is best known as a strong supporter of Russian President Vladimir Putin, and as the personal lawyer for Denis Katsyv, who has paid out millions of dollars in the wake of money-laundering cases brought by authorities in the U.S. and Israel. Some of the financial-crime cases brought against Katsyv allege that his company profited from the $230 million fraud uncovered by Sergei Magnitsky, a lawyer who was beaten to death while in Russian custody. The beating death of Sergei Magnitsky is what led to the US Magnitsky Act.

“I never had any damaging or sensitive information about Hillary Clinton. It was never my intention to have that,” Veselnitskaya said through an interpreter.

No one is sure if it’s better that Veselnitskaya was trying to press Donald Трамп Jr, Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner to overturn a US anti-Russian money-laundering law.

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In other news, it turns out that the ICBM that North Korea launched last week may not be as international as was initially reported by the North Korean government. According to the Yonhap news agency in South Korea, no one has been able to independently verify whether last week’s launch successfully re-entered the atmosphere.

North Korea is planning to claim that the missile actually struck the coast of Alaska. Sarah Palin will later report that she saw the missile strike her backyard, which is why we need to fund the wall along the Mexico border.

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NYT: Email to Trump Jr. cites Russian government effort to help Trump campaign
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/10/politics/donald-trump-jr-natalia-veselnitskaya/index.html

Russian Lawyer Who Met With Trump Jr.: I Didn’t Have Clinton Info They Wanted
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russian-lawyer-who-met-trump-jr-i-didn-t-have-n781631

North Korea missile may not have re-entered atmosphere, report says
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/11/north-korea-missile-may-not-have-re-entered-atmosphere-report-says/467001001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.09

 

A ceasefire in Syria was announced at the G20 this past Friday in Hamburg, Germany, after a meeting between Russian President Vladimir Putin and popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. The ceasefire is seen by some sleepy analysts as the first step towards greater cooperation between Russia and the US in Syria.

White House National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster said in a statement Saturday that,

“The United States remains committed to defeating ISIS, helping to end the conflict in Syria, reducing suffering, and enabling people to return to their homes.”

When asked why this ceasefire was going to work when previous ceasefires in the country have failed, McMaster reportedly shrugged his shoulders and said, “Third time’s the charm.” When it was pointed out that this is the 5th ceasefire attempt, just a few months after the 4th attempt failed when rebel groups denounced the deal, McMaster reportedly pointed out the window, said, “Oh my god that’s Tupac Shakur!” then left hastily when everyone looked.

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Former CIA Director John Brennan said popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is dishonorable during an interview on NBC’s “Meet the Press” this morning.

“He said it’s an honor to meet the individual who carried out the assault on our election? To me, it’s a dishonorable thing to say,” he said.

White House Aides said that Трамп was just trying not to upset his boss during their first public meeting. “He’s working on a raise, you gotta be nice when you’re doing that!” one aide helpfully said before being rushed out of the room.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said on twitter that he, “… strongly pressed President Putin twice about Russian meddling in our election. He vehemently denied it. I’ve already given my opinion …”

What is Трамп’s opinion? Earlier in the week, Трамп said at the G20 that “it very well could be Russia” that hacked top Democrats, “but I think it could very well have been other countries … No one really knows for sure.”

And this morning on Fox News, White House Chief of Staff Reince Priebus said Трамп does not believe Putin’s denials, and repeatedly pressed the Russian president on election meddling before moving on to other issues.

In related news, the Трамп regime recently announced that it was naming Charles Manson to head its special serial killer task-force. “We think he’s the right man for the job, to help us get to the bottom of all these serial killers.”

The White House is planning to blame former President Barrack Obama if the Serial Killer Task Force led by Charles Manson fails to make headway on the issue.

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Ceasefire brokered by US and Russia begins in Syria
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/09/middleeast/syria-ceasefire-begins/index.html

Fmr. CIA Director Brennan Says Trump ‘Ceded’ Ground to Putin at Meeting
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/fmr-cia-director-brennan-says-trump-ceded-ground-putin-meeting-n781086

Trump sends mixed messages on Putin, Russian hacking
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/09/trump-sends-mixed-messages-putin-russian-hacking/462644001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.06

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said in regards to Russian interference in the 2016 Presidential election that, “I think it very well could be Russia but I think it could very well have been other countries.”

Then he said, “I remember when I was sitting back listening about Iraq, weapons of mass destruction, how everybody was 100% certain that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction. Guess what? That led to one big mess. They were wrong and it led to a mess.”

Then he said Obama didn’t do anything about Russian meddling in the 2016 election, “He was told it was Russia by the CIA … and he did nothing about it.” President Obama warned the American public about Russian interference, imposed sanctions on Russia, and confiscated 2 Russian compounds among other actions he took. At the same time, Donald Трамп asked the Russian government on live television to hack Hillary Clinton’s communications.

So, to sum up, Donald Трамп said that the Russians interfered in the 2016 election, but it could have been other countries, the intelligence community is unreliable so there’s no way to know, and it’s Obama’s fault anyway for not listening to the intelligence community.

If you could follow that thinking and agree with it, please stop sniffing paint, it’s hurting your family.

There’s no word yet if Donald Трамп will mention any of this when he talks to his boss, Russian President Vladimir Putin, about his job performance this Friday.

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In a speech to people in Warsaw, Poland, First Lady Melania Трамп said people should be able to live without fear, regardless of nationality.

It’s unclear at this time if she also believes the same should be true for all Americans.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said Thursday he’s mulling a number of responses to North Korea’s successful intercontinental ballistic missile test.

“We have some pretty severe things we’re thinking about, but I don’t want to do them,” he said. “I don’t draw red lines.”

Based on his past performance, pundits believe that any of these would be the most likely responses from Трамп on North Korea

  • Going Golfing
  • Tweeting
  • Going Golfing
  • Yelling at his staff
  • Doing an interview on Fox News
  • Going Golfing
  • Going Golfing again
  • Making up fake statistics about something
  • Promoting his job numbers and calling North Korea Fake News
  • Going Golfing

It’s unclear where Трамп will be golfing at during his G20 trip.

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Trump says election meddling ‘could be Russia’ but ‘no one really knows for sure’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/06/politics/trump-election-meddling-russia/index.html

Trump to the Russians: If you’re listening, I hope you find Hillary Clinton’s missing emails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnY7D4M4k68

First Lady Melania: People Should Be Able to Live Without Fear
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/melania-trump-in-poland-people-should-be-able-to-live-without-fear-984787011659

Trump warns of ‘severe’ consequences for North Korea, but won’t draw ‘red lines’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/06/trump-warns-severe-consequences-north-korea-over-its-missile-test/454524001/

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