YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.08

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s retweeted a Fox News story claiming US satellites detected North Korea moving anti-ship cruise missiles to a patrol boat. US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley indicated that the information in the report is classified and was leaked to the press. Трамп is currently on a ‘working vacation’ at one of his paid golf resorts in New Jersey.

Reports say that Трамп was seen in a restroom at his New Jersey golf resort saying, “You’re the leaker! We’re going to find you, leaking all of the news from the White House! You’re a naughty, naughty leaker!”

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This is the face of a man who farted, knows you can smell it, and doesn’t care.

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The Japanese Defense Ministry warned in a new report released Tuesday that North Korea has already learned how to manufacture small nuclear warheads and currently has them in their arsenal.

 

When informed of the news, Трамп tweeted, “After many years of failure,countries are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by North Korea. We must be tough & decisive!”

It’s unclear at this time whether or not Donald Трамп understands that a tweet isn’t really helping address the dangers posed by a nuclear armed North Korea.
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Meanwhile, in other HYDRA related news, the Трамп regime is actively considering a bold plan to turn over a big chunk of the U.S. war in Afghanistan to private contractors.

Reported say that Трамп regime will use the same plan Трамп used for Трамп University to further privatize the never-ending war in Afghanistan …

  1. Put Трамп brand name on company
  2. Have Трамп talk about company
  3. Get money
  4. Fail to deliver
  5. Get sued
  6. Settle

Трамп is planning to reveal himself as the New Cobra Commander after the privatization plan is approved by the Republican Congress.

I have a lot of support in Ohio!

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Trump retweets Fox News story containing classified info
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/08/politics/trump-retweet-fox-news-north-korea-story-haley/index.html

Japan Warns North Korea Nuclear Threat Has Entered ‘New Stage’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/japan-warns-north-korea-threat-has-entered-new-stage-n790631

After many years of failure,countries are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by North Korea. We must be tough & decisive!

Trump White House weighs unprecedented plan to privatize much of the war in Afghanistan
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/08/war-afghanistan-trump-white-house-weighs-bold-plan-privatize/548004001/
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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.31

 

Last week, the US Congress passed a bill imposing fresh sanctions over Russia’s meddling in the US’ 2016 election. And this week in response, President Vladimir Putin ordered the US to cut staff at its Russian embassy and forced some US diplomats home.

The White House had no comment on the matter, because White House Communications director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was busy preparing comments about his pending divorce from his wife for the morning talk shows. Some of those comments include, “Leave my family out of ‘dis,” “You come at me wit’ a knife, I come at you wit’ a gun, you put one a my guys in da’ hospital, I put one a your guys in da’ morgue, dat’s the White House way!,” and, “This ain’t personal, it’s business.”

There’s no word yet on precisely how many movies The Mooch plans to quote during his tenure in the White House.

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The White House’s commission on voter integrity begins work this week but is divided on the key question their tasked with answering: Is there widespread fraud at the ballot box?

One thing they all agree upon, though, is that there’s widespread fraud at the White House, but nobody is going to talk about that.

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Millions in anonymous donations are being sent directly to Super PACs supporting popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, despite Трамп’s repeated calls to “drain the swamp” in Washington of special-interest money.

White House aides say that Трамп doesn’t see those anonymous donations as swamp water, instead noting that, “it’s more like, we’re getting champagne. Because seriously, with the amount of money we’re getting in, we could bathe in champagne.”

Sources say Melania Трамп is planning to spend the donation money on a new shower that sprays Moët & Chandon, while her husband Donald will spend the money watching different kinds of showers get sprayed.

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Putin hits back at sanctions bill by gutting US missions
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/30/politics/russia-us-diplomatic-missions/index.html

Trump Vote Fraud Commission Members Divided on Key Issue
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-vote-fraud-commission-hopelessly-divided-n785461

Secret donations are helping to boost President Trump’s agenda, fights with investigators
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/30/secret-donors-help-boost-trump-agenda-battles-investigators/516221001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.27

 

Utter jerkoff, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп banned Transgender people from serving in the military unexpectedly yesterday.

The reason for the ban? A Missouri Republican lobbied the White House in recent weeks to remove the payment of hormone therapies and surgeries from Military health care.

Representative Vicky Hartzler (R-MO), who proposed an amendment on the defense authorization bill to ban the Pentagon from paying what Hartzler called “transition surgeries,” as well as hormone therapy, had been lobbying the White House for help to get her bill passed. Instead, Трамп decided unilaterally to just ban Transgender people completely.

“I mean, my bill was intended to hurt Transgender people, but not like THAT,” Hartzler reportedly said while asking people to confirm their gender with her before they went to the bathroom at a local Starbucks.

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Speaking of bigotry, one of the claims that Donald Трамп has made, along with Dolores Umbridge impersonator Representative Vicky Hartzler, is that paying for the medical expenses of Transgender people in the military is, ‘too expensive.’ But is that true?

According to Conservative Thinktank the Rand Institute, the cost for the military to pay for transgender medical care is somewhere between $2.4 million to $8.4 million a year. In comparison, one F-35 fighter costs $164,300,000. And the overall budget for the military this year is $696,000,000,000. Meaning this policy saves 0.000352941% of the overall military budget.

When informed of this news, Трамп told aides, “Hey, that’s not chump change, that’s probably enough money for something better, like having the Blue Angels fly over Mar-A-Lago while I’m golfing. Have you been to Mar-A-Lago? Seriously, you should go, the chicken scampi is fantastic. Just fantastic. You should try it.”

Yeah, anyway, Donald Трамп is dumb and is bad at finance and math.

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Y’know, getting slightly serious for a moment, as a reminder, every trip that Donald Трамп takes to go golfing costs (using very conservative estimates) $2 million per trip.

That means Трамп has spent at least $14 million in taxpayer money to go golfing. Which is just under twice the amount of $8.4 million that (at the highest possible estimate) medical care for Transgender military personnel would cost. Some estimates of Трамп’s trips to Mar-A-Lago are pegged at $3.9 million per trip.

If that’s true, American taxpayers have forked over $29 million to Трамп to play golf at his own private resort, which is 3 times the cost of the highest possible estimate of the cost for transgender military personnel’s medical care.

When informed of this news, Трамп told aides, “Have you guys had the chicken scampi at Mar-A-Lago. Let me tell you, it’s fantastic. I don’t eat it, that’s what my friend Jerry told me. He’s a great guy. Beautiful. He was a Boy Scout, his wife was a girl Scout, and they love it. And the meatloaf. I love the meatloaf. They don’t make it right at the White House. Meatloaf and cake. There’s a singer, did you know that there’s a singer named Meatloaf? That’s his real name! True fact. Keep it up, make america great again.”

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Conservatives lobbied White House on transgender policy but total ban wasn’t what they asked for
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/26/politics/congress-transgender-policy/index.html

Trump Claims Transgender Service Members Cost Too Much: But Is That True?http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-claims-transgender-service-members-cost-too-much-true-n786891

OnPolitics Today: Trump’s Mar-a-Lago trips cost more than trans soldiers’ health care
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/07/27/transgender-soldiers-cost-u-s-less-than-trumps-mar-a-lago-trips/515058001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.12

 

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп defended his son Wednesday as being “open, transparent and innocent” during his interview with Fox News and blasted the current Russia controversy as “the greatest witch hunt in political history.”

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Трамп believes his son is a witch!

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Christopher Wray, Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s nominee to lead the Federal Bureau of Investigations, said Wednesday that he did not consider the probe into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 election to be a “witch hunt,” disagreeing with the president’s own assessment of the matter.

“I do not consider Director Mueller to be on a witch hunt,” Wray said during his confirmation hearing Wednesday before the Senate Judiciary Committee.

BREAKING NEWS: Christopher Wray says Robert Mueller is not a qualified Witch Hunter, denies President’s claim that Donald Трамп, Jr. is a witch!

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Donald Трамп Jr. has tried to explain his contacts with the Russian government as standard opposition research into a political rival. But, as Richard Painter (former ethics lawyer for President George W. Bush) explained recently, that’s not opposition research. It’s espionage.

“It’s called spying, not opposition research,” Painter, said to USA Today.

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Трамп, Jr. is not a witch, but is instead the world’s dopiest spy!

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Trump defends embattled son, calls Russia controversy a ‘witch hunt’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/12/politics/donald-trump-russia-son-fox-news/index.html

Wray Says Russia Probe Not a ‘Witch Hunt,’ Pledges ‘Independent’ FBI
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/christopher-wray-pledges-independent-fbi-if-confirmed-director-n782131

Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian meeting: An unusual way of conducting political research
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/12/donald-trumpjr-russia-meeting-opposition-reseach/472664001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.23

The Senate Republicans, led by human turtle Mitch McConnell, released their health care bill which we should all just call ТрампCare from now on. ТрампCare guts key provisions of Obamacare, mostly to allow some rich people to pay less taxes then they already do. Some pundits have focused on the gutting of the bill solely as a ‘rebuke’ to Obama and his achievement, apparently missing the bigger picture that a lot of people will get hurt by the bill.

The bill does help some people, though, and this is how it breaks down …

Who gets helped

  • If you’re between 20 to 29 years old, you could theoretically save money on your premiums
  • Healthy people who don’t go to the doctor much could buy less expensive plans that cover fewer services
  • Rich people would pay less in taxes.
  • Rich people could contribute more to Health Savings Accounts
  • Insurance companies get more subsidies from the Federal Government

Who gets hurt

  • Current Obamacare enrollees will pay more out-of-pocket for health care services.
  • People on low-cost plans will pay higher deductibles
  • 11 million lower-income American adults would likely be kicked off insurance
  • 70 million low-income children, parents, elderly and disabled Americans will get less coverage through Medicaid due to cuts
  • Senate Republicans would eliminate the cost-sharing subsidies
  • Americans in their 50s and early 60s would get charge up to 5 times more than younger enrollees, meaning adults ages 60 to 64 would see their annual premiums soar 22%
  • Fewer middle class Americans would qualify for subsidies
  • Those with pre-existing conditions or opioid addictions may receive fewer covered services.

So, to break this down, if you’re young and healthy, or old and rich, or some mix of that, this is great for you! Good times!

If you’re older, poorer, are sick, are part of the middle-class white epidemic of the opioid crisis, sorry Charlie, this bill isn’t for you.

Of course, this bill breaks a key promise that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп made in 2015, not to cut medicaid. You can watch the video yourself here: http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/03/10/trump-promises-not-to-cut-medicaid-newday.cnn.

What’s unclear at this time, though, is how much, if any, this actually helps Трамп with his taxes. He’s got a lot of paper wealth, but he also owes a lot of money to overseas banks. In other words, he’s sort of a pretend super wealthy person.

The one thing that’s clear … the longer Трамп is President, the easier it is for lunatic Republicans in the House and Senate to hurt people with bills like this. And as long as Trump keeps signing those lunatic bills, the longer he can theoretically prevent his arrest for treason.

In other news, it’s over 123 degrees F in Qatar right now, making it too hot for everyone. It’s so hot there right now that cows can’t produce milk. It was so hot in Phoenix, Arizona recently that airplanes couldn’t fly.

Somehow, during the worst ecological disaster faced by the human species in the last 50,000 years began, one that our species created, we managed to elect as leader of the free world a man who thinks people don’t notice he has a combover.

His only real hope is that enough people are dumb enough not to notice how much he’s hurting them. And looking around lately, that might not be a bad hope with a lot of people.

Happy Friday!

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Who gets hurt and who gets helped by the Senate health care bill
http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/23/news/economy/senate-health-care-hurt-helped/index.html

Donald Trump’s Wealth Is Fool’s Gold
http://time.com/4521851/donald-trumps-wealth/

Temperature is soaring; here are a few tips to deal with sunstrokes
https://www.thepeninsulaqatar.com/article/21/06/2017/Temperature-is-soaring-here-are-a-few-tips-to-deal-with-sunstrokes

There’s a scientific reason why hot weather has grounded planes at Phoenix airport
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/20/theres-a-scientific-reason-why-hot-weather-has-grounded-planes-at-phoenix-airport.html

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.13

 

Bloomberg and Ars Technica both reported this morning that election databases and related systems in 39 states, far more than initially reported, were attacked by Russian hackers during the 2016 election. The attacks all intruded into systems storing information about voter rolls, and tried to delete or modify voter registration data to disrupt voting on Election Day.

Wisconsin, which went for popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп by just over 20,000 votes, purged 200,000 Democratic voters (primarily African-Americans) from its rolls. Most of the voter suppression was accomplished via draconian voter ID laws. But the new revelation about direct Russian hacking raises a far more sinister possibility in that state.

When asked about this, a White House aide rolled her eyes and said, “Duh, how else would  Трамп have eked out those victories in a few key states by just over 70,000 votes?”

The aide was then quickly taken away by agents of HYDRA after Jared Kushner dropped a smoke bomb.

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Serial fabulist and white supremacist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the current Attorney General of the United States, is scheduled to speak to the Senate Intelligence committee at 2.30pm EST today, to answer questions about various lies he told in relation to meetings he had with Russia in an open session.

Senate Republicans meanwhile are working behind closed doors to take away health care from millions of Americans.

Senate Republicans are hoping they can draw out their questions to Sessions, to both make it appear that he didn’t lie and to give more cover to their colleagues trying to take away health care.

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Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein affirmed his support for Russia special counsel Robert Mueller on Tuesday, despite recent suggestions that President Trump was weighing Mueller’s dismissal.

“Director Mueller is going to have the full independence he needs to conduct that investigation,” Rosenstein said. Rosenstein went further and said he would only be able to fire Mueller for good cause.

As a reminder, Rosenstein wrote the memo explaining the good cause for firing FBI Director James Comey.

Aides say that Rosenstein may change his mind later depending on how hard popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп tries to shake his hand later today.

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Russian Cyber Hacks on U.S. Electoral System Far Wider Than Previously Known
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-13/russian-breach-of-39-states-threatens-future-u-s-elections

Russia struck at election systems and data of 39 US states
https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/06/russia-probed-election-systems-and-data-of-39-us-states/

Wisconsin’s Voter-ID Law Suppressed 200,000 Votes in 2016 (Trump Won by 22,748)
https://www.thenation.com/article/wisconsins-voter-id-law-suppressed-200000-votes-trump-won-by-23000/

Closed-door drama of GOP health care talks
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/12/politics/senate-health-care-state-of-play/index.html

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein says there’s no cause to fire Mueller
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/13/donald-trump-twitter-media-loretta-lynch/102805598/

Rosenstein defends his controversial memo used to justify Trump’s firing of Comey
https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/rosenstein-heads-back-to-capitol-hill-friday-to-brief-house-members/2017/05/19/e205b3f8-3c8c-11e7-9e48-c4f199710b69_story.html

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.03

 

Amid growing threats to security caused at least in part by a shrinking state department and incompetent foreign policy under the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, U.S. Secretary of Defense James “Mad Dog” Mattis sought to reassure nervous allies about America’s commitment to the Asia-Pacific region. So, General Mattis gave a speech at an annual Asian security conference in Singapore.

“Once we’ve exhausted all possible alternatives, the Americans will do the right thing,” Mattis said to the crowd in an effort to reassure them.

I guess this means that if Donald Трамп heads to the Pacific, General Mattis will send him home!

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North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, who’s like their version Donald Трамп, fired another ballistic missile from his country into the Sea of Japan earlier this week.

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has described such North Korean launches as a “grave threat to our country” and “absolutely not acceptable.”

On Thursday, the Pentagon sent two aircraft carriers, the USS Carl Vinson and USS Ronald Reagan, to the Sea of Japan for a three-day drill alongside Tokyo’s navy and air force. It involved Japanese Air Self Defence Force F-15s taking part in simulated combat with U.S. Navy F-18 fighters as part of what was characterized by Tokyo as a “major exercise.”

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has declared America’s era of strategic patience with North Korea over. He has also refused to take possibility of military action off the table.

In later remarks, Tillerson said candidly that the possibility of war in North Korea would be a good way to quickly start drilling for oil in the Arctic.

“We start fighting in North Korea, the whole country argues about that, we stop talking about global warming for a while, then, boom, we slip right in and sign a deal with Russia to drill for oil up there! It’s a win-win!”

When Tillerson was reminded that, as Secretary of State, his chief job is to prevent war, not wage it, Tillerson farted.

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Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s press secretary Sean “Sphincter” Spicer said that a recent racist attack on LeBron James’ home was not indicative of a trend of increased racist violence since Трамп assumed the office of President.

April Ryan, White House correspondent for American Urban Radio Networks, highlighted the racist slogan painted on James’ Los Angeles property as yet another sign, which Spicer denied.

“I would respectfully disagree with the premise of that,” Spicer said.

When another reporter pointed out the multiple swastikas painted on houses, the chants from high school students to “Build the Wall” and other racist language directed at immigrant students, the reported increase in hate crimes in the country since 2015, attacks on people of color in public transportation spaces (including ripping hijabs off of the heads of young women), the murder of an African-American man by a white supremacist in New York City, the murder of an Indian man in Kansas by a gun-toting white supremacist, recent rallies by white nationalists including a crowd carrying torches led by Richard Spencer, recent statistics that show in the last 15 years more people have been killed by white supremacists than any other terrorist group, and the recent murder of two people in Portland by an avowed white supremacist who was verbally abusing two women of color, Spicer nodded, dropped a smoke bomb, then went to his hiding spot in the bushes outside of the White House.

Reports say that Spicer read ‘Archie’ comic books while sitting in the bushes until the reporters finally left.

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All I’m gonna say is, if you want to know how much of an ally Bill Maher has been to progressive causes, talk to your progressive Muslim friends and see what they say.

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US defense chief: ‘Americans will do the right thing’ in Pacific
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/03/asia/mattis-asia-pacific-security-conference/index.html

North Korea Missile Tests: Wary Japan Refuses to Panic
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/north-korea-missile-tests-wary-japan-refuses-panic-n767016

Sean Spicer: Racist attack directed at LeBron James not indicative of trend
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2017/06/03/sean-spicer-prsident-trump-lebron-james-hate-crime-incident/102451442/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.02

 

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп proclaimed Thursday he was withdrawing the US from the Paris climate accord, a sweeping step that attempts to upend global efforts to curb efforts to reverse the effects of manmade climate change. The only two other countries that are not part of the accord are Syria, because it’s in the midst of a civil war, and Nicaragua, because the accords in their view don’t go far enough to curb global warming.

During the speech, Трамп said, “At what point does America get demeaned? At what point do they start laughing at us, as a country? We want fair treatment for its citizens and we want fair treatment for our taxpayers. We don’t want other leaders and other countries laughing at us anymore.”

I’m pretty sure the answers to this are …

  1. America was demeaned the day Трамп was elected.
  2. I’m not sure who ‘they’ are, but if Трамп means the rest of the world, that happens almost every time he talks.
  3. If Трамп really wants other leaders and other countries to stop laughing, he should resign.

No word yet on if anyone surrounding Dear Leader Трамп will be willing to give him the answers.

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Meanwhile, on Thursday the Трамп regime asked the U.S. Supreme Court to immediately overturn a federal court order blocking the “Muslim Travel Ban” and allow the order to take effect, following a defeat at an appeals court last week.

The Justice Department urged the Supreme Court to allow it to enforce the executive order now, while the Supreme Court considers whether to hear the appeal.

Sources say that the Supreme Court is negotiating with the Justice Department for room upgrades at Mar-A-Lago or a Трамп International Resort of their choice. New Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch is also demanding that a Swedish Massage and 2 spa days be included before he’ll vote in Трамп’s favor.

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The latest jobs report shows that the U.S. added 138,000 jobs in May, down from the projected estimate of 185,000. The unemployment rate, which is calculated from a different survey, fell from 4.4% to 4.3%, lowest since May 2001, the Labor Department said Friday. That drop in the unemployment rate could be from a staggering reason; that a lot of people just stopped looking and don’t believe they’ll get a new job. This is a troubling sign that we’re nearing the end of the current business cycle.

In response to this news, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп celebrated on Twitter by retweeting his son, Eric, who retweeted a tweet from Reuters that noted the Dow Jones Industrial average had rallied 500 points this morning. Of course, it was just two weeks ago that the Dow fell 370 points in a dramatic round of stock selling by the market.

Reports say that Eric was seen tearing up, just happy that his dad acknowledged him for a change. He’s feeling good enough that he plans on murdering some lions in Central Park this weekend.

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Fact-checking Trump’s Paris accord speech
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/06/02/trump-withdraw-us-paris-accord-fact-check-marsh-ctn-pkg.cnn

Trump’s Speech On Paris Climate Agreement Withdrawal, Annotated
http://www.npr.org/2017/06/01/531090243/trumps-speech-on-paris-climate-agreement-withdrawal-annotated

Trump Administration Asks Supreme Court to Let Travel Ban Take Effect
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-administration-asks-supreme-court-revive-travel-ban-n767401

Economy adds disappointing 138K jobs in May, unemployment falls to 16-year low
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/06/02/economy-adds-disappointing-138k-jobs-may/102401812/

The government says unemployment fell to 4.3% in May, but here’s a more realistic rate
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/06/02/the-government-says-unemployment-fell-to-4-point-3-percent-in-may-but-heres-a-more-realistic-rate.html

https://twitter.com/EricTrump/status/870586745468932096

The Trump sons go hunting again. Will more trophy photos follow
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/08/06/the-trump-sons-go-hunting-again-will-more-trophy-photos-follow/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.29

Newly elected French President Emmanuel Macron recently shook hands with popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп in full view of the world media in Brussels. Трамп has been using these handshakes with world leaders to do a sort of ‘dominance ritual’ where he’ll jerk on the world leader’s arm and pull them closer to him. But Macron, aware of this strange behavior, gripped Трамп’s hand tightly and resisted the pull, which put some media publications into speculation mode; was there a deeper significance to that extended handshake? According to Macron, the answer is, “Oui!”

“My handshake with him, it’s not innocent,” Macron told the Journal du Dimanche in an interview published Sunday. “It’s not the alpha and the omega of politics, but a moment of truth.”

Aides say Трамп is considering sending an aircraft carrier group to France to deal with the situation, but will need to check in with Vladimir Putin first.

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NBC News is reporting that in the aftermath of multiple reports of his extensive, elicit, direct ties with various figures in the Russian government that Jared “The Kush” Kushner is being asked to, “lay low.”

An anonymous source inside the Трамп regime told NBC News that he must “lay low” because of revelations that Kushner sought to set up a secret back-channel with Russia. Separately, another White House regime official, who really doesn’t like Kushner and spoke on condition of anonymity, told NBC News that at least one staffer was speechless when they learned about reports of a purported Russia back channel.

“This mook, he’s gotta lay low, see, he’s gotta avoid the mugs in the press, see, else they’ll put the screws on him, and then he might sing like a canary and the jig’ll be up for all of us!” the staffer said, speaking like an old-timey gangster.

Sean Spicer is expected to hold a press conference this week to talk about this new “old-timey gangstar talk,” policy adopted by the Трамп regime, just as soon as he can find his way out of the White House bushes.

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Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has returned to Washington, D.C., after a 9 day overseas trip where he, at times, was almost nearly Presidential before messing up the whole thing by doing things like shoving the President of Montenegro out of the way to get in the front line for a photo op or trying his strange handshake rituals. The least Presidential thing Трамп did was to prove to the U.S.’s European allies that he’s a completely unreliable partner, especially (as German Chancellor Angela Merkel pointed out) on issues of climate change.

So, Donald Трамп returns the United States to a flurry of subpoenas sought against his various aides and associates for their own Russia investigations, a volatile Congress and Senate that has, among other things, a disastrous #Trumpcare bill to push, and his desire to cut his own taxes while simultaneously pulling $800 billion from Medicaid. The last one breaks one of his primary campaign promises from his presidential campaign.

When asked about this political firestorm, Трамп reportedly pointed to the problem of leaks in his administration as the most important thing to worry about. Of course, as many have pointed, Трамп himself is the source of many of these leaks, along with people in his own regime.

I guess living in such a disastrous, self-made situation would explain this tweet from Трамп earlier today …

“I look forward to paying my respects to our brave men and women on this Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery later this morning.”

I mean, your life is pretty low when the big highlight for your day is a trip to a cemetery. Still, when you use social media like a 14-year old girl as a grown man, life can be pretty tough. After all, like Трамп himself said, “People have been forced to resign positions for far less than @JonahNRO’s “tweeting like a 14 year old girl.””

It’s day 129 of the Trump regime, folks!

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Macron explains his tense handshake with Trump
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/28/politics/emmanuel-macron-donald-trump/index.html

Kushner Asked to ‘Lay Low’ After Russia-Related Reports, Source Says
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/kushner-lying-low-after-russia-related-reports-source-says-n765686

President Trump shoved the Montenegro prime minister at NATO
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/05/25/president-trump-shoved-montenegro-prime-minister-nato/102144808/

Angela Merkel says it was ‘right’ to confront Donald Trump over climate change
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-climate-change-angela-merkel-confront-differences-g7-summit-paris-agreement-a7761701.html

Trump returns to political challenges, from Russia inquiry to health care
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/05/29/donald-trump-russia-g-7/102234540/

I look forward to paying my respects to our brave men and women on this Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery later this morning.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869170615881793536

“People have been forced to resign positions for far less than @JonahNRO’s “tweeting like a 14 year old girl.”
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/590605572040486912

How long has Donald Trump been President
http://howlonghasdonaldtrumpbeenpresident.com/

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Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly went on “Meet the Press” Sunday to condemn the leaking of information about the Manchester bombing by fellow officials in the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. The leaks have forced English counterterrorism forces to stop sharing information with their U.S. counterparts.

Kelly said that intelligence leaks from his fellow Трамп regime officials related to the recent Manchester attack are, “darn close to treason.

I guess this in contrast to the activities of Paul Manafort, Carter Page, Michael Flynn, Steve Bannon, Jared Kushner and a whole host of other people in the regime which are definitely Treason.

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Speaking of deflecting blame for treasonous activity, genteel southern stereotype and Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) says the entire storyline that Jared Kushner proposed setting up a secret communications channel between the Trump transition team and the Kremlin is suspicious. He believes that the communication is part of a pattern of disinformation and leaks from the Russian government. designed to confuse the American public.

When asked if he thinks that same interference was at play by Russia in the 2016 election to help Donald Трамп become President, Graham immediately changed the subject and instead talked about Hillary Clinton’s emails. “Those Hillary Clinton emails, I say, those Hillary Clinton emails are a legitimate news story, I think, so let’s get back to talking ‘bout that.”

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USA Today splashed a story on their front page today to fact check several claims about NATO made by popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп during his overseas trip.

Among the claims that Трамп made about NATO are …

  • Thanks to him, money is “starting to pour into NATO”
  • 23 of 28 member nations are in debt to the U.S.

Among the claims that USA Today debunked …

  • No, money isn’t pouring into NATO, countries don’t pay the U.S., nor do they pay NATO directly, that’s not how it works at all
  • None of the countries in NATO are in debt to the U.S.

Essentially, USA Today laid out that everything Donald Трамп has been saying about NATO is, to quote a quote, “Fake News.”

Yes, that’s USA Today, folks, the free newspaper you can get at your door at Super 8 motels across the country, doing a better job at journalism than a lot of what you can get on TV.

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Sec. John Kelly: Intelligence Leaks Are ‘Darn Close To Treason’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/sec-john-kelly-intelligence-leaks-are-darn-close-treason-n765576

Graham on Kushner report: Story is suspicious
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/05/28/graham-russia-kushner-report-bash-sotu-intv.cnn

Fact check: President Trump and his mistold NATO tales
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/05/27/fact-check-president-trump-nato-speech/102236892/

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