YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.18

When told that the latest attempt by the Senate to repeal Obamacare, destroy the healthcare system, and hurt over 30 million people in the United States, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said…

“It’s an absolute disaster. And I think you’ll also agree that I’ve been saying for a long time, let Obamacare fail, and then everybody’s going to have to come together and fix it. And come up with a new plan and a plan that’s really good for the people with much lower premiums, much lower costs and much better protection. I’ve been saying that, Mike (Vice President Pence), I think you’ll agree, for a long time. Let Obamacare fail. It will be a lot easier, and I think we’re probably in that position where we’ll just let Obamacare fail. We’re not going to own it. I’m not going to own it. I can tell you the Republicans are not going to own it. We’ll let Obamacare fail, and then Democrats will come to us and say, how do we fix it? How do we fix it? Or how do we come up with a new plan?”

When told that losing health care would hurt people, Трамп said, “UH DOI!” then stomped out of the room to go eat Ice Cream.

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Anyone who tells you to go “Beyond Resistance” or that your efforts aren’t working? Tell ‘em to go eat cabbage, booboo, because it’s working. We just have to keep at it!

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Mitch McConnell refuses to pull the plug on stalled Obamacare repeal plan
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/18/politics/mcconell-repreal-and-replace-obamacare-not-successful/index.html

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.02

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп sent out a tweet this morning that he found on r/The_Donald, of a doctored gif of Трамп bodyslamming a wrestler at a WWE broadcast, with the head of the bodyslammed wrestler superimposed with a CNN logo.

A short time later, the official @POTUS Twitter account retweeted Трамп’s tweet to its 19 million followers, which means that this gif is now part of the official record of the United States government. Arguably, that was true when Трамп made his tweet.

Pundits took to the airwaves to try and defend or analyze why Трамп sent out the tweet. Some surmised that he has finally lost any semblance of a grip on reality. Others believe that Трамп is trying to distract from a variety of scandals, everything from his bizarre attacks on the TV hosts of ‘Morning Joe’ to his regime’s repeated lies about ties to the Russian government, to a list of literally hundreds of lies that Трамп had made JUST since assuming office.

So far, no pundits have said, “It’s possible that in his lunatic mind, he thinks this is a distraction from all of those scandals or just fun,” but give it time, they’ll get there. Hopefully the country realizes that, yes, Donald Трамп does have access to nuclear weapons so, hey, that’s probably a really bad idea.

It’s also unclear at this time if Трамп is aware that the original clip was staged, because Wrestling is as fake as his combover.

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Speaking of dumb things said by members of the regime, Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price on Sunday defended popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s dedication to passing a new health care law after the president sent numerous tweets this week instead focused on attacking the press.

“The fact of the matter is that he can do more than one thing at a time,” Price said on NBC’s “Meet The Press.”

It’s unclear at the time if Price was aware that Трамп had just tweeted out a doctored clip from a fake wrestling show that shows him beating up CNN in a staged event when he said that. Sources say that Price was aware that Tрамп had made the tweet, and will later reveal that Трамп made the Fake Wrestling Tweet while sitting on the toilet, thus proving his hypothesis that Трамп can do more than one thing at a time.

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Seriously, Donald Трамп has lost his mind.

The only people that are thrilled with that dumb wrestling tweet are Трамп, 12-yr old boys that like to kick smaller kids in the nuts, and adults who act like 12-yr old boys that like to kick smaller kids in the nuts.

In other words, this is media by a bully for bullies. And everyone who’s ever faced down a bully knows one thing above all others; bullies are cowards. 

And the best way to fight a coward is to stand up to him.

And also? To wear a cup. Best defense against the only real weapon a bully has in their arsenal.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump punches CNN in a juvenile tweet
http://money.cnn.com/2017/07/02/media/president-trump-cnn-video/index.html

Health Secretary Tom Price on Trump Tweets: He Can ‘Do More Than One Thing at a Time’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/health-secretary-tom-price-trump-tweets-he-can-do-more-n778971

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.30

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп went on Twitter this morning and said, “If Republican Senators are unable to pass what they are working on now, they should immediately REPEAL, and then REPLACE at a later date.”

Repealing the Affordable Care Act would cause massive destablization to the insurance market, which is already reeling due to non-payment of funds from Трамп’s White House. The most likely outcome of that destablization would be an increase in premiums.

Days after being elected, Трамп told CBS’s Lesley Stahl on “60 Minutes” that “It’ll be repeal and replace. It will be essentially, simultaneously. It will be various segments, you understand, but will most likely be on the same day or the same week, but probably, the same day, could be the same hour.” Трамп reiterated that position at a news conference as President-elect back in January. “We’re going to do it simultaneously. It’ll be just fine. We’re not going to have, like, a two-day period and we’re not going to have a two-year period where there’s nothing. It will be repealed and replaced.”

In related news, Donald Трамп once again told people that, yes, it’s his real hair up there and not a combover as everyone in the world with two eyes and a brain realized years ago.

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Just hours after popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s travel order went into effect, the state of Hawaii went to federal court Thursday to challenge it, saying the order barred too many people.

The Supreme Court ruled Monday that Трамп’s order could be enforced in part until the court makes a final ruling on the order later this year. The order went into effect at 8 p.m. ET on Thursday.

In response Donald Трамп is planning to invade Hawaii as early as Sunday. He reportedly told aides from his private toilet in the White House, “Honolulu is clearly an ISIS training ground, because Barry Obama is from there, and we all know he founded ISIS, I have a good brain, my hands are huge, healthcare is easy, I love ice-cream, so let’s bomb Hawaii and keep America Safe Again!”

Donald Трамп then left the toilet without remembering to flush.

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An investigation by the international chemical weapons watchdog Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons confirmed Friday that sarin nerve gas was used in a deadly April 4 attack on the Syrian town of Khan Sheikhoun, the latest confirmation of chemical weapons use in Syria’s civil war. The attack on Khan Sheikhoun killed more than 90 men, women and children, and sparked outrage around the world.

“I strongly condemn this atrocity, which wholly contradicts the norms enshrined in the Chemical Weapons Convention,” OPCW Director-General Ahmet Uzumcu said in a statement. “The perpetrators of this horrific attack must be held accountable for their crimes.”

After being briefed on the news, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп exploded with outrage and screamed, “You know what the real atrocity is? Mika Brankowski’s face lift, she HAD A FACE LIFT, it’s a fact, but is that getting printed? Is it? We should just bomb Syria, to hell with it, just carpet bomb the whole place. You know what has great carpets, by the way? Mar-A-Lago. Let’s go now. Let’s go. Don’t tell Melania or that guy she’s with. Who’s that young guy that’s been hanging around her? You said he’s a Baron? Huh, he looks a little young to be a Baron, I always think of Barons as these really old guys, y’know? I should be a Baron. Baron Von Трамп. Let’s go get some meatloaf.”

It’s day 160 of the Трамп Regime!

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Seriously, has anyone ever seen or heard Donald Трамп flush a toilet? Until I see proof, I’m going to just assume he doesn’t and leaves it to other people.

Keep calling your 2 Senators and your Representative about Health Care! And afterwards, if you get a chance to talk to your member of Congress, ask them about Representative Barbara Lee’s amendment to a recent House Appropriations Bill that would repeal the 2001 Authorized Use of Military Force, and encourage them to support her amendment. It would end President Трамп’s broad, sweeping powers to engage in overseas wars that no President should have.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump: If GOP health care bill fails, repeal Obamacare now, replace later
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/30/politics/trump-healthcare-bill-twitter/index.html

Hawaii Challenges Enforcement of Trump Travel Order
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lawyers-immigrant-groups-brace-enforcement-trump-travel-ban-n778361

OPCW probe: Sarin used in deadly attack in Syria
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/06/30/opcw-probe-sarin-used-deadly-attack-syria/442056001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.17

Philando Castile was murdered in front of his daughter and girlfriend on July 6, 2016 by police officer Jeronimo Yanez. CNN and other news outlets have described Castile’s murder as a, “fatal shooting,” since the crime took place.

Jeronimo Yanez was found not-guilty on June 16, 2017. Yanez got away with Philando Castille’s murder.

In the fall of 2016, Donald Трамп promised that his presidency would be based around, “Law and Order.” It was the primary theme of the Republican National Convention that year, around the time that Philando Castile was murdered by police officer Jeronimo Janez.

To that end, Трамп appointed white supremacist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, a man that was too racist to be appointed to the Federal Judiciary during the Reagan administration, to be Attorney General. Sessions was recently asked basic questions by Senator Kamala Harris on written Justice Department policy, that Sessions was unable to answer. Under the leadership of Jeff Sessions, the Civil Rights department of the Justice Department has been quietly neutered. A possible recourse for the injustice of Philando Castile’s murder would have been civil rights charges. It’s highly unlikely, given that white supremacist Jeff Sessions has rolled back civil rights enforcement at the Department of Justice, that any recourse is coming.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, a white supremacist who doesn’t know the policies and procedures of the Justice Department and who shows basic incompetence, a white supremacist who has repeatedly broken the law by committing perjury during testimony to the Congress, is who Donald Трамп considers part of his “Law and Order” presidency.

A few days ago, white supremacist Steve Scalise was wounded in a shooting while he was at baseball practice with some of his fellow Republicans. He was protected by two U.S. Capitol Police officers, David Bailey and Crystal Griner. Both U.S. Capitol Police officers are black. Crystal Griner is a black queer woman who saved Scalise’s life. Scalise himself has taken political positions that dehumanize black people, try to take away their rights, and also enabled his shooter (a man convicted of domestic violence assault) to legally purchase the very gun that injured him.

Have you noticed that Donald Трамп always says the opposite of what’s real? Like, if he tells you, “Hey, I really love working with you,” that means in Трампspeak that, “You suck ass.” Of course, if he tells you, “You suck ass,” he also means that, too. Basically, anything Трамп says that’s positive, you have to take his meaning as the opposite. And if it’s negative, that you can take on face value.

Well, he told us this last summer in very positive tones that he wanted to be a “Law and Order” President. I guess that means he was warning us he’d be a Criminal and Chaotic President. He’s certainly presiding over a breakdown in law and order, led by himself and other white supremacists at the highest rungs of power in Washington, D.C.

And the punchline? It’s only day 147 of the Donald Трамп regime.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Philando Castile shooting: 18 arrested as thousands protest verdict
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/16/us/philando-castile-verdict-protests/index.html

That time the Senate denied Jeff Sessions a federal judgeship over accusations of racism
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/11/18/that-time-the-senate-denied-jeff-sessions-a-federal-judgeship-over-accusations-of-racism/?utm_term=.b49c7d17d10a

Trump administration quietly rolls back civil rights efforts across federal government
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/trump-administration-quietly-rolls-back-civil-rights-efforts-across-federal-government/

‘Heroic’ U.S. Capitol Police who saved Rep. Steve Scalise grew from a lone watchman two centuries ago
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2017/06/15/the-heroic-u-s-capitol-police-grew-from-a-lone-watchman-two-centuries-ago/?utm_term=.40de1c2be05c

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.13

 

Bloomberg and Ars Technica both reported this morning that election databases and related systems in 39 states, far more than initially reported, were attacked by Russian hackers during the 2016 election. The attacks all intruded into systems storing information about voter rolls, and tried to delete or modify voter registration data to disrupt voting on Election Day.

Wisconsin, which went for popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп by just over 20,000 votes, purged 200,000 Democratic voters (primarily African-Americans) from its rolls. Most of the voter suppression was accomplished via draconian voter ID laws. But the new revelation about direct Russian hacking raises a far more sinister possibility in that state.

When asked about this, a White House aide rolled her eyes and said, “Duh, how else would  Трамп have eked out those victories in a few key states by just over 70,000 votes?”

The aide was then quickly taken away by agents of HYDRA after Jared Kushner dropped a smoke bomb.

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Serial fabulist and white supremacist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the current Attorney General of the United States, is scheduled to speak to the Senate Intelligence committee at 2.30pm EST today, to answer questions about various lies he told in relation to meetings he had with Russia in an open session.

Senate Republicans meanwhile are working behind closed doors to take away health care from millions of Americans.

Senate Republicans are hoping they can draw out their questions to Sessions, to both make it appear that he didn’t lie and to give more cover to their colleagues trying to take away health care.

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Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein affirmed his support for Russia special counsel Robert Mueller on Tuesday, despite recent suggestions that President Trump was weighing Mueller’s dismissal.

“Director Mueller is going to have the full independence he needs to conduct that investigation,” Rosenstein said. Rosenstein went further and said he would only be able to fire Mueller for good cause.

As a reminder, Rosenstein wrote the memo explaining the good cause for firing FBI Director James Comey.

Aides say that Rosenstein may change his mind later depending on how hard popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп tries to shake his hand later today.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Russian Cyber Hacks on U.S. Electoral System Far Wider Than Previously Known
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-13/russian-breach-of-39-states-threatens-future-u-s-elections

Russia struck at election systems and data of 39 US states
https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/06/russia-probed-election-systems-and-data-of-39-us-states/

Wisconsin’s Voter-ID Law Suppressed 200,000 Votes in 2016 (Trump Won by 22,748)
https://www.thenation.com/article/wisconsins-voter-id-law-suppressed-200000-votes-trump-won-by-23000/

Closed-door drama of GOP health care talks
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/12/politics/senate-health-care-state-of-play/index.html

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein says there’s no cause to fire Mueller
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/13/donald-trump-twitter-media-loretta-lynch/102805598/

Rosenstein defends his controversial memo used to justify Trump’s firing of Comey
https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/rosenstein-heads-back-to-capitol-hill-friday-to-brief-house-members/2017/05/19/e205b3f8-3c8c-11e7-9e48-c4f199710b69_story.html

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.19

Benjamin Wittes, a close friend of former FBI Director and slightly dopey guy James Comey, talked about an incident where popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп gave Comey a hug during a White House visit. According to Wittes, Comey was, “disgusted,” by the hug.

I guess James Comey knows how Melania feels now!

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Speaking of skeevy sexual predators, 52 year old disgraced former Congressman Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner is expected to plead guilty in federal court Friday morning in connection with a sexting scandal involving a teenage girl, sources familiar with the deal told NBC New York. He may have to register as a sexual predator over the incident.

Still unregistered as a sexual predator: Donald Трамп.

Give it time, folks.

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USA Today reported that man-made climate change has caused tree populations in the United States to shift north and west, due to changes in temperature and rainfall throughout the country. The shift could lead to the extinction of certain tree species.

One scientist, speaking on condition of anonymity, speculated that the trees might be moving North to get Canadian Health Care.

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Hey! Have you called your Congressperson lately? Here’s something you can talk with them about today!

This is a discharge petition; if 218 members of the House of Representatives sign a discharge petition, the Speaker of the House has to call for a vote on the subject of the petition.

http://clerk.house.gov/115/lrc/pd/petitions/DisPet0002.xml

And the subject of this petition is H.R. 356, a bill to establish the National Commission on Foreign Interference in the 2016 Election. In other words, to investigate Russian interference.

When I wrote this, the petition was at 191 signatures, meaning, only 27 more signatures are needed to force a vote on that bill. Check the petition; if you find your Congressperson’s name, call them, thank them for signing. If you don’t find their name, call them, then ask them to sign it.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Friend: Comey was disgusted by Trump hug
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/05/19/comey-disgusted-trump-hug-newday.cnn

Anthony Weiner to Plead Guilty in Sexting Case With Teen: Sources
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/anthony-weiner-plead-guilty-sexting-case-teen-sources-n762036

Fed up with climate change, trees are moving north and west
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/sciencefair/2017/05/18/trees-moving-west-and-north/101836832/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.05

It looks like a protest in New York City chased away popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, who has decided to go to Bedminister, New Jersey this weekend instead.

Yesterday, protesters gathered in Manhattan’s West Side to let Трамп know how they felt about him, chanting about his policies on everything from immigration to health care. In response, Трамп left for New Jersey this morning.

On Twitter, Трамп claimed, “Rather than causing a big disruption in N.Y.C., I will be working out of my home in Bedminster, N.J. this weekend. Also saves country money!”

In related news, a small Earthquake was reported in midtown Manhattan minutes after that tweet from Трамп. Scientists say the quake was caused by a simultaneous hard eyeroll from several million New York citizens.

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Speaking of the Трамп regime, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has fired Chief Usher Angella Reid, the first African American woman to hold the position. The Chief Usher is head of household staff and operations at the White House.

Reid, formerly the General Manager of the Pentagon City Ritz-Carlton, was hired in October 2011 and is the 9th person to hold the job. Ms. Reid replaced Admiral Stephen W. Rochon, the first African-American man to hold the position, after he left for a job with Homeland Security.

White House aides speaking on condition of anonymity aren’t sure why Reid was fired, and listed one of four possible reasons.

  • Too Black
  • Too Woman
  • Worked for Ritz-Carlton, a Трамп competitor
  • All of the Above

Reports say Ivanka Трамп was considered for the job, but that the first daughter felt, “all gross,” about the idea of working.

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Speaking of gross, a deadly fungus described as a “superbug” is infiltrating U.S. hospitals, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The fungus, called Candida auris, enters the bloodstream, spreads throughout the body and causes a variety of infections. More than 60 cases have been identified in the U.S., all but a few of them in New York and New Jersey.

When informed about the deadly pathogen, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said, “We have to stop these Canadian Hair Bugs!” and promptly ordered the Joint Chiefs of Staff to plan bombing Ontario.

No word yet on whether Трамп will also bomb Vancouver or Toronto in response to the fungus.

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Man, Трамп is just so nakedly gross and racist. Most people don’t raise their kids to be that way, and don’t want to be part of families like that. Some do, though. Typically families where they have a super strict dad at the ‘top’ of the family, dictating the rules and how the world really is. I guess that’s what some people like about Трамп and a few other politicians like him. He’s like a dad that, like, insists, “Everyone in the family needs to put Peanut Butter on your hamburger! We’re a peanut butter on your cheeseburger kind of family!” Even if you think it’s gross, you have to eat peanut butter on your hamburger.

I know a few of you are like, that’s delicious! But, you have issues, don’t put peanut butter on your cheeseburger. Or do, I really don’t mind, I’m all about … hey, you wanna put peanut butter on your cheeseburger, go for it. You be you! Just don’t make me put peanut butter on my cheeseburger. That’s the kind of family I dig, the one where going your own way doesn’t mean everyone stops loving you. I think most people are like that.

Which is why I still find it astonishing how many folks are cheering on this bad health care bill! It’s like, “Dad says it’s good for us!” so a lot of folks are going right along with it, whether they realize it or not. And the rest of us know, “I think Dad is trying to convince us to set fire to the family car, that’s a bad idea.”

So, make sure to call your Congressperson and your Senators! The disasterous new health care bill that passed the House yesterday is NOT YET LAW. It still has to pass through the Senate. The bill passed yesterday by 4 Congress people; had just 2 of them voted No, the bill wouldn’t have passed. Had all 4 abstained, the bill wouldn’t have passed.

In the Senate, out of 100 Senators, there are 52 Senate Republicans. If 3 of them, just 3, vote No, and the remaining Democrats and Independents also vote No, the bill will not move forward.

Make your voice count! You can do it, if you try!

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Anti-Trump protesters turn out in droves to cast shadow over the President’s homecoming in Manhattan
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/protesters-rally-trump-nyc-president-homecoming-article-1.3137857

Rather than causing a big disruption in N.Y.C., I will be working out of my home in Bedminster, N.J. this weekend. Also saves country money!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/860479885566980096

White House Parts Ways With First Female Chief Usher
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/white-house-parts-ways-first-female-chief-usher-n755426

Deadly ‘superbug’ fungus emerging in U.S. hospitals
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/05/04/deadly-superbug-fungus-emerging-us-hospitals/101282320/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.16

National security adviser Lt. General H.R. McMaster told ABC’s ‘This Week’ that, “The President has made clear that he will not accept the United States and its allies and partners in the region being under threat from this hostile regime with nuclear weapons. And so we’re working together with our allies and partners, and with the Chinese leadership, to develop a range of options.“

When asked if one of the options was de-escalation of the potential conflict, McMaster rolled his eyes and jerked his arm up and down, then said, “No, duh, of course not,” for emphasis.

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Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, while vacationing at his compound Mar-A-Lago, took a break from deciding what dessert will go best with his next missile strike to spend a little time on Twitter again. In response to the millions who took to the streets on Saturday as part of the Tax March, Трамп tweeted, “Someone should look into who paid for the small organized rallies yesterday. The election is over!”

No word yet on whether Трамп was sitting on the toilet when he tweeted that out. So Presidential!

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A stampede broke out at rush hour among crowds of waiting passengers at New York’s Penn Station after false reports of gunfire at the country’s busiest train station.

Amtrak police used a Taser on a man inside Pennsylvania Station late Friday afternoon, sparking chaos and mass hysteria among commuters who thought they heard a gunshot. The man and another individual were taken into custody for disobeying orders, according to the Amtrak Police Department

People on the scene had a wide range of reactions.

“I’m just a tourist, I knew New York City was Dangerous, but not this dangerous,” said a man from Texas who fell down while trying to run.

“When I heard gun, I immediately though, well, that’s New York City for you and started running and shoving everyone I could,” said a woman from Ohio who shoved a child down.

“Amtrak has a police department?” said a New Yorker, casually leaning on a post while tourists ran around him in every direction.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

McMaster: All options on table in regard to North Korea
http://www.cnn.com/2017/04/16/politics/hr-mcmaster-north-korea/index.html

Trump bashes tax protesters who want him to release his returns
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/04/16/donald-trump-tax-protests-jamie-raskin-returns/100543810/

Panicked commuters at New York’s Penn Station stampede after false gunfire report
http://abcnews.go.com/US/panicked-commuters-yorks-penn-station-stampede-false-gunfire/story?id=46816869&cid=clicksource_4380645_4_heads_posts_headlines_hed

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.04.15

CNN’s Paula Newton recently reported on a claim made by the UN that the North Korean embassy in Moscow is a front for illegal activity conducted by Kim Jong-Un. This breaking story today on CNN was first reported by Reuters in 2014. The new UN report outlines elements that the UN originally reported in 2014.

In both reports, the United Nations noted the sophisticated ways, typically used by drug cartels, that North Korea has used its embassies as fronts for illegal weapons sales, in order to circumvent various UN embargoes and sanctions against it.

No word yet on when CNN’s Paula Newton will dig into what illegal activities popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is using Mar-A-Lago as a front for.

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Speaking of horrific dictators, North Korea is celebrating the 105th birthday of its founder, Kim Il Sung, in its capital Pyongyang. And what better way to celebrate the birthday of a dead dictator than with a missile parade? Kim Il Sung’s grandson, Kim Jong Un, ordered a full military parade in honor of his dictatorial granddaddy. Among the weapons that North Korea paraded through its streets were alleged long-range intercontinental ballistic missiles (ICBMs).

In response to the parade, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп demanded to know from aides why Kim Jong Un got to parade missiles and armies through its capital city, but he can’t. Reportedly, aides were able to calm Трамп with a bowl of ice-cream and a belly rub.

No word yet on who pulled the short straw and had to give Трамп the belly rub.

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Speaking of parades, today is the nationwide Tax March! All throughout the United States, including Washington D.C. and at least 150 other cities, people are taking to the streets to put pressure on popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп to release his federal tax returns.

Members of Congress are speaking at the rallies all around the country, including Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., and Reps. Maxine Waters, D-Calif., and Jamie Raskin, D-Md., in Washington, D.C., Rep. Jan Schakowsky, D-Ill., in Chicago and Rep. Ted Lieu, D-Calif., in Los Angeles.

When asked about the Tax March, Donald Trump Jr. rolled his eyes and said, “There’s no WAY Daddy’s ever going to show his tax returns, it’ll show all that Russian money he’s been paying back and stuff,” before Jared ‘The Kush’ Kushner appeared, threw a smoke bomb, then whisked his brother-in-law away.

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It’s Tax March time! By the time this publishes, you may already be out in the streets … and if you aren’t, then, come join us! Find a tax march near you, join one in progress, or if you live in one of those small places somewhere, go into your backyard and parade on your own!

Let’s let the Trump Regime know who’s boss – that’s you, me and folks like us, by the way. The government of the United States of America works for us. No matter what cynical thought you have at that sentence, let me repeat it, the government of the United States of America works for us. We’re the boss. And sometimes, when you’re the boss, you have to hold your employees accountable. That’s partly what today is all about.

Join a march today! http://taxmarch.org/local-marches/

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

CNN’s Paula Newton reports on the UN’s claim that the North Korean embassy in Moscow may be a front for Kim Jong-un’s illegal activity.
http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2017/04/15/north-korea-embassy-front-paula-newton-pkg.cnn

Front companies, embassies mask North Korean weapons trade: U.N.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-korea-north-un-idUSBREA2A1X920140312

North Korea Parades New Prototype Long-Range Missiles amid Nuclear Tensions: Experts
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korea-parades-new-prototype-long-range-missiles-amid-nuclear-n746921

Tax Day marches aim to pressure Trump to release his returns
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/04/15/tax-day-marches-aim-pressure-trump-release-his-returns/100497026/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.03.24

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is on the verge of his first legislative failure, as it looks like #Trumpcare may not have enough votes to pass. It’s unclear at this time if Трамп has actually read the bill, but he seems intent on passing a plan that will remove health care for millions of Americans, and also raise costs for the millions who’ll still have insurance if this plan passes.

Leader Трамп and his staff began blaming the Congress for the failures of the bill, and for failing to pass it, essentially making passage of the bill a loyalty test.

When asked if Трамп would accept responsibility for the bill’s failures, a White House spokesperson rolled their eyes, made a ‘jerk-off’ motion and said, “When Трамп farts, he blames it on the dog … and there’s no dog in the White House.”

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Speaking of buck passing, it’s been 3 weeks since popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s claim that President Barack Obama had him ‘wire-tapped’ in 2016. In a March 22nd interview with Michael Scherer of Time Magazine, Трамп said “new information” from the House intelligence committee chairman proved his tweets about a “Watergate/Nixon”-style scandal were “right.”

When asked what this new information was, Трамп farted, blamed the fart on the dog, and left the room. At this time, there’s still no dog in the White House.

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If you haven’t read about Timothy Caughman, he was a victim of a terrorist attack by a white nationalist in New York City a few days ago. He liked to take pictures with celebrities. He was struggling, sometimes borderline homeless, sometimes living in transitional housing. He made money by collecting bottles and cans. He was murdered by a white nationalist who wanted to come to New York and kill a black person, a literal act of terrorism. The murderer chose Timothy Caughman.

The murderer’s name and face will be on some news channels. New York City wants to charge the murderer as a terrorist, recognizing what the President won’t.

I was going to try and joke about this, but, it’s just. Let’s remember Timothy Caughman. Let’s see the people around us. Let’s not lionize or allow a murderer to become lionized and famous. We can remember all kinds of people. Even if the President doesn’t want to know or remember Timothy Caughman, a man who’s from the same city as the President, we can. We can remember the people in London, and condemn an act of terror there, just like we can condemn an act of terror here.

I don’t have a punchline for this one. I don’t want a punchline for this one. If there is a punchline, here? It’s just, please do what you can to pitch in. White Nationalism is taking hold in our country, with far too many people. Please do what you can to fight back against it.

Please remember Timothy Caughman.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Deal or no deal, Trump ready to cast blame
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/24/politics/donald-trump-health-care-blame/index.html

Fact check: Still no evidence, Mr. President
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/03/23/fact-check-still-no-evidence-mr-president/99549694/

Timothy Caughman, the Other Terror Victim
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/24/opinion/timothy-caughman-the-other-terror-victim.html

Manhattan DA Asked To Prosecute Fatal Midtown Stabbing As Domestic Terrorism
http://gothamist.com/2017/03/24/rally_against_hate_crimes_tonight_i.php