YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.22

The Supreme Court ruled today that police forces in the United States can’t track you without a  court order.

In related news, police in the U.S. plan to still harass people mercilessly if they aren’t white.

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CNN reported that 42% of Americans are ready to impeach Donald J. Трамп. In 1974, 43% of Americans were ready to impeach Richard Nixon.

In related news, it looks like 100% of Americans are ready for summer! Haha, everything is terrible!

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Speaking of Summer, USA Today writer Tom Krattenmaker is telling readers to take a real vacation by leaving Donald J. Трамп and Washington outrage at home!

If you’re a USA Today reader who’s an immigrant stuck in a Трамп immigrant internment camp, Tom Krattenmaker would like to tell you, “Lalala I can’t hear you I’m on vacay!”

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Supreme Court says police can’t use your cellphone to track you without a court order
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-says-police-can-t-use-your-phone-track-n873156

There’s nearly a Nixon ’74 level of public support for impeaching Trump
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/22/politics/impeach-trump-nixon-support-bill-clinton-poll/index.htm

Take a real vacation. Leave Donald Trump and Washington outrage at home.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/06/22/leave-donald-trump-washington-outrage-behind-summer-vacation-column/710608002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.12.13

Representative Peter King says Roy Moore’s election loss in Alabama is partly a result of the American people’s “revulsion” toward former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon’s divisive style and political views. King says Bannon, “looks like some disheveled drunk that wandered onto the political stage.”

King is still okay with white nationalism, though.

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Democrat Doug Jones defeated Republican pedophile Roy Moore in the Alabama Senate race.

Jones won 50-48 percent, or 673,236 votes to 652,300 votes. An unprecedented surge in African-American votes, led by get out the vote efforts organized by the NAACP and the Jones campaign helped secure the win.

Pundits believe that white Americans will be credited with the win over black people within a week.

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In a new USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll, three in four of those surveyed said sexual harrassment in the work place needs to end.

Reports say the 1 out of 4 that was okay with it was Donald Трамп.

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GOP congressman: Bannon like ‘some disheveled drunk that wandered onto the political stage’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/12/13/politics/peter-king-bannon-cnntv/index.html

In stunning upset, Democrat Doug Jones is projected winner over Roy Moore in Alabama Senate race
https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/2017-elections/alabama-senate-race-results-moore-jones-n829011

USA TODAY/Suffolk poll: Americans, in rare agreement, say sexual misconduct must stop
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/12/13/usa-today-suffolk-poll-americans-rare-agreement-say-sexual-misconduct-must-stop/945483001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.11.15

House Democrats introduced articles of impeachment Wednesday against President Donald Trump, though they acknowledged their efforts have no chance of success while Republicans control both houses of Congress.

In response, Donald Трамп plans on tweeting about North Korea to pull focus away from their action.

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Philadelphia scored a legal victory in its fight to keep federal funding Wednesday after a judge issued a preliminary injunction barring the Justice Department from withholding more than $1 million in crime-fighting aid over the city’s so-called sanctuary city policies.

In response, Donald Трамп plans on extending his Wall project to also completely surround Philadelphia.

“NOBODY LIKES CREAM CHEESE!” Трамп screamed from the toilet.

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Pyongyang’s state media slammed Трамп for insulting North Korea’s leader Kim Jong Un while on a five country tour of Asia. It said the American president, who Kim has feuded with for months, deserves the death penalty.

In response, most Americans would prefer that Трамп just get a life sentence in prison.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

House Dems introduce articles of impeachment against Trump
http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/15/politics/cohen-articles-of-impeachment/index.html

Philadelphia scores legal victory in sanctuary city funding fight
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/philadelphia-scores-legal-victory-sanctuary-city-funding-fight-n821101

North Korea on Trump’s Asia visit: He deserves death
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/11/15/north-korea-trumps-asia-visit-he-deserves-death/865390001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.23

Donald Трамп gave a campaign speech in Arizona last night and identified himself as the main victim of the furor over the violence in Charlottesville, Virginia. He also seemed to take the side of Neo-Nazis and others in the white nationalist movement who want to keep Confederate symbols flying in the South.

“They’re trying to take away our culture. They’re trying to take away our history,” Трамп told the crowd. He blamed, “weak, weak people” for allowing the removal of statues commemorating the Confederacy.

After the speech Трамп also complained to aides, “It was like I was the one who was hit by a car. It’s worse than being killed by a speeding car. Worse. And it’s all sides. There was probably people on the left running over people with cars. Democrats do that all the time. Someone’s probably going to try and run me over tonight! But do the media cover that? No! WILL SOMEONE GET MY DAMNED ICE CREAM? AND YES I WANT THREE SCOOPS TONIGHT I DID A HELL OF A JOB ON THAT SPEECH!”

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North Korea’s own version of Donald Трамп, dear leader Kim Jong-Un, released new photos through North Korean state media that showed a diagram for a new nuclear missile called “Pukguksong-3,” which appears to be the latest in its Pukguksong, or Polaris, series. The photo was one of several showing new nuclear missile types.

Some Resistance sources in the United States dispute this account, and claim that Donald Трамп is more like America’s version of Kim Jong-Un.

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White nationalist Christopher Cantwell of Keene, New Hampshire turned himself in to authorities for crimes he committed on the campus of the University of Virginia. He was charged with three felonies, including using pepper-spray on people.

Sources say that Donald Трамп may pardon him because, “Hey, who hasn’t wanted to pepper-spray a Democrat?”

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump on the rampage in Arizona
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/23/politics/donald-trump-phoenix-rally-analysis/index.html

North Korean Pictures Appear to Show Designs for New Missiles
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korean-pictures-appear-show-designs-new-missiles-n795126

White nationalist Christopher Cantwell says he’ll turn himself in
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2017/08/23/white-nationalist-christopher-cantwell-says-hell-turn-himself/592770001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.18

When told that the latest attempt by the Senate to repeal Obamacare, destroy the healthcare system, and hurt over 30 million people in the United States, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said…

“It’s an absolute disaster. And I think you’ll also agree that I’ve been saying for a long time, let Obamacare fail, and then everybody’s going to have to come together and fix it. And come up with a new plan and a plan that’s really good for the people with much lower premiums, much lower costs and much better protection. I’ve been saying that, Mike (Vice President Pence), I think you’ll agree, for a long time. Let Obamacare fail. It will be a lot easier, and I think we’re probably in that position where we’ll just let Obamacare fail. We’re not going to own it. I’m not going to own it. I can tell you the Republicans are not going to own it. We’ll let Obamacare fail, and then Democrats will come to us and say, how do we fix it? How do we fix it? Or how do we come up with a new plan?”

When told that losing health care would hurt people, Трамп said, “UH DOI!” then stomped out of the room to go eat Ice Cream.

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Anyone who tells you to go “Beyond Resistance” or that your efforts aren’t working? Tell ‘em to go eat cabbage, booboo, because it’s working. We just have to keep at it!

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Mitch McConnell refuses to pull the plug on stalled Obamacare repeal plan
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/18/politics/mcconell-repreal-and-replace-obamacare-not-successful/index.html

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.02

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп sent out a tweet this morning that he found on r/The_Donald, of a doctored gif of Трамп bodyslamming a wrestler at a WWE broadcast, with the head of the bodyslammed wrestler superimposed with a CNN logo.

A short time later, the official @POTUS Twitter account retweeted Трамп’s tweet to its 19 million followers, which means that this gif is now part of the official record of the United States government. Arguably, that was true when Трамп made his tweet.

Pundits took to the airwaves to try and defend or analyze why Трамп sent out the tweet. Some surmised that he has finally lost any semblance of a grip on reality. Others believe that Трамп is trying to distract from a variety of scandals, everything from his bizarre attacks on the TV hosts of ‘Morning Joe’ to his regime’s repeated lies about ties to the Russian government, to a list of literally hundreds of lies that Трамп had made JUST since assuming office.

So far, no pundits have said, “It’s possible that in his lunatic mind, he thinks this is a distraction from all of those scandals or just fun,” but give it time, they’ll get there. Hopefully the country realizes that, yes, Donald Трамп does have access to nuclear weapons so, hey, that’s probably a really bad idea.

It’s also unclear at this time if Трамп is aware that the original clip was staged, because Wrestling is as fake as his combover.

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Speaking of dumb things said by members of the regime, Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price on Sunday defended popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s dedication to passing a new health care law after the president sent numerous tweets this week instead focused on attacking the press.

“The fact of the matter is that he can do more than one thing at a time,” Price said on NBC’s “Meet The Press.”

It’s unclear at the time if Price was aware that Трамп had just tweeted out a doctored clip from a fake wrestling show that shows him beating up CNN in a staged event when he said that. Sources say that Price was aware that Tрамп had made the tweet, and will later reveal that Трамп made the Fake Wrestling Tweet while sitting on the toilet, thus proving his hypothesis that Трамп can do more than one thing at a time.

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Seriously, Donald Трамп has lost his mind.

The only people that are thrilled with that dumb wrestling tweet are Трамп, 12-yr old boys that like to kick smaller kids in the nuts, and adults who act like 12-yr old boys that like to kick smaller kids in the nuts.

In other words, this is media by a bully for bullies. And everyone who’s ever faced down a bully knows one thing above all others; bullies are cowards. 

And the best way to fight a coward is to stand up to him.

And also? To wear a cup. Best defense against the only real weapon a bully has in their arsenal.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump punches CNN in a juvenile tweet
http://money.cnn.com/2017/07/02/media/president-trump-cnn-video/index.html

Health Secretary Tom Price on Trump Tweets: He Can ‘Do More Than One Thing at a Time’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/health-secretary-tom-price-trump-tweets-he-can-do-more-n778971

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.30

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп went on Twitter this morning and said, “If Republican Senators are unable to pass what they are working on now, they should immediately REPEAL, and then REPLACE at a later date.”

Repealing the Affordable Care Act would cause massive destablization to the insurance market, which is already reeling due to non-payment of funds from Трамп’s White House. The most likely outcome of that destablization would be an increase in premiums.

Days after being elected, Трамп told CBS’s Lesley Stahl on “60 Minutes” that “It’ll be repeal and replace. It will be essentially, simultaneously. It will be various segments, you understand, but will most likely be on the same day or the same week, but probably, the same day, could be the same hour.” Трамп reiterated that position at a news conference as President-elect back in January. “We’re going to do it simultaneously. It’ll be just fine. We’re not going to have, like, a two-day period and we’re not going to have a two-year period where there’s nothing. It will be repealed and replaced.”

In related news, Donald Трамп once again told people that, yes, it’s his real hair up there and not a combover as everyone in the world with two eyes and a brain realized years ago.

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Just hours after popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s travel order went into effect, the state of Hawaii went to federal court Thursday to challenge it, saying the order barred too many people.

The Supreme Court ruled Monday that Трамп’s order could be enforced in part until the court makes a final ruling on the order later this year. The order went into effect at 8 p.m. ET on Thursday.

In response Donald Трамп is planning to invade Hawaii as early as Sunday. He reportedly told aides from his private toilet in the White House, “Honolulu is clearly an ISIS training ground, because Barry Obama is from there, and we all know he founded ISIS, I have a good brain, my hands are huge, healthcare is easy, I love ice-cream, so let’s bomb Hawaii and keep America Safe Again!”

Donald Трамп then left the toilet without remembering to flush.

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An investigation by the international chemical weapons watchdog Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons confirmed Friday that sarin nerve gas was used in a deadly April 4 attack on the Syrian town of Khan Sheikhoun, the latest confirmation of chemical weapons use in Syria’s civil war. The attack on Khan Sheikhoun killed more than 90 men, women and children, and sparked outrage around the world.

“I strongly condemn this atrocity, which wholly contradicts the norms enshrined in the Chemical Weapons Convention,” OPCW Director-General Ahmet Uzumcu said in a statement. “The perpetrators of this horrific attack must be held accountable for their crimes.”

After being briefed on the news, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп exploded with outrage and screamed, “You know what the real atrocity is? Mika Brankowski’s face lift, she HAD A FACE LIFT, it’s a fact, but is that getting printed? Is it? We should just bomb Syria, to hell with it, just carpet bomb the whole place. You know what has great carpets, by the way? Mar-A-Lago. Let’s go now. Let’s go. Don’t tell Melania or that guy she’s with. Who’s that young guy that’s been hanging around her? You said he’s a Baron? Huh, he looks a little young to be a Baron, I always think of Barons as these really old guys, y’know? I should be a Baron. Baron Von Трамп. Let’s go get some meatloaf.”

It’s day 160 of the Трамп Regime!

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Seriously, has anyone ever seen or heard Donald Трамп flush a toilet? Until I see proof, I’m going to just assume he doesn’t and leaves it to other people.

Keep calling your 2 Senators and your Representative about Health Care! And afterwards, if you get a chance to talk to your member of Congress, ask them about Representative Barbara Lee’s amendment to a recent House Appropriations Bill that would repeal the 2001 Authorized Use of Military Force, and encourage them to support her amendment. It would end President Трамп’s broad, sweeping powers to engage in overseas wars that no President should have.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump: If GOP health care bill fails, repeal Obamacare now, replace later
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/30/politics/trump-healthcare-bill-twitter/index.html

Hawaii Challenges Enforcement of Trump Travel Order
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lawyers-immigrant-groups-brace-enforcement-trump-travel-ban-n778361

OPCW probe: Sarin used in deadly attack in Syria
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/06/30/opcw-probe-sarin-used-deadly-attack-syria/442056001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.17

Philando Castile was murdered in front of his daughter and girlfriend on July 6, 2016 by police officer Jeronimo Yanez. CNN and other news outlets have described Castile’s murder as a, “fatal shooting,” since the crime took place.

Jeronimo Yanez was found not-guilty on June 16, 2017. Yanez got away with Philando Castille’s murder.

In the fall of 2016, Donald Трамп promised that his presidency would be based around, “Law and Order.” It was the primary theme of the Republican National Convention that year, around the time that Philando Castile was murdered by police officer Jeronimo Janez.

To that end, Трамп appointed white supremacist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, a man that was too racist to be appointed to the Federal Judiciary during the Reagan administration, to be Attorney General. Sessions was recently asked basic questions by Senator Kamala Harris on written Justice Department policy, that Sessions was unable to answer. Under the leadership of Jeff Sessions, the Civil Rights department of the Justice Department has been quietly neutered. A possible recourse for the injustice of Philando Castile’s murder would have been civil rights charges. It’s highly unlikely, given that white supremacist Jeff Sessions has rolled back civil rights enforcement at the Department of Justice, that any recourse is coming.

Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, a white supremacist who doesn’t know the policies and procedures of the Justice Department and who shows basic incompetence, a white supremacist who has repeatedly broken the law by committing perjury during testimony to the Congress, is who Donald Трамп considers part of his “Law and Order” presidency.

A few days ago, white supremacist Steve Scalise was wounded in a shooting while he was at baseball practice with some of his fellow Republicans. He was protected by two U.S. Capitol Police officers, David Bailey and Crystal Griner. Both U.S. Capitol Police officers are black. Crystal Griner is a black queer woman who saved Scalise’s life. Scalise himself has taken political positions that dehumanize black people, try to take away their rights, and also enabled his shooter (a man convicted of domestic violence assault) to legally purchase the very gun that injured him.

Have you noticed that Donald Трамп always says the opposite of what’s real? Like, if he tells you, “Hey, I really love working with you,” that means in Трампspeak that, “You suck ass.” Of course, if he tells you, “You suck ass,” he also means that, too. Basically, anything Трамп says that’s positive, you have to take his meaning as the opposite. And if it’s negative, that you can take on face value.

Well, he told us this last summer in very positive tones that he wanted to be a “Law and Order” President. I guess that means he was warning us he’d be a Criminal and Chaotic President. He’s certainly presiding over a breakdown in law and order, led by himself and other white supremacists at the highest rungs of power in Washington, D.C.

And the punchline? It’s only day 147 of the Donald Трамп regime.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Philando Castile shooting: 18 arrested as thousands protest verdict
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/16/us/philando-castile-verdict-protests/index.html

That time the Senate denied Jeff Sessions a federal judgeship over accusations of racism
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/11/18/that-time-the-senate-denied-jeff-sessions-a-federal-judgeship-over-accusations-of-racism/?utm_term=.b49c7d17d10a

Trump administration quietly rolls back civil rights efforts across federal government
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/trump-administration-quietly-rolls-back-civil-rights-efforts-across-federal-government/

‘Heroic’ U.S. Capitol Police who saved Rep. Steve Scalise grew from a lone watchman two centuries ago
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2017/06/15/the-heroic-u-s-capitol-police-grew-from-a-lone-watchman-two-centuries-ago/?utm_term=.40de1c2be05c

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.13

 

Bloomberg and Ars Technica both reported this morning that election databases and related systems in 39 states, far more than initially reported, were attacked by Russian hackers during the 2016 election. The attacks all intruded into systems storing information about voter rolls, and tried to delete or modify voter registration data to disrupt voting on Election Day.

Wisconsin, which went for popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп by just over 20,000 votes, purged 200,000 Democratic voters (primarily African-Americans) from its rolls. Most of the voter suppression was accomplished via draconian voter ID laws. But the new revelation about direct Russian hacking raises a far more sinister possibility in that state.

When asked about this, a White House aide rolled her eyes and said, “Duh, how else would  Трамп have eked out those victories in a few key states by just over 70,000 votes?”

The aide was then quickly taken away by agents of HYDRA after Jared Kushner dropped a smoke bomb.

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Serial fabulist and white supremacist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, the current Attorney General of the United States, is scheduled to speak to the Senate Intelligence committee at 2.30pm EST today, to answer questions about various lies he told in relation to meetings he had with Russia in an open session.

Senate Republicans meanwhile are working behind closed doors to take away health care from millions of Americans.

Senate Republicans are hoping they can draw out their questions to Sessions, to both make it appear that he didn’t lie and to give more cover to their colleagues trying to take away health care.

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Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein affirmed his support for Russia special counsel Robert Mueller on Tuesday, despite recent suggestions that President Trump was weighing Mueller’s dismissal.

“Director Mueller is going to have the full independence he needs to conduct that investigation,” Rosenstein said. Rosenstein went further and said he would only be able to fire Mueller for good cause.

As a reminder, Rosenstein wrote the memo explaining the good cause for firing FBI Director James Comey.

Aides say that Rosenstein may change his mind later depending on how hard popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп tries to shake his hand later today.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Russian Cyber Hacks on U.S. Electoral System Far Wider Than Previously Known
https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-06-13/russian-breach-of-39-states-threatens-future-u-s-elections

Russia struck at election systems and data of 39 US states
https://arstechnica.com/security/2017/06/russia-probed-election-systems-and-data-of-39-us-states/

Wisconsin’s Voter-ID Law Suppressed 200,000 Votes in 2016 (Trump Won by 22,748)
https://www.thenation.com/article/wisconsins-voter-id-law-suppressed-200000-votes-trump-won-by-23000/

Closed-door drama of GOP health care talks
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/12/politics/senate-health-care-state-of-play/index.html

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein says there’s no cause to fire Mueller
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/13/donald-trump-twitter-media-loretta-lynch/102805598/

Rosenstein defends his controversial memo used to justify Trump’s firing of Comey
https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/rosenstein-heads-back-to-capitol-hill-friday-to-brief-house-members/2017/05/19/e205b3f8-3c8c-11e7-9e48-c4f199710b69_story.html

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.19

Benjamin Wittes, a close friend of former FBI Director and slightly dopey guy James Comey, talked about an incident where popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп gave Comey a hug during a White House visit. According to Wittes, Comey was, “disgusted,” by the hug.

I guess James Comey knows how Melania feels now!

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Speaking of skeevy sexual predators, 52 year old disgraced former Congressman Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner is expected to plead guilty in federal court Friday morning in connection with a sexting scandal involving a teenage girl, sources familiar with the deal told NBC New York. He may have to register as a sexual predator over the incident.

Still unregistered as a sexual predator: Donald Трамп.

Give it time, folks.

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USA Today reported that man-made climate change has caused tree populations in the United States to shift north and west, due to changes in temperature and rainfall throughout the country. The shift could lead to the extinction of certain tree species.

One scientist, speaking on condition of anonymity, speculated that the trees might be moving North to get Canadian Health Care.

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Hey! Have you called your Congressperson lately? Here’s something you can talk with them about today!

This is a discharge petition; if 218 members of the House of Representatives sign a discharge petition, the Speaker of the House has to call for a vote on the subject of the petition.

http://clerk.house.gov/115/lrc/pd/petitions/DisPet0002.xml

And the subject of this petition is H.R. 356, a bill to establish the National Commission on Foreign Interference in the 2016 Election. In other words, to investigate Russian interference.

When I wrote this, the petition was at 191 signatures, meaning, only 27 more signatures are needed to force a vote on that bill. Check the petition; if you find your Congressperson’s name, call them, thank them for signing. If you don’t find their name, call them, then ask them to sign it.

Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Friend: Comey was disgusted by Trump hug
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/05/19/comey-disgusted-trump-hug-newday.cnn

Anthony Weiner to Plead Guilty in Sexting Case With Teen: Sources
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/anthony-weiner-plead-guilty-sexting-case-teen-sources-n762036

Fed up with climate change, trees are moving north and west
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/sciencefair/2017/05/18/trees-moving-west-and-north/101836832/