YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.14

 

Peter W. Smith, a Republican donor who said he had tried to obtain Hillary Clinton’s missing emails from Russian hackers killed himself in a Minnesota hotel room days after talking to The Wall Street Journal about his efforts, public records show.

According to Minnesota state death record filed in Olmsted County that says Smith committed suicide in a hotel near the Mayo Clinic at 1:17 p.m. on Sunday, May 14. He was found with a bag over his head with a source of helium attached. The police apparently recovered a note that said, “NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER” was involved in his death. Minnesota authorities said that Smith wrote he was taking his own life because of a “RECENT BAD TURN IN HEALTH SINCE JANUARY, 2017” and timing related “TO LIFE INSURANCE OF $5 MILLION EXPIRING.”

When asked to confirm that Smith had committed suicide, Minnesota authorities reportedly said, “да,” and hung-up the phone.

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When Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп appeared before a conservative audience in Maryland earlier this year, he put significant stock in his friend “Jim’s” opinion of Paris.

“I have a friend, he’s a very, very substantial guy. He loves the City of Lights. He loves Paris. For years, every year, during the summer, he would go to Paris, it was automatic, with his wife and his family … I hadn’t seen him in a while. And I said, ‘Jim, let me ask you a question: How’s Paris doing … Paris? I don’t go there anymore. Paris is no longer Paris,” Трамп said. But no one was sure if Jim is a real person.

On Thursday, though, Trump largely disavowed the advice of his friend after a reporter asked him directly about Jim.

“(Paris is) going to be just fine because you have a great president. You have somebody that’s going to run this country right,” Трамп said while standing next to French President Emmanuel Macron.

It’s unclear at this time if Трамп and his imaginary friend Jim are in a fight, or are just spending less time together.

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Peter W. Smith, GOP operative who sought Clinton’s emails from Russian hackers, committed suicide, records show
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/ct-peter-smith-death-met-0713-20170713-story.html

Trump is no longer listening to his friend ‘Jim’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/13/politics/trump-friend-jim-paris/index.html

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.03.14

A fierce winter storm is pummeling the East Coast of the United States, dumping record levels of snow at an unusual time of year. Elected officials everywhere are working hard to help people deal with the disaster. Except at the White House!

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп did go to Twitter and talk about a meeting he had with Washington, D.C.’s Mayor and other local elected officials there, but nothing about disaster relief or any pledges of aid for the east coast or anything, because, pff, why would Трамп start doing his job NOW, it’s a snow day!

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Boa Esporte, a Brazilian second division team, have signed goalkeeper Bruno Fernandes de Souza following his release from prison for the murder of his girlfriend and the subsequent feeding of her body to his dogs.

Reportedly, Souza signed with Esporte after turning down a job to the new U.S. envoy for women’s rights. “We just thought he had the right attitude to work in the Трамп White House,” said an anonymous spokesperson.

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Speaking of sociopaths working for popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, Secretary of State Rex “I May Be A Demon Wearing A Human Skin Suit” Tillerson is in the news, over a recent discovery that the former Exxon CEO used the alias ‘Wayne Tracker’ to send and receive information about Climate Change from 2008 through 2015.

If you recall, Donald Трамп himself also had a similar habit, posing as John Miller, John Baron and John Barron on numerous occasions with a variety of journalists from at least 1980-1991. Трамп  would act as a fake source for unsuspecting reporters in order to plant positive media coverage of himself.

White House Sources say that Sean “Sphincter” Spicer is thinking of using the alias, “Stud Manflesh,” because, “All the cool people in the White House use fake names!”

Rumors say that Kellyanne Conway will continue to use her real name, because nobody believes her anyway.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Winter storm live blog: Fierce winds, snow pummel the Northeast
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/14/us/blizzard-live-blog/index.html

Meeting w/ Washington, D.C. @MayorBowser and Metro GM Paul Wiedefeld about incoming winter storm preparations here in D.C. Everyone be safe!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/841422186573369345

BRUNO SIGNS FOR BOA ESPORTE AFTER RELEASE FROM PRISON FOR GIRLFRIEND’S MURDER
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2697875-bruno-signs-for-boa-esporte-after-release-from-prison-for-girlfriends-murder?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

Tillerson Used Email Alias as Exxon CEO to Talk Climate Change
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tillerson-used-email-alias-exxon-ceo-talk-climate-change-n733201

Donald Trump’s Long, Strange History of Using Fake Names
http://fortune.com/2016/05/18/donald-trump-fake-names/