YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.17

Yesterday, at 1:14pm ET Donald Трамп announced on Twitter that he was disbanding “the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum,” after a wave of CEOs quit both councils over Трамп’s remarks in support of white nationalists over the past few days.

But it turned out that the CEOs themselves had already decided to end the two councils, and had told the White House about their decision minutes before Трамп tweeted.

In related news, White House aides say Трамп is planning to announce that he’s, “Blotting out the sun on August 21st to show you who’s really in charge!” The White House says Трамп will make the sun appear as a black dot in the sky with a glowing ring around it. “If he’s pleased with the people, Трамп promises to bring the sun back,” an aide said.

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South Korean President Moon Jae-in gave a televised news conference last Thursday and said there would be no war with North Korea.

After being informed of the news, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп screamed to his aides, “That Moon guy doesn’t decide if there’s a war, I decide if there’s a war! I’m the sun, and I’m way better than the Moon! I’m the sun! I’m the sun!”

Reports say that Трамп continued screaming “I’m the sun!” from his bathroom until someone brought him two scoops of ice-cream.

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A new study finds that children spanked when they were as young as 15 months old displayed negative temperament and were less likely to show positive behaviors in the fifth grade and even into their teenage years. Apparently, hitting people as they’re forming their personalities can scar them even a decade or more later.

In related news, studies say that AFTER someone has formed their personality, hitting them might be okay under certain circumstances. Like, say, if they’re a literal Nazi attacking with you in sticks in Charlottesville. As one scientist put it, “Yeah, it’s okay to punch Nazis when they’re hitting you, why are you asking me that? That’s kind of a dumb question.”

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What happened behind the scenes as Trump’s business councils fell apart
http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/16/news/companies/trump-business-councils/index.html

South Korea’s Moon Confident There’ll Be No War With North
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-s-moon-confident-there-ll-be-no-war-n793416

Harmful effects of spanking a toddler can trigger bad behavior — even 10 years later
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/08/16/harmful-effects-spanking-toddler-can-trigger-bad-behavior-even-10-years-later/562203001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.16

Republican lawmakers Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Cory Gardner, John Kasich and others gathered together recently to denounce Donald Трамп’s apparent support for white nationalism.

When asked if they would Impeach the President and hold hearings to determine his fitness for office, all of the Republicans gathered said, “Oh, no no no no no not doing that don’t be silly.”

Each then pretended to get a phone call then wandered out of the room.

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Chief of Staff John Kelly was apparently stunned after popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп defended the actions of neo-Nazis who instigated racist violence in Charlottesville, saying that there were, “fine people on both sides.” Neo-Nazis inuured several people in Charlottesville over the weekend, including nearly beating to death Charlottesville resident Deandre Harris and murdering Heather Hayes by running her over with a car.

Kelly later clarified that he was surprised that Трамп said this outloud to the public. “I mean, he talks like this all the time in the White House, but I was just stunned he told people. It’d be like telling people he sexually assaulted a woman while on the campaign trail!”

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Wednesday that, “the white supremacist, KKK, and neo-Nazi groups who brought hatred and violence to Charlottesville are now planning a rally in Lexington. Their messages of hate and bigotry are not welcome in Kentucky and should not be welcome anywhere in America.”

When asked if he would stop his messages and aid to restrict the voting rights of African-Americans as a way to stand up to hate and violence, McConnell pulled his head into his body and crawled of the room.

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Here are the Republicans denouncing Trump by name
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/16/politics/republicans-list-denouncing-trump-by-name/index.html

He ‘Went Rogue’: President Trump’s Staff Stunned After Latest Charlottesville Remarks
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/he-went-rogue-president-trump-s-staff-stunned-after-latest-n793091

Mitch McConnell: ‘We all have a responsibility to stand against hate and violence’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/16/mitch-mcconnell-we-all-have-responsibility-stand-against-hate-and-violence/572265001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.14

The white nationalist who killed Charlottesville activist and resident Heather Heyer on Saturday by running over her with a Dodge Charger held extreme views, one of his former teachers told CNN on Sunday.

Derek Weimer, the former social studies teacher of the suspect, told CNN that the murderer, “… really had a fondness for Adolf Hitler.”

After being informed of the news, an official in the Трамп regime said, “What’s the big deal, a lot of have fondness for Adolf Hitler, too?” before being rushed away by agents of HYDRA.

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USA Today reported that many of the voters who backed popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп but some are growing concerned with the way he’s doing the job of President.

So far unconcerned? Core Трамп supporters like Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke!

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Current Vice President and possible head vampire Mike Pence defended Donald Трамп‘s response to the deadly violence at a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, than on condemning the violence itself. Трамп claimed that the problem was violence, “on all sides,” rather than violence from White Nationalists.

Pence said he took issue with, “the fact that many in the media are spending more time criticizing how the president addressed the issue yesterday.”

When someone pointed out that news media like The Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website, praised Трамп’s remarks for not singling out American Nazis despite all the violence they engaged in, Pence bit the neck of a White House intern, drained their blood, then hissed as he turned into a cloud of smoke and left the room.

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Teacher: Charlottesville car crash suspect discussed radical views
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/12/us/charlottesville-car-crash-suspect-idd/index.html

Trouble in Trumpland: The president’s core supporters begin to worry
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/08/14/trumps-core-supporters-begin-worry-future-success/561903001/

Pence Defends Trump From Critics of Charlottesville Remarks
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pence-defends-trump-critics-charlottesville-remarks-n792291

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.13

A white nationalist hurt 19 people and murdered a 32-yr old woman with his car during a white pride rally in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday. The victims of the attack were all there to protest white nationalist and American Nazi threats against the rest of America.

Who would have thought that a group of American Nazis who threaten to hurt and murder people, many of whom were armed, would end up killing someone at their white pride rally?

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said yesterday that the deadly violence from white supremacists at a white pride rally in Virginia yesterday was the fault of “many sides.”

When told about the murder of a 32-yr old woman by a car who was protesting against American Nazi hate speech, Трамп told reporters, “Well, she also dented the car when she was killed, so, it’s a both sides thing, folks, it’s both sides that are in the wrong here.”

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The day after deadly protests that occurred in Charlottesville following a “Unite the Right” white nationalist rally, Ivanka Трамп said there is “no place in society for racism, white supremacy and neo-nazis.”

When asked if that also referred to her father and the white nationalists in her cabinet, Ivanka put on her sunglasses and said, “Totes, no, totes no, those guys are cool. Daddy’s cool. I mean the icky kind of neo-nazis that smell bad are bad.”

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Woman killed Charlottesville crash identified
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/13/us/charlottesville-white-nationalist-rally-car-crash/index.html

Trump Takes Heat for Blaming Charlottesville Violence on ‘Many Sides’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-politicians-condemn-white-nationalist-rally-charlottesville-virginia-n792096

Ivanka Trump issues direct condemnation of ‘white supremacy and neo-nazis’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/13/charlottesville-ivanka-trump-condemns-white-supremacy/562903001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.11

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said during an impromptu press conference from his golf course in New Jersey that he could launch a military strike against Venezuela.

When asked what would make a war on Venezuela a certainty, a White House aide said, “A 10 point boost in the polls. A war with Venezuela might be more popular than a nuclear with Korea.”

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Speaking of North Korea, Donald Трамп said on Friday that North Korea “will not get away with it” if he does anything to hurt the people of the United States.

The jury is still out on whether Donald Трамп will get away with hurting the people of the U.S.

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The state Department of Civil Rights has opened a complaint against the Michigan man who has a “No foreigners” sign on his front lawn next to one reading “For sale by owner.” The sign violates state and federal laws against discrimination based on national origin, the department said in a release Thursday.

After being informed of the news, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III promised to divert funding for the investigation to helping the racist Michigan man print more signs.

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Trump says he won’t rule out military option in Venezuela
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/11/politics/trump-xi-north-korea/index.html

Trump Warns North Korea Leader ‘Will Not Get Away With What He’s Doing’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-us-military-locked-loaded-north-korea-n791721

‘No foreigners’ sign at house for sale draws investigation
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/11/no-foreigners-sign-house-sale-draws-investigation/561343001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.09

North Korea threatened to strike US military installations on the island of Guam after the US flew B-1B bombers over the Korean Peninsula Tuesday in a show of force. This was on the heels of Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened to start a nuclear war with North Korea by forcing them to, “face fire and fury like the world has never seen” if Pyongyang keeps threatening the United States.

Reports say that Трамп is trying to start a nuclear war in order to improve his poll ratings and distract people from the probe into his ties with the Russian government.

The White House strongly denied that Трамп was trying to distract people from the investigation into his ties with the Russian government. “He’s just crazy and has lost his mind,” an aide told reporters before being dragged away by agents of HYDRA.

Трамп is expected to launch a first strike if his poll numbers drop to 29%.

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North Korea says it is “seriously reviewing” a plan to strike Guam with missiles — just hours after Donald Трамп told the regime that any threat to his regime would be met with “fire and fury.”

We should just stick both of these guys in a room for an all-you-can-eat ice-cream contest. Winner gets to cut the other guy’s hair.

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New Zealand’s premier admonished Donald Трамп for remarks “not helpful” in a “very tense” environment. Australia’s prime minister said “maximum economic pressure” was the only way to deal with North Korea. In Japan, where Nagasaki was marking the 72nd anniversary of the U.S. atomic bombing of the city, Mayor Tomihisa Taue said anxiety was spreading “that in the not too distant future these weapons could be used again.”

Boy, it’s a good thing when we had our election last November that the person who won the most votes wasn’t made President. I mean, imagine all the fun we’d be missing right now?

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North Korea vows nuclear war in US following President Trump’s threat of ‘fire and fury’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/09/politics/north-korea-donald-trump/index.html

North Korea Mulling Plan to Strike Guam, State Media Announces
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korea-mulling-plan-strike-guam-state-media-announces-n790996

‘Not helpful,’ Donald: World reaction to Trump’s ‘fire and fury’ comments
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/09/not-helpful-donald-world-reaction-trumps-fire-and-fury-comments/551491001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.08

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s retweeted a Fox News story claiming US satellites detected North Korea moving anti-ship cruise missiles to a patrol boat. US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley indicated that the information in the report is classified and was leaked to the press. Трамп is currently on a ‘working vacation’ at one of his paid golf resorts in New Jersey.

Reports say that Трамп was seen in a restroom at his New Jersey golf resort saying, “You’re the leaker! We’re going to find you, leaking all of the news from the White House! You’re a naughty, naughty leaker!”

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This is the face of a man who farted, knows you can smell it, and doesn’t care.

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The Japanese Defense Ministry warned in a new report released Tuesday that North Korea has already learned how to manufacture small nuclear warheads and currently has them in their arsenal.

 

When informed of the news, Трамп tweeted, “After many years of failure,countries are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by North Korea. We must be tough & decisive!”

It’s unclear at this time whether or not Donald Трамп understands that a tweet isn’t really helping address the dangers posed by a nuclear armed North Korea.
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Meanwhile, in other HYDRA related news, the Трамп regime is actively considering a bold plan to turn over a big chunk of the U.S. war in Afghanistan to private contractors.

Reported say that Трамп regime will use the same plan Трамп used for Трамп University to further privatize the never-ending war in Afghanistan …

  1. Put Трамп brand name on company
  2. Have Трамп talk about company
  3. Get money
  4. Fail to deliver
  5. Get sued
  6. Settle

Трамп is planning to reveal himself as the New Cobra Commander after the privatization plan is approved by the Republican Congress.

I have a lot of support in Ohio!

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Trump retweets Fox News story containing classified info
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/08/politics/trump-retweet-fox-news-north-korea-story-haley/index.html

Japan Warns North Korea Nuclear Threat Has Entered ‘New Stage’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/japan-warns-north-korea-threat-has-entered-new-stage-n790631

After many years of failure,countries are coming together to finally address the dangers posed by North Korea. We must be tough & decisive!

Trump White House weighs unprecedented plan to privatize much of the war in Afghanistan
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/08/war-afghanistan-trump-white-house-weighs-bold-plan-privatize/548004001/
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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.07

This morning North Korea said it will launch “thousands-fold” revenge against the United States, after the United Nations Security Council unanimously approved tough new sanctions Saturday, including a ban on coal and other exports worth over $1 billion.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said Monday that, “The best signal that North Korea could give us that they’re prepared to talk would be to stop these missile launches.”

Pretty sure that threatening to launch a thousands-fold revenge is not a sign that anyone wants to talk. Heckuva job you’re doing on the peace front there, Tillie.

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Today the New York Times reported that many politicians will bend the truth to make a point, but that Трамп lies more than any other modern politician in history.

Later today, the New York Times will report that water is wet.

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On Friday Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп started a 17-day vacation at his resort golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. The regime was quick to note that this is a “working” vacation, so Трамп will still do some of what he considers the President’s job..

Among the things Трамп plans to do on his vacation while working are …

 

  • Golfing
  • Tweeting
  • Lying to reporters about how much someone says they liked his speech
  • Tweeting while Golfing
  • Eating three scoops of ice-cream
  • Golfing while tweeting

 

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North Korea threatens ‘thousands-fold’ revenge against U.S. for sanctions
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/07/north-korea-threatens-revenge-against-u-s-sanctions/544226001/

Many Politicians Lie. But Trump Has Elevated the Art of Fabrication.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/07/us/politics/lies-trump-obama-mislead.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

As Trump plays golf, trouble brews
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40829988

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.05

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп begins a 17-day vacation golfing today. While he’s away, workers will work on renovations to the White House.

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Before he left, Трамп handed workers pictures of Saddam Hussein’s palace and told them, “Make it look just like this, but imagine me there, instead.”

Aides say that Трамп’s favorite toilet, Mr. Shiney, will be the first to get a gold-plated make-over during his absence.

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On Friday, the Трамп regime officially told the United Nations that the U.S. intends to pull out of the 2015 Paris climate pact.

When asked why they made the announcement, a spokesperson for the Трамп regime said, “We just wanted to remind people that we’re douchebags for a lot of reasons, and not just because we’re white supremacists.”

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Sergey Kislyak, Russia’s former ambassador to Washington, denied Saturday to Russian 24 channel’s “Press Conference” that he had discussed secrets or even the issue of sanctions with now-fired Tрамп regime national security adviser Michael Flynn.
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When the host of “Press Conference” asked him to confirm that his was Sergey Kislyak, the ambassador said, “Nyet, my name is Steve Johanson, and I own a landscape gardening business in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.”

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While Trump’s away, ‘much-needed’ White House renovations begin
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/04/politics/trump-white-house-renovations/index.html

U.S. Officially Tells U.N. It Wants out of Paris Climate Deal
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u-s-officially-tells-u-n-it-wants-out-paris-n789796

Former Russian ambassador Kislyak denies discussing secrets or sanctions with Michael Flynn
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/08/05/former-russian-ambassador-sergey-kislyak-denies-discussing-secrets-sanctions-mike-flynn/542311001/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.04

 

Since General John Kelly took over as White House Chief of Staff, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп has managed to stay on message all week, touting achievements instead of venting his anger on Twitter.

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The bar is now so low that in some circles, people have literally already forgotten his behavior from less than a week, and Трамп is thus, “more Presidential” thanks to the General.

Aides say that General Kelly is keeping Трамп in line by withholding ice-cream from him every time he’s naughty. This plan is expected to work until Трамп discovers where the ice-cream is stored in the White House.

 

Sources close to the White House have said that General Kelly is planning to install childproof locks on all White House freezers within the next week.

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Trump keeps social media on-message during Kelly’s first week
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/04/politics/trump-tweets-on-message/index.html

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