YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.11.26

Democratic mega-donor and billionaire environmentalist Tom Steyer on Sunday defended his $20 million national television and digital ad campaign calling for Congress to impeach Donald Трамп, saying ” … to sit here and wait doing absolutely nothing is the wrong thing to do. The American people want this man impeached.”

Republican members of Congress disagreed, and felt continuing to do nothing was the right thing to do. Some are considering taking up golf!

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Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., stepped down as the ranking Democratic member of the House Judiciary Committee on Sunday, following sexual harassment accusations.

Republicans plan to replace Conyers with a ranking member from their own party that doesn’t yet have a public sex assault scandal.

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USA Today reported that the price of pneumococcal vaccine Prevnar 13 is going up.

Most Americans responded to the news by asking in a panic, “What’s pneumococus? Do I have it? Is that why my feet smell?”

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FYI: The Pneumococcal vaccine protects against pneumonia and other ear infections. It’s sort of like a theoretically one-time only flu shot, except with a fancier name and much higher price-tag.

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Tom Steyer defends $20M ad campaign calling to impeach Trump
http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/26/politics/tom-steyer-defends-impeachment-ads/index.html

Rep. John Conyers steps down from committee leadership position amid harassment accusations
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/nancy-pelosi-john-conyers-deserves-due-process-n823991

Cost of pneumococcal vaccine keeps rising
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2017/11/26/cost-pneumococcal-vaccine-keeps-rising/892612001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.10.15

Secretary of State and friend of Russia Rex Tillerson said Sunday the US is trying to stay in the Iran nuclear deal while hoping to achieve more from it, days after Donald Трамп threatened to pull the US out.

“We’re going to stay in,” Tillerson said in an interview with CNN’s Jake Tapper.

Tapper later tried to ask whether the U.S. would pull out before it’s too late but kept giggling.
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During the same interview, Tillerson was asked point blank more than once whether he had called Donald Трамп a “moron.”

Tillerson said, “I’m not gonna deal with that petty stuff.”

Pundits have taken this to mean he’s no longer meeting with Donald Трамп on a regular basis.
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Speaking of morons, Donald Трамп’s abrupt decision to cut off federal payments to insurers to support affordable health insurance for millions of low-income Americans reverberated through the country Saturday. Republican lawmakers in Washington D.C. are concerned that they’ll have to do something about the situation.

“We’ve gotten really used to just pretending to work, and this time, if we don’t do something, people could really get hurt bad. Including us, we could lose our jobs this time!” said Speaker of the House Paul Ryan while doing curls in the Congressional gym.
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Tillerson: US trying to stay in Iran deal
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/15/politics/rex-tillerson-iran-nuclear-agreement-cnntv/index.html

Tillerson Again Refuses to Answer If He Called Trump a ‘Moron’
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/tillerson-again-refuses-answer-if-he-called-trump-moron-n810806

Trump’s move to end insurance subsidies jolts Washington
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/10/14/trump-move-end-insurance-subsidies-jolts-health-industry-washington/764673001/
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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.10.14

Donald Трамп said he spoke to the “president of the Virgin Islands” in a speech Friday.

“I will tell you I left Texas and I left Florida and I left Louisiana and I went to Puerto Rico and I met with the president of the Virgin Islands,” Трамп said while talking about the recovery efforts in those areas following Hurricanes Irma and Maria. The U.S. Virgin Islands are a U.S. territory, which means the President of the Virgin Islands is Donald Трамп.

When asked about this discrepancy, Donald Трамп insisted he spoke with the President of the Virgin Islands. “I was in the bathroom, at the sink washing my hands, I saw this guy in front of me, facing me, also washing his hands, so I say to him, hey, you look like the President of the Virgin Islands. And he said the same thing to me. He just kept repeating everything I said! This guy in the bathroom, he was clearly crazy, but he insisted he was President of the Virgin Islands!”

Donald Трамп then walked away from the microphone to go look for ice-cream.

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At least 36 people have died so far from the wall of flames and thick plumes of smoke tearing through Northern California. Many victims have been reduced to ash, and can only be identified by serial numbers on hip implants left behind.

Donald Трамп’s staff say he’s planning to meet with the President of California as soon as possible to discuss the crisis, but that the President of California needs to make the first move.
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Donald Трамп’s regime announced late Thursday night that it would immediately stop supporting the cost-sharing subsidies that reimburse insurers for reducing the deductibles and co-pays of lower-income Obamacare enrollees.

When asked why, a spokesperson for the Трамп regime said, “With all of the natural disasters killing Americans, and those people getting killed by that gunman, we felt it was important the White House also got as many Americans killed as possible,” before passing out in a drunken stupor.

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Trump says he met with the ‘president of the Virgin Islands’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/10/13/trump-says-he-met-president-virgin-islands/763910001/

Northern California Wine Country Wildfires: Death Toll Rises to 35
https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/western-wildfires/death-toll-rises-34-northern-california-wildfires-n810631

California fires: Deputies drive through flames to rescue residents
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/14/us/california-fires-updates/index.html

Trump kills key Obamacare subsidies: What it means
http://money.cnn.com/2017/10/13/news/economy/trump-obamacare-subsidies/index.html
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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.25

As the Republican Party’s last-ditch effort to repeal Obamacare hangs by a thread, a revised version of the Graham-Cassidy bill was circulated to Senate Republicans on Sunday with the aim of winning over key votes. One of the key changes was to allow Alaska to keep Obamacare to get Senator Lisa Murkowski to vote for the bill.

Sources say that Senator Lindsay Graham may change the bill to allow every state to keep Obamacare to get votes, while adding a final provision that says, “We rename Obamacare to Трампcare,” to make everyone happy.

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Donald Трамп banned or restricted visas for travel to the United States from Iran, Libya, Somalia, Syria, Yemen, Chad, North Korea and Venezuela on Sunday. His original travel ban expired the same day.

Aides say Трамп is ready to sign a new bill restricting travel for NFL Players, the NBA, Stevie Wonder, any black people, Nancy Pelosi, and others. The list of other people Трамп would like to ban for travel is being kept on a roll of toilet paper in his favorite bathroom.

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Presidential son-in-law and senior adviser Jared Kushner has been using a private email account to conduct White House business, along with several other officials of the Трамп regime. All of them set-up their private accounts after the election.

It’s unclear at this time if US News Media will run stories about this 24/7 for the next 2 years. A spokesperson for USA Today said, “It really depends on whether or not we can work in mentions of Hillary Clinton while we do it.”

In related news, Irony died yesterday in a quiet ceremony in Washington, D.C.

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Republican health care bill revised to target key votes
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/24/politics/revised-graham-cassidy-bill/index.html

Trump Restricts Visas From Eight Countries as Travel Order Expires
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/trump-restricts-visas-eight-countries-travel-order-expires-n804366

Kushner used private email to conduct White House business
http://www.politico.com/story/2017/09/24/jared-kushner-private-email-white-house-243071

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.23

Donald Трамп said that Arizona Senator John McCain’s choice to oppose the latest GOP effort to repeal Obamacare “honestly terrible” at a rally in Alabama.

Pundits were confused by the statement. One source said, “I mean, Donald Трамп lies all the time, but he said he was honest. But that means he was lying. Which means he was telling the truth…” The pundit continued in this fashion until someone put him to bed.

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Speaking of dumb things Donald Трамп said, his latest complaint as the world teeters on the brink of catastrophic effects from global warming and nuclear war is that protesting NFL players are ruining the game. Трамп believes NFL owners should fire players who kneel during the national anthem.

In related news, most of America and the globe believe that Congress should fire Donald Трамп.

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The Golden State Warriors said they didn’t want to visit Donald Трамп at the White House. In response, Donald Трамп went on Twitter and said, “Going to the White House is considered a great honor for a championship team.Stephen Curry is hesitating,therefore invitation is withdrawn!”

White House Chief of Staff John Kelly reportedly tried to reach Donald Трамп a few hours later, but was unable to reach Трамп. Every time he knocked on the door to the White House bedroom, Kelly reportedly heard muffled crying and Трамп saying, “Go away!” Kelly tried to console the President by saying they’ll be other chances to invite NBA teams to the White House. Donald Трамп reportedly replied, “Jocks are dumb! Who wants them around anyway? I hate them! I hate everybody!”

We’ll keep you updated on this ongoing, breaking story.

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Trump touts ‘Big Luther’s’ loyalty, electability at Alabama rally
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/22/politics/trump-alabama-trip-senate-race/index.html

NFL Anthem Dispute: Trump Says Protesting Players Should Be Fired
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/nfl-anthem-dispute-trump-says-protesting-players-should-be-fired-n804086

Donald Trump rescinds White House invitation to Stephen Curry, Warriors
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nba/2017/09/23/donald-trump-rescinds-white-house-invitation-stephen-curry-warriors/696136001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.20

With the world facing a historically awful hurricane season due to global warming, and the possibility of nuclear war with North Korea looming, the Republican Senate and Donald Трамп are naturally focused on a new health care bill, the Graham-Cassidy act, that would both lower taxes for rich people and repeal the Affordable Care Act, taking away insurance for 22 million people.

Aides for the White House say the next item for the Трамп regime to focus on is a bill authorizing U.S. military forces to kick puppies whenever Трамп feels that, “puppies got it too good.”

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During his monologue last night, Jimmy Kimmel railed against a new Republican plan to repeal Obamacare, and said Senator Bill Cassidy of Louisiana lied to his face when he said he would only support a health care bill that guaranteed coverage for all families.

Kimmel told his audience, “He said he wants coverage for all, no discrimination based on preexisting conditions, lower premiums for middle-class families and no lifetime caps. Guess what? The new bill does none of those things.”

A spokesperson for Senator Cassidy said that he has his own unusual Louisiana dialect, and there was just a simple miscommunication. “See, the Senator, when he says coverage for all, what he means is, lower taxes for rich people. That’s what he always means. It’s not lying if that that’s what you always means,” said the Senator’s office in a press release.

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In his first speech to the U.N. General Assembly, Donald Трамп repeatedly lied to the people there about everything from job growth to defense spending.

As one diplomat speaking on condition of anonymity put it, “We would have been surprised if he had said something honest. But in a way, lying to us like that was a kind of honesty, because he was at least true to his nature. And being true to your nature is the honesty that counts.”

After making that statement, the lights accidentally flipped on, and the diplomat was revealed to be Трамп regime diplomat Nikki Haley.

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McCain bucked his party once. Will he do it again?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/20/politics/john-mccain-graham-cassidy-bill/index.html

Senator ‘Lied’ Over Health Care Bill, Jimmy Kimmel Says
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jimmy-kimmel-senator-lied-right-my-face-over-health-care-n802896

Fact check: Trump makes misleading boasts on economy and foreign issues in U.N. speech
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/09/19/fact-check-trump-makes-misleading-boasts-economy-and-foreign-issues-u-n-speech/683568001/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.16

Having failed to repeal Obamacare, Donald Трамп has said his strategy would be to let the health law “implode.” And according to the Congressional Budget Office, Трамп’s promises to fail to make subsidy payments, along with reductions in advertising to inform people about the markets and employees who sign-up enrollees, will “push enrollment down,” according to the CBO. Millions may lose their health insurance due to the Трамп regime.

When asked what would push enrollment up for Obamacare, Трамп regime Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “I believe the correct answer is your mother,” before walking away from the podium.

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Former St. Louis Police Officer Jason Stockley was found not guilty of the first-degree murder and armed criminal action against Anthony Lamar Smith. Stockley escaped what could have been a lengthy prison sentence despite the fact that he was recorded on video saying he intended to kill Anthony Lamar Smith.

St. Louis Circuit Judge Timothy Wilson, who presided over the racially charged case, was confused by people’s anger over his decision. Wilson told reporters, “Like, Stockley said he was just kidding when he was, like, in court. I mean, just because he said he wanted to kill the guy, then killed him, that’s not the same thing as first degree murder where you say you want to kill a person, then kill him if you’re only kidding.”

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Congress sent a joint resolution condemning “racist violence” from “torch-bearing White nationalists, White supremacists, Klansmen, and neo-Nazis” in Charlottesville to Donald Трамп. Signing the bill would mean clearly rejecting white supremacists. Трамп choose to sign the bill, but added a ‘Presidential signing statement’ that ignored the main provision of the bill, that white nationalists were to blame for violence.

Reporters looking for answers to why Трамп added a signing statement found it when they turned the statement over and found a note that read, “P.S. David Duke me and you are still good booboo – D.T.”

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Trump wanted to hurt the Obamacare markets. The CBO says he’s a success.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/15/politics/20170915-cbo-insured-rate-uncertainty-premiums/index.html

Jason Stockley, Ex-St. Louis Officer, Found Not Guilty in Killing of Black Man
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jason-stockley-ex-st-louis-officer-found-not-guilty-killing-n801626

Faced with an up-or-down choice on Charlottesville resolution, Trump chooses third option
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/09/15/faced-up-or-down-choice-charlottesville-resolution-trump-chooses-third-option/671478001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.12

A torch wielding mob of loud white supremacists marched through the University of Virginia campus Friday night.

Experts on CNN said that those torch wielding protestors were just feeling economic anxiety about emails.

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A recent report by NBC News noted that Texas’ maternal mortality rates are 35.8 per 100,000 live births as of 2014, according to a study in Obstetrics and Gynecology. In contrast maternal mortality in Japan was 5 per 100,000 live births in 2015. In Poland, it was just 3.

And while black mothers make up just 11 percent of Texas’ live births, they account for nearly 29 percent of the maternal deaths, the report found in 2016.

When it was suggested that maybe black women are under more stress than everyone else due to facing pressure from racism and sexism so perhaps that’s affecting maternal health, a Texas GOP law-maker coughed, tipped his cowboy hat, then rode away on a horse in a cloud of dust.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп called the governor of Guam to reassure him that his island is safe from nuclear attack by North Korea.

Guam’s Governor Eddie Calvo posted a speaker-phone video on his Facebook page, where Трамп says, “We are with you a thousand percent … You are safe.”

When asked how the U.S. could stop a nuclear weapon already in flight to hit Guam, Трамп hung up. Reports say that he had to go play golf.

Aides for the Трамп regime dispute that account, and say that Трамп hung up because it was time for his ice-cream. “He’s on vacation, so he gets three scoops,” Steve Bannon said from the dungeon sarcophagus he sleeps in regularly to conserve his strength.

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Charlottesville remains on edge ahead of ‘Unite the Right’ rally
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/12/us/charlottesville-white-nationalists-rally/index.html

Texas Has the Highest Maternal Mortality Rate in the Developed World. Why?http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-has-highest-maternal-mortality-rate-developed-world-why-n791671

Trump assures Guam governor, says ‘We’re behind you 1,000 percent’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/12/trump-assures-guam-governor-says-were-behind-you-1-000-percent/561807001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.29

 

White House chief of staff Reince Priebus handed in his resignation to popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп yesterday.

Priebus has a new job lined up marketing his line of shampoo for dogs.

“Does your dog smell horrible? Try Reince Priebus to get your cocker-spaniel smelling great! Yes, Reince Priebus can get the stink out of anything!”

Sources say that Reince Priebus dog shampoo can’t actually get the stink out of anything.

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Retired Marine General and current Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly is the new White House chief of staff for Donald Трамп. Reports say he’s planning to inject discipline into the team.

An anonymous White House source said Трамп was really excited about the idea of injecting discipline, until he realized that it meant everyone was probably going to start doing push-ups in the morning.

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On Twitter yesterday, Senator Chris Murphy (D-CT) said, “I ran into John McCain as we walked underground to the Senate for the final vote. Someday I’ll get to tell my grandkids what he said to me.”

Aides said that McCain told Murphy, “When I die, my brain will get put into a robot powered by ice-cream.”

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Priebus latest high-profile departure from Trump admin
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/28/politics/reince-priebus-chief-of-staff/index.html

New White House chief of staff Kelly is a combat leader who will try to impose discipline
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/07/28/new-trump-chief-staff-john-kelly-general-who-can-impose-order/521899001/

I ran into John McCain as we walked underground to the Senate for the final vote. Someday I’ll get to tell my grandkids what he said to me.
https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/890810835408363520

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.26

 

Senate Republicans voted Tuesday afternoon to advance to floor debate on their effort to hurt millions of people by repealing the Affordable Care Act thanks to a tie-breaking from Vice President and probable head vampire Mike Pence. Senator John McCain, recently diagnosed with brain cancer, returned to the Senate to vote to help ensure a tie-vote that Pence could break. It looked like Pence had the Senate in his thrall …

… But then a few hours later, the Senate voted 43 to 57 to decisively reject a Republican proposal to repeal-and-replace Obamacare, a sign of the chaos expected to envelop Capitol Hill as GOP leaders work to find a plan their conference can agree to.

Experts say that Pence plans to visit several Republican Senators in the middle of the night to drain their blood, in order to put them more closely under his thrall.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп declassified a secret CIA program to arm Syrian rebels in a series of tweets attacking The Washington Post Monday night.

Трамп tweeted, “The Amazon Washington Post fabricated the facts on my ending massive, dangerous, and wasteful payments to Syrian rebels fighting Assad……” He went on to call the Post’s stories “Fake News” and accused the paper of being a “Lobbyist for Amazon and taxes.”

White House aides say that Трамп is planning to declassify other secret U.S. programs, but needs to confer with his manager, Russian President Vladimir Putin, on which program is the most important to reveal first.

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Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is “taking a little time off,” according to State Department spokeswoman Heather Nauert. The announcement was made amid reports that Tillerson was resigning as Secretary of State.

The State Department said that former Exxon CEO Tillerson just needs, “3, maybe 4 years to recuperate,” before he’d even THINK of going back to work.

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Senate rejects proposal to repeal and replace Obamacare
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/25/politics/senate-health-care-vote/index.html

Did Trump Declassify a Secret CIA Program With a Tweet?http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/did-trump-just-declassify-secret-cia-program-tweet-n786381

Sec. of State Tillerson ‘taking a little time off’ but not resigning
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/07/25/rex-tillerson-taking-little-time-off/510355001/

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