YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.10.08

Donald Трамп attacked Senator Bob Corker (R-TN) in a series of tweets Sunday, days after Corker publicly criticized him.

“It’s a shame the White House has become an adult day care center. Someone obviously missed their shift this morning,” Corker wrote.

Aides for Corker say he’s considering a job in the White House’s diaper changing station after he loses his job as Senator.

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American Nazi Richard Spencer and a handful of people held another “tiki-torch rally” in Charlottesville, Virginia.

When asked if they were commemorating their organization’s murder of Heather Heyer in August, Spencer replied, “No, this is just a regular hate rally against black people, Latino people, anyone brown.”

It’s unclear at this time when national news media will start simply describing people like Spencer as, “American Nazis.”

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The National Rifle Association said Sunday it opposes any legislation to ban the use of “bump stocks” on semi-automatic weapons. A bump stock helped an elderly white man murder 58 people in Las Vegas recently.

Rather than focus on gun control, Congress will instead focus on banning birth control for women, because a lot of people in America have lost their minds.

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Trump trashes outgoing Republican Sen. Bob Corker
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/08/politics/donald-trump-bob-corker-tweets/index.html

White Nationalist Richard Spencer Leads Torch-Carrying Crowd in Charlottesville
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/white-nationalist-richard-spencer-leads-torch-carrying-crowd-charlottesville-n808766

NRA: Trump administration, not Congress, should ban ‘bump stocks’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/10/08/nra-trump-administration-not-congress-should-ban-bump-stocks/744138001/

Trump undermines U.S. birth control coverage requirement
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-religion/trump-eviscerates-health-insurance-birth-control-mandate-idUSKBN1CB1XZ

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.09.27

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened war with North Korea this morning, threatening to use “devastating” military action over the movement of a small number of North Korean fighter jets, external fuel tanks and air-to-air missiles to a base on the hermit kingdom’s eastern coast.

CNN described the warning as “familiar” this morning, treating the news as casual and ordinary.

CNN is later planning to publish a story today, “Is the News Media normalizing Donald Трамп’s behavior? We don’t think so, but what do you think? Click here to subscribe.”

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Carmen Yulin Cruz, mayor of Puerto Rico’s capital city San Juan, asked for urgent help as she expressed frustration with the speed at which rescuers were being set to work on the hurricane-ravaged U.S. territory.

“This is a big S.O.S for anybody out there,” Carmen Yulin Cruz told MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow on Tuesday night, “a plea for this help, which is right here, to get moving.”

Aides to the Трамп regime said that Donald Трамп reportedly has, “help Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands,” on his to-do list, but has a few more pressing concerns to deal with, first.

Among these ahead of helping victims in Puerto Rico and the U.S. Virgin Islands are …

 

  • Complain about the NFL
  • Delete Tweets that make him look stupid
  • Threaten North Korea
  • New Strategy to Take Away Health Care from Poor People
  • Dump Ivanka and Jared from Will
  • Ask Donald Трамп Jr. how his meeting with Russian buddies went while Secret Service protection was turned off
  • Get Ice Cream
  • Anonymously Send Steve Bannon can of moldy spam with note that says, “You!”
  • Ask Jeff Sessions about ‘what’s going on with you and the blacks?’
  • Ask Ben Carson about Football.
  • Get Barron a haircut, use cuttings to weave into my own hair
  • Get Facial?
  • Get “Other kind of” Facial?
  • Golfing!
  • Eat meatloaf.
  • Get Ice cream again.

 

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The Трамп regime denied a request Tuesday to suspend shipping restrictions that would allow more fuel and emergency supplies to reach Puerto Rico.

When asked why they’re doing that, a White House spokesperson said, “Because we’re jerks. I mean, why are you guys asking this kind of thing, now? It’s always the same answer. We’re jerks.”

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PBS has a good article about relief you can get to Puerto Rico, please read it, and find an organization you can help!

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Trump warns of ‘devastating’ military option as North Korea moves jets
http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/26/politics/trump-north-korea-moves-fighters-missiles-fuel-tanks/index.html

Mayor Issues ‘S.O.S.’ as Puerto Ricans Scramble to Help Most Vulnerable
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/puerto-ricans-scramble-help-most-vulnerable-residents-supplies-dwindle-n805006

Why Puerto Rico is being denied shipping deliveries of fuel
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/09/27/trump-administration-denies-request-ease-shipping-fuel-deliveries-puerto-rico/707448001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.15

US spy satellites spotted a mobile missile launcher capable of launching an intermediate range ballistic missile being aimed at Guam in preparation for a possible launch.

Officials in the Трамп regime are preparing for a probable Twitter tantrum from Donald Трамп in response. Said one official, “Трамп is hoping to provoke a launch on Guam by noon today, before he heads back to his golf course in New Jersey.”

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NBC News reported that hundreds of protesters gathered along Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue near  Трамп Tower on Monday evening, shouting angry slogans and holding signs with crossed-out swastikas and Confederate imagery.

Another way to report this headline would be, “Thousands of demonstrators gathered near Трамп Tower on Monday for four hours, condemning the bigotry of Donald Трамп.”

When asked how they came up with their estimate of hundreds, a spokesperson for NBC News said, “technically a thousand people is like 10 hundred, so, we like stand by that.”

NOTE: I was there, it was 1,000-2,000 people packed on the sidewalks.

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Intel CEO Brian Krzanich stepped down from the Трамп Regime’s business advisory council late Monday over Donald Трамп’s lack of response to a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia.

A spokesperson for the Трамп regime said they’re planning to ask the head of white nationalist website The Daily Stormer to replace Mr. Krzanich. “I couldn’t even pronounce that guys name anyway!” Трамп shouted from a toilet in Трамп Tower as he prepared to Трамп Tweet.

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US spy satellites detect activity in N. Korea
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/08/14/north-korea-spy-satellite-sciutto-dnt-tsr.cnn

NYC Protesters to Trump After Charlottesville: ‘You Have Blood On Your Hands’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/protesters-trump-after-charlottesville-you-have-blood-your-hands-n792696

Intel CEO joins Merck, Under Armour in quitting Trump’s jobs council
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/08/15/intel-ceo-joins-merck-under-armour-quitting-trumps-jobs-council/567606001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.07

This morning North Korea said it will launch “thousands-fold” revenge against the United States, after the United Nations Security Council unanimously approved tough new sanctions Saturday, including a ban on coal and other exports worth over $1 billion.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said Monday that, “The best signal that North Korea could give us that they’re prepared to talk would be to stop these missile launches.”

Pretty sure that threatening to launch a thousands-fold revenge is not a sign that anyone wants to talk. Heckuva job you’re doing on the peace front there, Tillie.

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Today the New York Times reported that many politicians will bend the truth to make a point, but that Трамп lies more than any other modern politician in history.

Later today, the New York Times will report that water is wet.

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On Friday Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп started a 17-day vacation at his resort golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. The regime was quick to note that this is a “working” vacation, so Трамп will still do some of what he considers the President’s job..

Among the things Трамп plans to do on his vacation while working are …

 

  • Golfing
  • Tweeting
  • Lying to reporters about how much someone says they liked his speech
  • Tweeting while Golfing
  • Eating three scoops of ice-cream
  • Golfing while tweeting

 

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North Korea threatens ‘thousands-fold’ revenge against U.S. for sanctions
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/07/north-korea-threatens-revenge-against-u-s-sanctions/544226001/

Many Politicians Lie. But Trump Has Elevated the Art of Fabrication.
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/07/us/politics/lies-trump-obama-mislead.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region&region=top-news&WT.nav=top-news

As Trump plays golf, trouble brews
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40829988

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.28

 

Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell’s latest attempt to replace Obamacare with Trumpcare failed last night during a dramatic vote. McConnell and the Republican Party wrote a new bill late last night, and the vote failed by just three Republican votes from Senators John McCain, Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins.

McConnell and his fellow Republicans were devastated that they weren’t able to take away health care from millions of Americans, and have vowed to kick some puppies this morning until they get their next chance to hurt millions of men, women and children.

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Right next to headlines about the failure of Republicans to repeal and replace Obamacare, CNN ran a headline about Anthony Scaramucci that read, “The 8 wildest storylines from The Mooch’s first week on the job.”

I mean, what could go wrong by downplaying the serious danger of having an unhinged alleged-billionaire lunatic in the halls of power in Washington D.C., right CNN?

It’s almost like CNN doesn’t remember running similar headlines about popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп a year ago.

CNN is basically like that friend at a party who’s pretty smart and okay to talk to most of the time, but then sometimes gets blackout drunk then ALWAYS decides to pee in someone’s bed when that happens.

Then says, “I mean, I don’t remember peeing in your bed but like someone shouldn’t have let me in that room in the first place. Can we talk about Hillary’s emails?”

Anyway, Anthony Scaramucci is a deranged lunatic, which is why he fits so well in Трамп’s White House.

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This just in, Federal investigators are close to revealing some of Donald Трамп’s most closely guarded secrets through their probe of his dealings with Russian nationals and government agents. Among those secrets are how much money he REALLY makes, which Russian mobsters he does business with and how much money he owes to the aforementioned politically-connected Russian mobsters.

Still a secret: The number of hours and people it takes each day to construct his combover!

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GOP Obamacare repeal bill fails in dramatic late-night vote
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/27/politics/health-care-debate-thursday/index.html

The 8 wildest storylines from The Mooch’s first week on the job
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/28/politics/anthony-scaramucci-wild-week/index.html

Russia probe could reveal Trump’s closest-held secrets
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/27/russia-investigation-delves-into-trumps-most-guarded-business-secrets/515961001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.17

 

Senator John McCain (R-AZ) is recovering at home following surgery at the Mayo Clinic Hospital in Phoenix to remove a blood clot above his left eye. The bone above his eye was opened to gain access to his brain to remove the clot.

There’s no word yet on whether surgeons were able to see the part of his brain that continues to support President Трамп’s policies.

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Conservative pundit and throat model Ann Coulter sent some angry tweets to Delta Airlines after her reserved seat was given to another passenger. Delta later agreed to refund the additional $30 Coulter paid for her reserved seat, and explained her rudeness was unnecessary.

In April, Coulter felt differently about airlines changing passenger seats when it came to Dr. David Dao, who was famously kicked out of his seat by United Airlines, then given a concussion while being forcibly removed from the flight.

Coulter said then that she was, “Sorry about the dragging, but the convicted pill-mill doctor should be deported. Dreamland.”

Presumably, Coulter would’ve been okay with Delta changing her seat ONLY if she was beaten, dragged off the flight, then sent to live in Mexico.

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USA Today put a question on the front page of their website today, “At this six-month milestone, can Трамп turn around his struggling presidency?”

After approximately 1,500 words, the answer was, no kidding, Трамп is a D-Plus President. So, No, he can’t turn around his struggling presidency.

There’s no word yet on why USA Today needed 1,500 words to say No.

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McCain’s blood clot may be more significant than first thought
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/17/health/mccain-blood-clot-surgery-significant-bn/index.html

Delta Calls Ann Coulter Tweetstorm ‘Unacceptable and Unnecessary’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/delta-calls-ann-coulter-tweetstorm-unacceptable-unnecessary-n783566

Sorry about the dragging, but the convicted pill-mill doctor should be deported. Dreamland
https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/851892256642523136

Analysis: At the six-month milestone, can Trump turn around his struggling presidency?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/16/analysis-six-months-can-trump-turn-around-his-presidency/478470001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.16

 

In Solebury Township, PA, two young men of wealth, Cosmo Dinardo, 20, and Sean Kratz, also 20, were arrested for murdering four people over a marijuana deal gone bad. Dinardo graduated from Holy Ghost Preparatory School in 2015.

A spokesperson for CNN said they plan on showing smiling yearbook photos of the suspects within the next week, along with quotes talking about how nice the two young men were and how the murders they committed shouldn’t ruin the rest of their lives.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s job approval rating in the American counties that fueled his 2016 victory stands at 50 percent, according to a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll. Fifty percent of adults in “Трамп Country” approve of his job performance.

In a related poll, fifty percent of adults in Трамп Country huff gasoline regularly while watching ‘Wheel of Fortune’ and trying to make up funny answers to the puzzles.

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The Трамп regime has raised nearly $12 million for his 2020 re-election campaign, but have already spent more than $677,000 in “legal consulting” fees between April and June according to recently filed Federal Election Commission reports.

A spokesperson for the Трамп regime said, “Yeah, it’s all for Russia-related legal defenses, but man, just wait until the photos of that prostitute he paid to pee on a mattress that Obama slept in are made public, they’ll–” before being whisked out of the room by Agents of HYDRA.

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Small-town Pennsylvania left ‘disoriented, in shock’ by grisly murders
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/16/us/pennsylvania-missing-men-community/index.html

Trump’s Approval Stands at 50 Percent in the Counties That Fueled His Win
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/trump-s-approval-stands-50-percent-counties-fueled-his-win-n783151

Trump campaign shoulders big legal bills as Russia probes rapidly expand
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/07/15/trump-campaign-shoulders-big-legal-bills-russia-probes-rapidly-expand/481981001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.03

 

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп and Russian President Vladimir Putin will meet face-to-face publicly at the G20 summit in Germany.  US intelligence agencies have repeatedly told U.S. citizens that Putin was behind last year’s election and to help Трамп take power. H.R. McMaster has said there’s “no agenda,” for the meeting.

Sources say that this means the agenda is basically a check-in from Putin on how Трамп’s doing, and to see if there’s anything Putin can help Трамп with to make his job easier. The outcome of the meeting is expected to be a set of goals for Трамп to accomplish next year. Putin is expected to give Трамп a 3.5% cost-of-living adjustment raise for his work on behalf of the Russian government.

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Thousands of people around the United States gathered on Sunday, two days before Independence Day, to call on Congress to impeach popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп.

A handful of counter-protestors arrived at some meetings to show support for the President, including some guy named Jack Lloyd who was quoted by NBC news. “There’s no reason at this point to impeach the president. He’s committed no crimes. There’s no reason,” Lloyd told NBC station KXAN. “I don’t think they understand what impeachment is.”

NBC was quick to make sure that counterprotestors were given air-time and quotes, as opposed to the protestors who outnumbered them 10 to 1 or more in some cases.

When asked how this creates balance, a spokesperson for NBC News said, “We want both sides to look equal. If we reported it straight, it might look like one side is clearly right in the conflict, and that’s just not objective for some reason that no one can remember anymore.”

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42% of Americans are “alarmed” over Russian meddling in the 2016 election according to a USA TODAY/Suffolk University Poll finds. The finding is amidst rising anxiety about the strange ‘leadership’ from the Republican Party in Washington D.C. An additional 33% feel “uneasy.” Only 11% of those polled felt “excited.”

After being briefed on the news, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп screamed, “Uneasy? You want to try uneasy, try having Melania around giving you eyeballs every time you have an extra scoop of ice-cream, which isn’t really an extra scoop. I got Putin’s people on me because I’m not moving quick enough to let them drill for oil, I got the Senate bugging me, you want uneasy, I’ll show you uneasy!”

The President left the room quickly after that tirade, and did not flush the toilet.

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Trump, Putin and the meeting that could shape the world
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/03/politics/trump-putin-meeting-could-shape-the-world/index.html

Protesters Rally in Dozens of Cities to Call for Trump’s Impeachment
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/protesters-rally-dozens-cities-call-trump-s-impeachment-n779131

Poll: How are we feeling about Washington? Try ‘alarmed’ and ‘uneasy’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/29/poll-donald-trump-washington-republicans-alarmed-uneasy-russia-investigation/103269454/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.29

 

Media pundits and news outlets around the world were shocked by a shocking series of shocking tweets sent out this morning by popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. In the series of unhinged tweets, Трамп blasted Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski for asking him for an interview at at Mar-a-Lago around the New Year’s Eve holiday while bleeding from her face.

“She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!” Трамп wrote on Twitter. This is another person that Трамп has attempted to bait into a confrontation in the media, just days after a similar tirade against former President Barrack Obama failed to solicit a reaction.

Various accounts of the meeting indicate that Mika Brzezinski wasn’t bleeding from her face, and that Трамп had said yes to the request for an interview at the time. Everyone from CNN to the BBC has noted the President’s shocking statements. Notably absent from these stories is any context of the other sexually aggressive, false, and lewd statements Трамп has said about women his entire life.

Pundits believe that the media will forget about his sexist comments about Mika Brzezinski in a week, possibly less if Трамп decides to attack someone else on Twitter.

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Speaking of awful things that popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп doesn’t want to talk about, the Supreme Court voted to uphold parts of his Muslim Travel Ban.

The State Department on Thursday determined who will be allowed into the U.S. from Iran, Sudan, Syria, Libya, Somalia and Yemen. People from those countries must prove a relationship with a parent, spouse, child, adult son or daughter, son-in-law, daughter-in-law or sibling already in the U.S. to enter the country. In addition, all existing visas will still be honored, State Department officials confirmed.

The court is expected to make a final ruling this year on the Constitutionality of banning people by ethnicity.

When told that his ban was going into effect, Трамп reportedly told staffers, “Did you see what Mika Bukowski said? She said I made it up. I never lie, I have the best brain, the best brain. Can you, get me Vladimir Putin on the phone. Yes, VLADIMIR PUTIN. I want to talk to him about this. It’s unbelievable. SHE HAD A FACE LIFT AND IT WAS BLEEDING. I saw it. Putin has all those listening devices at Mar-A-Lago, and those spy cameras, someone had to have a good picture and some tapes of it all. I checked my tapes, someone screwed something up because it’s not there. She’s the worst. Mike Breshneviskivick is fake news. She’s fake news!”

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Y’know, I gotta be honest here. On the one hand, it should always be shocking when someone acts like this. On the other hand, Трамп has literally raped women and bragged about sexual assault … and that RARELY gets mentioned when these stories happen. It sometimes feels like a lot of media outlets are dementia patients … sort of remembering some things, forgetting other things at crucial times. As for Трамп? He clearly thinks he’s on Celebrity Big Brother or possibly “The Real Househusbands of Washington, D.C.” He’s dying for that headline tomorrow, “Mika punches back, Трамп fires off …” that kind of thing.

Because, that man does NOT want to actually do the job of being President. At all. What he wants is the branding of the Presidency. And the longer he’s in the job, the more he’s going to take from that brand. It’s what he does. It’s what he’s always done.

Anyway, have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Trump tweets shocking assault on Brzezinski, Scarborough
http://money.cnn.com/2017/06/29/media/mika-brzezinski-donald-trump-tweet/index.html

U.S. Defines Who Can Enter Under Travel Ban
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/u-s-defines-who-can-enter-under-travel-ban-n778031

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.21

 

Republican Karen Handel is the newest Congresswoman after winning the Georgia 6th District special election. Handel replaces former Congressman Tom Price, who is currently serving in the regime of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп. Price won reelection to GA-6 in November 2016 with 201,088 votes, or 61.7% of the total. Handel won the special election with 134,595, or 51.9% of the vote, beating challenger Jon Ossoff by just over 10,000 votes. By some kind of coincidence, Ossoff also got almost the exact same vote total that Rodney Stookberry got in 2016. Handel was the former Secretary of State for Georgia; Ossoff’s prior experience in government was as a legislative aide to Democrat Hank Johnson (GA-6).

Instapundits around the country had hot-takes galore on the outcome! Republicans see this as a victory for Трамп’s policies nationally. Democrats are split on the proper hottake this morning, with some saying it was a near victory, and others saying that Ossoff was too centrist of a candidate.

When asked, “How do you explain that Ossoff got almost the same vote total as Stookberry?” none of the Instanpundits had an answer, because literally no one in media knows what they’re talking about this morning about the Georgia 6th Congressional District Race, other than Karen Handel won.

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Senator Kamala Harris released a summer playlist in the style of former President Barrack Obama, just in time to commemorate African-American Music Appreciation Month. Her playlist includes songs from Tupac, Dr. Dre, Al Green, the Jackson 5, and “Check the Rhime” by A Tribe Called Quest.

White House sources say that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is considering releasing his own Spotify playlist to represent his current mood over the ongoing Russia investigation. The playlist is just one track on an endless loop, with the sound of a truck scraping along a pavement while Jim Carrey screams.

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A NATO F-16 attempted to approach the plane of Russian Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu in the Baltic Sea before being chased off by a Russian Su-27 fighter jet, according Russian media this morning. The Su-27, “displayed its weapons,” to the F-16, which then flew away.

A Pentagon spokesman referred questions on the incident to NATO, which had no immediate comment on the reports.

When briefed on the incident, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп reportedly said, “Y’know, I don’t get buzzed. I don’t get buzzed. I never drink. I don’t do drugs. Not a one. You know what I get buzzed on? Winning! That’s what I do. Like the way that Charlie Sheen, is it Martin? Martin Sheen? He was on that sitcom. Anyway, I get buzzed, and I’m winning, just like Martin Sheen did on that sitcom where he was President. Also, not a fan of Martin Sheen. Not a fan at all.”

The President then flushed the toilet and stopped talking to the Television as he left the restroom.

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Georgia race: Republicans jittery about health care breathe sigh of relief
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/21/politics/republicans-health-care-georgia-win/index.html

Georgia’s 6th Congressional District election, 2016
https://ballotpedia.org/Georgia%27s_6th_Congressional_District_election,_2016

Georgia’s 6th Congressional District special election, 2017
https://ballotpedia.org/Georgia%27s_6th_Congressional_District_special_election,_2017

Sen. Kamala Harris Drops Her Summer Spotify Playlist
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/sen-kamala-harris-drops-her-summer-spotify-playlist-n774631

Reports: NATO jet buzzes Russian defense minister’s plane
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/06/21/reports-nato-jet-buzzes-russian-defense-ministers-plane/103062036/

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