A man scaled a fence at Los Angeles International Airport then ran up to an airplane. The man shut-down the entire airport. Police believe he was high when he pulled the stunt.
When asked why police didn’t shoot the man, a spokesperson for the LAPD said, “He was a white guy, duh,” before being whisked out of the room.
U.S. and U.N. sanctions on the Foreign Trade Bank, North Korea’s primary foreign exchange bank, were preventing the country “from honoring its obligation as a U.N. member state by hindering even normal activities such as payment of the U.N. contribution,” the North Korean mission said in a statement late on Friday.
In response, the U.N. said that if they renew their dues today, they can get a 24 month subscription, along with a free tote bag!
North Korea said they’d think about it.
An Israeli fighter jet, under fire from Syrian anti-aircraft batteries, crashed Saturday as Israel mounted a heavy military response to what it said was the incursion of its airspace by an Iranian drone. This could be a precursor to a broader war in the Middle East.
When asked about the tense situation, Donald Trump said, “C’mon, I’m trying to watch the Olympics! Ask me on Monday, come on you guys!”
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
Man scales fence, runs to plane at LAX
North Korea says it is unable to pay U.N. dues, blames sanctions
Israel launches ‘large-scale attack’ on Iranian targets in Syria
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