YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.15

US spy satellites spotted a mobile missile launcher capable of launching an intermediate range ballistic missile being aimed at Guam in preparation for a possible launch.

Officials in the Трамп regime are preparing for a probable Twitter tantrum from Donald Трамп in response. Said one official, “Трамп is hoping to provoke a launch on Guam by noon today, before he heads back to his golf course in New Jersey.”

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NBC News reported that hundreds of protesters gathered along Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue near  Трамп Tower on Monday evening, shouting angry slogans and holding signs with crossed-out swastikas and Confederate imagery.

Another way to report this headline would be, “Thousands of demonstrators gathered near Трамп Tower on Monday for four hours, condemning the bigotry of Donald Трамп.”

When asked how they came up with their estimate of hundreds, a spokesperson for NBC News said, “technically a thousand people is like 10 hundred, so, we like stand by that.”

NOTE: I was there, it was 1,000-2,000 people packed on the sidewalks.

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Intel CEO Brian Krzanich stepped down from the Трамп Regime’s business advisory council late Monday over Donald Трамп’s lack of response to a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia.

A spokesperson for the Трамп regime said they’re planning to ask the head of white nationalist website The Daily Stormer to replace Mr. Krzanich. “I couldn’t even pronounce that guys name anyway!” Трамп shouted from a toilet in Трамп Tower as he prepared to Трамп Tweet.

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US spy satellites detect activity in N. Korea
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/08/14/north-korea-spy-satellite-sciutto-dnt-tsr.cnn

NYC Protesters to Trump After Charlottesville: ‘You Have Blood On Your Hands’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/protesters-trump-after-charlottesville-you-have-blood-your-hands-n792696

Intel CEO joins Merck, Under Armour in quitting Trump’s jobs council
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/08/15/intel-ceo-joins-merck-under-armour-quitting-trumps-jobs-council/567606001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.12

A torch wielding mob of loud white supremacists marched through the University of Virginia campus Friday night.

Experts on CNN said that those torch wielding protestors were just feeling economic anxiety about emails.

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A recent report by NBC News noted that Texas’ maternal mortality rates are 35.8 per 100,000 live births as of 2014, according to a study in Obstetrics and Gynecology. In contrast maternal mortality in Japan was 5 per 100,000 live births in 2015. In Poland, it was just 3.

And while black mothers make up just 11 percent of Texas’ live births, they account for nearly 29 percent of the maternal deaths, the report found in 2016.

When it was suggested that maybe black women are under more stress than everyone else due to facing pressure from racism and sexism so perhaps that’s affecting maternal health, a Texas GOP law-maker coughed, tipped his cowboy hat, then rode away on a horse in a cloud of dust.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп called the governor of Guam to reassure him that his island is safe from nuclear attack by North Korea.

Guam’s Governor Eddie Calvo posted a speaker-phone video on his Facebook page, where Трамп says, “We are with you a thousand percent … You are safe.”

When asked how the U.S. could stop a nuclear weapon already in flight to hit Guam, Трамп hung up. Reports say that he had to go play golf.

Aides for the Трамп regime dispute that account, and say that Трамп hung up because it was time for his ice-cream. “He’s on vacation, so he gets three scoops,” Steve Bannon said from the dungeon sarcophagus he sleeps in regularly to conserve his strength.

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Charlottesville remains on edge ahead of ‘Unite the Right’ rally
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/12/us/charlottesville-white-nationalists-rally/index.html

Texas Has the Highest Maternal Mortality Rate in the Developed World. Why?http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-has-highest-maternal-mortality-rate-developed-world-why-n791671

Trump assures Guam governor, says ‘We’re behind you 1,000 percent’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/12/trump-assures-guam-governor-says-were-behind-you-1-000-percent/561807001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.11

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said during an impromptu press conference from his golf course in New Jersey that he could launch a military strike against Venezuela.

When asked what would make a war on Venezuela a certainty, a White House aide said, “A 10 point boost in the polls. A war with Venezuela might be more popular than a nuclear with Korea.”

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Speaking of North Korea, Donald Трамп said on Friday that North Korea “will not get away with it” if he does anything to hurt the people of the United States.

The jury is still out on whether Donald Трамп will get away with hurting the people of the U.S.

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The state Department of Civil Rights has opened a complaint against the Michigan man who has a “No foreigners” sign on his front lawn next to one reading “For sale by owner.” The sign violates state and federal laws against discrimination based on national origin, the department said in a release Thursday.

After being informed of the news, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III promised to divert funding for the investigation to helping the racist Michigan man print more signs.

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Trump says he won’t rule out military option in Venezuela
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/11/politics/trump-xi-north-korea/index.html

Trump Warns North Korea Leader ‘Will Not Get Away With What He’s Doing’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-us-military-locked-loaded-north-korea-n791721

‘No foreigners’ sign at house for sale draws investigation
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/11/no-foreigners-sign-house-sale-draws-investigation/561343001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.10

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened North Korea with “fire and fury” Tuesday if Pyongyang doesn’t stop threatening the United States. But can he launch a military strike on his own?

The only way to stop him would be if Congress asserted its authority and tried to stop him, so, I guess we can expect a new war any day now.

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After a visit by a Canadian peace delegation sent by Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, pastor Hyeon Soo Lim, who had been serving a life sentence in North Korea since 2015, was freed on “humanitarian” grounds because of his health, the country’s state-run news agency said.

When told about the successful diplomatic effort, and how it shows the power of diplomacy with even the most despotic regimes, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said, “Yeah, but, wars are more fun” before wandering away.

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The whole world is urging calm in the face of escalating tensions that could lead to a nuclear war in Korea between North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il and North Queens Conman Donald Трамп.

South Korean authorities have urged Pyongyang to enter into dialogue to ease tensions in the region. The Vatican’s former diplomatic representative to the United Nations also appealed for dialogue. China urged North Korea and the United States not to “play with fire.”

In response, the two men with bad haircuts plan to toss matches around the office.

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somehow, this is a little better

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Could Congress stop Trump from bombing North Korea?
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/09/politics/trump-bomb-north-korea-congress/index.html

Canada Confirms Pastor Hyeon Soo Lim Freed From North Korea
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/canada-confirms-pastor-hyeon-soo-lim-freed-north-korea-n791076

South Korea urges North to stop ‘threatening words’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/10/north-korea/554984001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.09

North Korea threatened to strike US military installations on the island of Guam after the US flew B-1B bombers over the Korean Peninsula Tuesday in a show of force. This was on the heels of Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп threatened to start a nuclear war with North Korea by forcing them to, “face fire and fury like the world has never seen” if Pyongyang keeps threatening the United States.

Reports say that Трамп is trying to start a nuclear war in order to improve his poll ratings and distract people from the probe into his ties with the Russian government.

The White House strongly denied that Трамп was trying to distract people from the investigation into his ties with the Russian government. “He’s just crazy and has lost his mind,” an aide told reporters before being dragged away by agents of HYDRA.

Трамп is expected to launch a first strike if his poll numbers drop to 29%.

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North Korea says it is “seriously reviewing” a plan to strike Guam with missiles — just hours after Donald Трамп told the regime that any threat to his regime would be met with “fire and fury.”

We should just stick both of these guys in a room for an all-you-can-eat ice-cream contest. Winner gets to cut the other guy’s hair.

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New Zealand’s premier admonished Donald Трамп for remarks “not helpful” in a “very tense” environment. Australia’s prime minister said “maximum economic pressure” was the only way to deal with North Korea. In Japan, where Nagasaki was marking the 72nd anniversary of the U.S. atomic bombing of the city, Mayor Tomihisa Taue said anxiety was spreading “that in the not too distant future these weapons could be used again.”

Boy, it’s a good thing when we had our election last November that the person who won the most votes wasn’t made President. I mean, imagine all the fun we’d be missing right now?

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North Korea vows nuclear war in US following President Trump’s threat of ‘fire and fury’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/09/politics/north-korea-donald-trump/index.html

North Korea Mulling Plan to Strike Guam, State Media Announces
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korea-mulling-plan-strike-guam-state-media-announces-n790996

‘Not helpful,’ Donald: World reaction to Trump’s ‘fire and fury’ comments
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/08/09/not-helpful-donald-world-reaction-trumps-fire-and-fury-comments/551491001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.30

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп went on Twitter this morning and said, “If Republican Senators are unable to pass what they are working on now, they should immediately REPEAL, and then REPLACE at a later date.”

Repealing the Affordable Care Act would cause massive destablization to the insurance market, which is already reeling due to non-payment of funds from Трамп’s White House. The most likely outcome of that destablization would be an increase in premiums.

Days after being elected, Трамп told CBS’s Lesley Stahl on “60 Minutes” that “It’ll be repeal and replace. It will be essentially, simultaneously. It will be various segments, you understand, but will most likely be on the same day or the same week, but probably, the same day, could be the same hour.” Трамп reiterated that position at a news conference as President-elect back in January. “We’re going to do it simultaneously. It’ll be just fine. We’re not going to have, like, a two-day period and we’re not going to have a two-year period where there’s nothing. It will be repealed and replaced.”

In related news, Donald Трамп once again told people that, yes, it’s his real hair up there and not a combover as everyone in the world with two eyes and a brain realized years ago.

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Just hours after popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s travel order went into effect, the state of Hawaii went to federal court Thursday to challenge it, saying the order barred too many people.

The Supreme Court ruled Monday that Трамп’s order could be enforced in part until the court makes a final ruling on the order later this year. The order went into effect at 8 p.m. ET on Thursday.

In response Donald Трамп is planning to invade Hawaii as early as Sunday. He reportedly told aides from his private toilet in the White House, “Honolulu is clearly an ISIS training ground, because Barry Obama is from there, and we all know he founded ISIS, I have a good brain, my hands are huge, healthcare is easy, I love ice-cream, so let’s bomb Hawaii and keep America Safe Again!”

Donald Трамп then left the toilet without remembering to flush.

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An investigation by the international chemical weapons watchdog Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons confirmed Friday that sarin nerve gas was used in a deadly April 4 attack on the Syrian town of Khan Sheikhoun, the latest confirmation of chemical weapons use in Syria’s civil war. The attack on Khan Sheikhoun killed more than 90 men, women and children, and sparked outrage around the world.

“I strongly condemn this atrocity, which wholly contradicts the norms enshrined in the Chemical Weapons Convention,” OPCW Director-General Ahmet Uzumcu said in a statement. “The perpetrators of this horrific attack must be held accountable for their crimes.”

After being briefed on the news, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп exploded with outrage and screamed, “You know what the real atrocity is? Mika Brankowski’s face lift, she HAD A FACE LIFT, it’s a fact, but is that getting printed? Is it? We should just bomb Syria, to hell with it, just carpet bomb the whole place. You know what has great carpets, by the way? Mar-A-Lago. Let’s go now. Let’s go. Don’t tell Melania or that guy she’s with. Who’s that young guy that’s been hanging around her? You said he’s a Baron? Huh, he looks a little young to be a Baron, I always think of Barons as these really old guys, y’know? I should be a Baron. Baron Von Трамп. Let’s go get some meatloaf.”

It’s day 160 of the Трамп Regime!

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Seriously, has anyone ever seen or heard Donald Трамп flush a toilet? Until I see proof, I’m going to just assume he doesn’t and leaves it to other people.

Keep calling your 2 Senators and your Representative about Health Care! And afterwards, if you get a chance to talk to your member of Congress, ask them about Representative Barbara Lee’s amendment to a recent House Appropriations Bill that would repeal the 2001 Authorized Use of Military Force, and encourage them to support her amendment. It would end President Трамп’s broad, sweeping powers to engage in overseas wars that no President should have.

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Trump: If GOP health care bill fails, repeal Obamacare now, replace later
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/30/politics/trump-healthcare-bill-twitter/index.html

Hawaii Challenges Enforcement of Trump Travel Order
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lawyers-immigrant-groups-brace-enforcement-trump-travel-ban-n778361

OPCW probe: Sarin used in deadly attack in Syria
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/06/30/opcw-probe-sarin-used-deadly-attack-syria/442056001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.06.20

 

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп’s nominee to replace James Comey as director of the FBI, Christopher Wray, redacted and removed parts of his biography on January 12, 2017 on the website of the law firm King and Spalding just as he was nominated.

The detail that Wrap decided to hide? He presented an American energy executive in 2006 who was being criminally investigated by the Russian government.

When told about the story, Трамп threw cans of Diet Coke at his television and screamed, “He shoulda just told people! I told people that I grabbed that chick and they made me President anyway!”

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An armed Russian fighter jet intercepted a U.S. reconnaissance aircraft over the Baltic Sea on Monday, three U.S. defense officials told NBC News.

The Russian aircraft flew within a few feet of the U.S. Air Force RC-135, the officials said, characterizing the interaction as both unsafe and unprofessional. The armed Russian aircraft was operating at a high rate of speed and the pilot had “poor control,” according to the official.

This comes on the heels of rising tensions over Syria. The U.S. military under the watch of popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп recently shot down a Syrian military aircraft. In response, Russia began targeting U.S. warplanes in the region. This is the third illegal military strike against Syrian targets made by the U.S. under Трамп; at present, the United States has not formally declared war against Syria.

White House sycophant and theoretical press secretary Sean Spicer said the near collision was, “Not a big deal! It’s just Russia reminding everyone that they’ve already gotten what they want from President Трамп, so now it’s time for phase 2, which–” Spicer was interrupted before he could finish his statement, as agents of HYDRA swept into the room, destroyed all the recorders, then sent everyone away.

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Speaking of rising Syrian tensions, another Syrian warplane was shot down by U.S. coalition forces on Tuesday. An armed Syrian drone, a Shaheed-129, was shot down by an F-15E Strike Eagle after it “displayed hostile intent and advanced on coalition forces,” the U.S. military said in a statement. This is the fourth attack against the Syrian military by U.S. forces, despite no declaration of war between the United States and Syria.

When told that his regime is committing war crimes, and that we’re on the verge of a possible world war centered in Syria, popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said, “You know, Melania doesn’t like it when I eat two scoops of ice cream. She doesn’t. She said it makes it harder to keep Barron eating healthy. She does that Goopy thing, what is it? That Gwyneth Paltrow, her Goopy thing, Melania’s into it. That Gwyneth Pablo, is she from Mexico? If Gwyneth Pablo is from Mexico, she’s going to get to stay, because, Melania needs her Goopy. You know what I need? I need my second scoop of ice cream and for these witch hunts to end.”

Haha, yeah. The United States has fired on Syria four times since Трамп became Commander-in-Chief, and there’s been no formal declaration of war. And Russia is their main ally. Haha. Yeah.

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FBI Director nominee removed reference to case involving Russian government from law firm bio
http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/20/politics/kfile-fbi-nominee-law-firm-bio/index.html

Russian Jet Comes Within Feet of U.S. Spy Plane
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/russian-jet-comes-within-feet-u-s-spy-plane-n774531

U.S. warplane blasts Syrian drone from sky
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/06/20/united-states-warplane-blasts-syria-drone-sky/103033150/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.09

Officials in the regime of  popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп are planning to restart the war in Afghanistan, with a potential US troop increase in between 3,000 and 5,000 soldiers.

White House officials are hoping that restarting the war in Afghanistan will boost Трамп’s poll numbers by 5 to 10 points.

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Former Acting Attorney General Sally Q. Yates testified to the Senate yesterday and said told the White House that General Michael Flynn’s lies about meeting with the Russian ambassador made him ripe for blackmail. The White House didn’t fire General Flynn until 18 days after that meeting, after the story had made national news.

When asked about why they had ignored Yates warnings, a Трамп regime spokesman rolled his eyes, made a jerk-off motion, and said, “Chicks, amIright?”

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Human right’s lawyer Moon Jae-in won South Korea’s presidential election Tuesday after his two main rivals conceded. President Moon told his supporters, “I will build a new nation. I will make a great Korea, A proud Korea. And I will be the proud president of such a proud nation.”

When informed of Moon Jae-In’s electoral victory, Donald Трамп looked skeptical and said, “Wait a minute, that’s not the President of Korea, the President of Korea has a bowl cut and looks like one of the three stooges.”

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Latest on Afghanistan options expected to hit Trump’s desk this week
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/08/politics/afghanistan-troop-increase-trump-options/index.html

Ex-AG Yates Details Meetings with White House on Flynn, Russia
http://www.nbcnews.com/video/ex-ag-yates-details-meetings-with-white-house-on-flynn-russia-938974787885

South Korea’s new president Moon Jae-in could rattle U.S. relations
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/05/09/south-korea-presidential-election/101458710/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.08

CNN reported today that President Barack Obama warned popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп not to hire retired Lt. Gen. Michael Flynn as the new National Security Adviser during their Oval Office meeting on November 10, 2016.

Members of the Трамп regime are now claiming that Flynn’s hiring is Obama’s fault. One regime spokesperson said during a phone call, “Трамп does everything the opposite of Obama, and Obama knows that, so this is clearly his fault.”

When prompted, the spokesperson said Obama is also to blame for the situation in North Korea, the death of civilians in Yemen, and more.

The CNN reporter then noticed that it appeared Трамп was speaking into the phone, giving the answers. The reporter asked, “Mr. Трамп, is that you?” The caller then screamed, “THAT’S FAKE NEWS!” then promptly hung up.

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Speaking of bad decisions, it looks like a strategy that popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп is using for his portion of the neverending war on ISIS terrorists is backfiring in the Middle East. Трамп has said multiple times that he wants to keep “safe zones” for refguees in or near their home countries as Middle Eastern citizens get displaced by war.

One such “safe zone” is Al Rukban, a refugee camp on the Syrian and Jordan border filled with 80,000 people trapped in it. Rukban has become such a hotbed of ISIS activity that Jordanian military helicopters won’t fly over it for fear of being shot down by ISIS fighters.

The commander of Jordan’s army in the area, Brigadier General Sami Kafawin, told NBC News that militants there, “have whole weapons systems … small arms, RPGs, anti-aircraft … They consider the camp a safe haven. We consider it an imminent threat.”

Nobody in the White House has told Donald Трамп about General Kafawin’s comments, out of fear that it may make Трамп lose concentration on the golf course. And boy, does Трамп get angry if he doesn’t get a game of golf in and beat his handicap!

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Former Acting Attorney General and career Department of Justice prosecutor Sally Yates is expected to recount to a Senate panel a January 26, 2017 meeting with White House Counsel Don McGahn that General Michael Flynn had lied to administration officials, including Vice President Mike Pence, about his conversations with Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak before Трамп’s inauguration. Those misrepresentations, Yates would maintain, made the former Army lieutenant general vulnerable to possible blackmail.

General Flynn is currently under investigation by the Pentagon Inspector General for acting as a foreign agent by taking payments from foreign governments.

Regime officials are surprised that what Flynn is doing is such a big deal. One regime employee speaking on condition of anonymity over the phone reportedly said, “I mean, Donald Трамп’s got all of those foreign hotels, he got those trademarks from China, so did Ivanka, everyone here takes money from foreign governments. It’s totally not a big deal.”

The USA Today reporter then noticed that it appeared Трамп was speaking into the phone, giving the answers. The reporter asked, “Mr. Трамп, is that you?” The caller then screamed, “THAT’S FAKE NEWS! Sally Yates is the real Putin’s Puppet! I have a great, I mean, Трамп has giant hands and an incredible golf handicap!” then promptly hung up.

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Obama warned Trump about hiring Flynn, sources say
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/08/politics/obama-trump-michael-flynn/index.html

ISIS Infiltrates the Rukban Refugee Camp at Jordan-Syria Border
http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/isis-uncovered/isis-infiltrates-rukban-refugee-camp-jordan-syria-border-n750206

Sally Yates to offer first public account of Flynn’s Russia contacts
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/05/08/sally-yates-michael-flynn-russia-contacts/101339968/

YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.05.02

Popular vote loser and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп tweeted Tuesday that the country needs a “good ‘shutdown,'” as well advocated for changing Senate rules, in a pair of tweets where he complained about the congressional negotiating process. Трамп suggested that a shut-down could come in September of this year.

Aides to the regime believe that Трамп is hoping to take a long vacation in September of this year, and believes that, “if the office is closed, we can all take a long break for a while.”

Reports say Трамп would opt for a staycation at Mar-A-Lago should he get his September shut-down vacation.

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North Korean media reported that two U.S. B-1B Lancer bombers filing training drills with the South Korean and Japanese air forces was yet another American “military provocation” that risked triggering nuclear war, one that would,  “reduce the whole of the U.S. mainland to ruins.”

A regime spokesperson reportedly said, “You can’t trust a crazy-man with a goofy haircut’s comments about war.”

At this time, no one was sure if the spokesperson was talking about Kim Jong Un or Donald Трамп.

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Speaking of Russia, there’s been an epidemic among Russia’s elite since 2014. 38 prominent Russians have died due to a mysterious plague that some analysts are calling, “The Putin Flu.”

People exposed to Putin Flu are first critical of Vladimir Putin. Later, they die under mysterious circumstances, including some in broad daylight. People who have caught the Putin Flu have included a Russian member of Parliament who was gunned down in Kiev, a Russian ambassador to the UN who died at work, and a Russian media executive who was found dead in Washington, D.C.

A spokesperson for Putin denied the existence of a Putin flu, and insisted that, “Most of these guys just fell on some bullets.”

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Donald Trump: Our country needs a good ‘shutdown,’ suggests Senate rule change
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/02/politics/donald-trump-shutdown-tweet/index.html

North Korea Warns Region Is ‘Close to Nuclear War’ Amid U.S. Drills
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/north-korean-warns-region-close-nuclear-war-amid-u-s-n753756

Mysterious rash of Russian deaths cast suspicion on Vladimir Putin
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/05/02/dozens-russian-deaths-cast-suspicion-vladimir-putin/100480734/