YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.17

Yesterday, at 1:14pm ET Donald Трамп announced on Twitter that he was disbanding “the Manufacturing Council & Strategy & Policy Forum,” after a wave of CEOs quit both councils over Трамп’s remarks in support of white nationalists over the past few days.

But it turned out that the CEOs themselves had already decided to end the two councils, and had told the White House about their decision minutes before Трамп tweeted.

In related news, White House aides say Трамп is planning to announce that he’s, “Blotting out the sun on August 21st to show you who’s really in charge!” The White House says Трамп will make the sun appear as a black dot in the sky with a glowing ring around it. “If he’s pleased with the people, Трамп promises to bring the sun back,” an aide said.

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South Korean President Moon Jae-in gave a televised news conference last Thursday and said there would be no war with North Korea.

After being informed of the news, popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп screamed to his aides, “That Moon guy doesn’t decide if there’s a war, I decide if there’s a war! I’m the sun, and I’m way better than the Moon! I’m the sun! I’m the sun!”

Reports say that Трамп continued screaming “I’m the sun!” from his bathroom until someone brought him two scoops of ice-cream.

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A new study finds that children spanked when they were as young as 15 months old displayed negative temperament and were less likely to show positive behaviors in the fifth grade and even into their teenage years. Apparently, hitting people as they’re forming their personalities can scar them even a decade or more later.

In related news, studies say that AFTER someone has formed their personality, hitting them might be okay under certain circumstances. Like, say, if they’re a literal Nazi attacking with you in sticks in Charlottesville. As one scientist put it, “Yeah, it’s okay to punch Nazis when they’re hitting you, why are you asking me that? That’s kind of a dumb question.”

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What happened behind the scenes as Trump’s business councils fell apart
http://money.cnn.com/2017/08/16/news/companies/trump-business-councils/index.html

South Korea’s Moon Confident There’ll Be No War With North
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-s-moon-confident-there-ll-be-no-war-n793416

Harmful effects of spanking a toddler can trigger bad behavior — even 10 years later
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/08/16/harmful-effects-spanking-toddler-can-trigger-bad-behavior-even-10-years-later/562203001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.16

Republican lawmakers Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Cory Gardner, John Kasich and others gathered together recently to denounce Donald Трамп’s apparent support for white nationalism.

When asked if they would Impeach the President and hold hearings to determine his fitness for office, all of the Republicans gathered said, “Oh, no no no no no not doing that don’t be silly.”

Each then pretended to get a phone call then wandered out of the room.

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Chief of Staff John Kelly was apparently stunned after popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп defended the actions of neo-Nazis who instigated racist violence in Charlottesville, saying that there were, “fine people on both sides.” Neo-Nazis inuured several people in Charlottesville over the weekend, including nearly beating to death Charlottesville resident Deandre Harris and murdering Heather Hayes by running her over with a car.

Kelly later clarified that he was surprised that Трамп said this outloud to the public. “I mean, he talks like this all the time in the White House, but I was just stunned he told people. It’d be like telling people he sexually assaulted a woman while on the campaign trail!”

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Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Wednesday that, “the white supremacist, KKK, and neo-Nazi groups who brought hatred and violence to Charlottesville are now planning a rally in Lexington. Their messages of hate and bigotry are not welcome in Kentucky and should not be welcome anywhere in America.”

When asked if he would stop his messages and aid to restrict the voting rights of African-Americans as a way to stand up to hate and violence, McConnell pulled his head into his body and crawled of the room.

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Here are the Republicans denouncing Trump by name
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/16/politics/republicans-list-denouncing-trump-by-name/index.html

He ‘Went Rogue’: President Trump’s Staff Stunned After Latest Charlottesville Remarks
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/he-went-rogue-president-trump-s-staff-stunned-after-latest-n793091

Mitch McConnell: ‘We all have a responsibility to stand against hate and violence’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/16/mitch-mcconnell-we-all-have-responsibility-stand-against-hate-and-violence/572265001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.15

US spy satellites spotted a mobile missile launcher capable of launching an intermediate range ballistic missile being aimed at Guam in preparation for a possible launch.

Officials in the Трамп regime are preparing for a probable Twitter tantrum from Donald Трамп in response. Said one official, “Трамп is hoping to provoke a launch on Guam by noon today, before he heads back to his golf course in New Jersey.”

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NBC News reported that hundreds of protesters gathered along Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue near  Трамп Tower on Monday evening, shouting angry slogans and holding signs with crossed-out swastikas and Confederate imagery.

Another way to report this headline would be, “Thousands of demonstrators gathered near Трамп Tower on Monday for four hours, condemning the bigotry of Donald Трамп.”

When asked how they came up with their estimate of hundreds, a spokesperson for NBC News said, “technically a thousand people is like 10 hundred, so, we like stand by that.”

NOTE: I was there, it was 1,000-2,000 people packed on the sidewalks.

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Intel CEO Brian Krzanich stepped down from the Трамп Regime’s business advisory council late Monday over Donald Трамп’s lack of response to a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia.

A spokesperson for the Трамп regime said they’re planning to ask the head of white nationalist website The Daily Stormer to replace Mr. Krzanich. “I couldn’t even pronounce that guys name anyway!” Трамп shouted from a toilet in Трамп Tower as he prepared to Трамп Tweet.

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US spy satellites detect activity in N. Korea
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/08/14/north-korea-spy-satellite-sciutto-dnt-tsr.cnn

NYC Protesters to Trump After Charlottesville: ‘You Have Blood On Your Hands’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/protesters-trump-after-charlottesville-you-have-blood-your-hands-n792696

Intel CEO joins Merck, Under Armour in quitting Trump’s jobs council
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2017/08/15/intel-ceo-joins-merck-under-armour-quitting-trumps-jobs-council/567606001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.14

The white nationalist who killed Charlottesville activist and resident Heather Heyer on Saturday by running over her with a Dodge Charger held extreme views, one of his former teachers told CNN on Sunday.

Derek Weimer, the former social studies teacher of the suspect, told CNN that the murderer, “… really had a fondness for Adolf Hitler.”

After being informed of the news, an official in the Трамп regime said, “What’s the big deal, a lot of have fondness for Adolf Hitler, too?” before being rushed away by agents of HYDRA.

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USA Today reported that many of the voters who backed popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп but some are growing concerned with the way he’s doing the job of President.

So far unconcerned? Core Трамп supporters like Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke!

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Current Vice President and possible head vampire Mike Pence defended Donald Трамп‘s response to the deadly violence at a white nationalist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, than on condemning the violence itself. Трамп claimed that the problem was violence, “on all sides,” rather than violence from White Nationalists.

Pence said he took issue with, “the fact that many in the media are spending more time criticizing how the president addressed the issue yesterday.”

When someone pointed out that news media like The Daily Stormer, a neo-Nazi website, praised Трамп’s remarks for not singling out American Nazis despite all the violence they engaged in, Pence bit the neck of a White House intern, drained their blood, then hissed as he turned into a cloud of smoke and left the room.

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Teacher: Charlottesville car crash suspect discussed radical views
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/12/us/charlottesville-car-crash-suspect-idd/index.html

Trouble in Trumpland: The president’s core supporters begin to worry
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/08/14/trumps-core-supporters-begin-worry-future-success/561903001/

Pence Defends Trump From Critics of Charlottesville Remarks
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/pence-defends-trump-critics-charlottesville-remarks-n792291

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.13

A white nationalist hurt 19 people and murdered a 32-yr old woman with his car during a white pride rally in Charlottesville, Virginia yesterday. The victims of the attack were all there to protest white nationalist and American Nazi threats against the rest of America.

Who would have thought that a group of American Nazis who threaten to hurt and murder people, many of whom were armed, would end up killing someone at their white pride rally?

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said yesterday that the deadly violence from white supremacists at a white pride rally in Virginia yesterday was the fault of “many sides.”

When told about the murder of a 32-yr old woman by a car who was protesting against American Nazi hate speech, Трамп told reporters, “Well, she also dented the car when she was killed, so, it’s a both sides thing, folks, it’s both sides that are in the wrong here.”

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The day after deadly protests that occurred in Charlottesville following a “Unite the Right” white nationalist rally, Ivanka Трамп said there is “no place in society for racism, white supremacy and neo-nazis.”

When asked if that also referred to her father and the white nationalists in her cabinet, Ivanka put on her sunglasses and said, “Totes, no, totes no, those guys are cool. Daddy’s cool. I mean the icky kind of neo-nazis that smell bad are bad.”

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Woman killed Charlottesville crash identified
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/13/us/charlottesville-white-nationalist-rally-car-crash/index.html

Trump Takes Heat for Blaming Charlottesville Violence on ‘Many Sides’
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-politicians-condemn-white-nationalist-rally-charlottesville-virginia-n792096

Ivanka Trump issues direct condemnation of ‘white supremacy and neo-nazis’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/13/charlottesville-ivanka-trump-condemns-white-supremacy/562903001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.12

A torch wielding mob of loud white supremacists marched through the University of Virginia campus Friday night.

Experts on CNN said that those torch wielding protestors were just feeling economic anxiety about emails.

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A recent report by NBC News noted that Texas’ maternal mortality rates are 35.8 per 100,000 live births as of 2014, according to a study in Obstetrics and Gynecology. In contrast maternal mortality in Japan was 5 per 100,000 live births in 2015. In Poland, it was just 3.

And while black mothers make up just 11 percent of Texas’ live births, they account for nearly 29 percent of the maternal deaths, the report found in 2016.

When it was suggested that maybe black women are under more stress than everyone else due to facing pressure from racism and sexism so perhaps that’s affecting maternal health, a Texas GOP law-maker coughed, tipped his cowboy hat, then rode away on a horse in a cloud of dust.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп called the governor of Guam to reassure him that his island is safe from nuclear attack by North Korea.

Guam’s Governor Eddie Calvo posted a speaker-phone video on his Facebook page, where Трамп says, “We are with you a thousand percent … You are safe.”

When asked how the U.S. could stop a nuclear weapon already in flight to hit Guam, Трамп hung up. Reports say that he had to go play golf.

Aides for the Трамп regime dispute that account, and say that Трамп hung up because it was time for his ice-cream. “He’s on vacation, so he gets three scoops,” Steve Bannon said from the dungeon sarcophagus he sleeps in regularly to conserve his strength.

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Charlottesville remains on edge ahead of ‘Unite the Right’ rally
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/12/us/charlottesville-white-nationalists-rally/index.html

Texas Has the Highest Maternal Mortality Rate in the Developed World. Why?http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-has-highest-maternal-mortality-rate-developed-world-why-n791671

Trump assures Guam governor, says ‘We’re behind you 1,000 percent’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/12/trump-assures-guam-governor-says-were-behind-you-1-000-percent/561807001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.11

Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп said during an impromptu press conference from his golf course in New Jersey that he could launch a military strike against Venezuela.

When asked what would make a war on Venezuela a certainty, a White House aide said, “A 10 point boost in the polls. A war with Venezuela might be more popular than a nuclear with Korea.”

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Speaking of North Korea, Donald Трамп said on Friday that North Korea “will not get away with it” if he does anything to hurt the people of the United States.

The jury is still out on whether Donald Трамп will get away with hurting the people of the U.S.

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The state Department of Civil Rights has opened a complaint against the Michigan man who has a “No foreigners” sign on his front lawn next to one reading “For sale by owner.” The sign violates state and federal laws against discrimination based on national origin, the department said in a release Thursday.

After being informed of the news, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III promised to divert funding for the investigation to helping the racist Michigan man print more signs.

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Trump says he won’t rule out military option in Venezuela
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/11/politics/trump-xi-north-korea/index.html

Trump Warns North Korea Leader ‘Will Not Get Away With What He’s Doing’
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/trump-us-military-locked-loaded-north-korea-n791721

‘No foreigners’ sign at house for sale draws investigation
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/08/11/no-foreigners-sign-house-sale-draws-investigation/561343001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.08.02

The Трамп regime is readying resources in the Justice Department’s civil rights division for the purpose of suing schools in US higher education to hurt minority applicants by attacking affirmative action policies, The New York Times reported Tuesday.

When reminded that the purpose of the civil rights division was to fight for civil rights, not fight for white supremacy, Attorney General and Foghorn Leghorn impressionist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III said, “Yeah, I know, but we’re racists. That’s our, I say, that’s our thing boy, we’re racists and we’re proud of it!”

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The U.S. military successfully test-launched a Minuteman III Intercontinental Ballistic Missile at 2.10pm from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California early Wednesday, according to an Air Force spokesman.

When asked why we did a test launch of an ICBM, Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said, “Well, North Korea just did a test launch of an ICBM, and Donald Трамп was feeling left out.”

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп told members at his Trump National Bedminster golf club he has spent so much time there recently because “that White House is a real dump,” Golf magazine reported Tuesday.

Also a real dump: Donald Трамп’s brain. He has a bad brain, folks. A really bad brain.

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NYT: Trump administration prepares to investigate ‘race-based discrimination’
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/01/politics/nyt-trump-administration-affirmative-action/index.html

U.S. Test-Launches ICBM as Tensions Rise With North Korea
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/us-test-icbm-tensions-rise-north-korea-n788481

Trump thinks the ‘White House is a real dump,’ report says
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2017/08/01/trump-thinks-white-house-real-dump/531212001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.25

 

CNN recently asked Senator Angus King (I-ME) which version of the GOP Senate health care plan he is going to vote on. Senator King answered with silence, then broke his silence by saying he knows almost nothing about the bill.

Meanwhile, Senator John McCain (R-AZ), recently diagnosed with brain cancer, is apparently planning on voting for the version of the bill that takes away the most health care from the most people in the country.

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Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп gave a speech to thousands of teenagers and young boys at the Boy Scout jamboree on Monday. Трамп used this as an opportunity to demand Hillary Clinton be locked up, and that Obamacare be repealed. The teenage boys in the crowd responded by chanting, “USA, USA,” after Трамп made his threats.

White House Aides say that the Boy Scouts are planning to rebrand themselves as the, “ТрампYouth,” sometime in September 2017.

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Infuriated by the ongoing Russia investigations, Donald Трамп attacked his own Attorney General and racist southern stereotype Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III on Twitter.

“Attorney General Jeff Sessions has taken a VERY weak position on Hillary Clinton crimes (where are E-mails & DNC server) & Intel leakers!” Трамп said in an early morning twitter meltdown. He quickly followed by tweeting,, “Jared Kushner did very well yesterday in proving he did not collude with the Russians. Witch Hunt. Next up, 11 year old Barron Trump!”

It’s unclear if Трамп knows what the definition is of the word collusion is. Aides say that Трамп believes collusion means, “Like when two cars run into each other, so he’s saying Kushner doesn’t even drive, so like how could he have been in a collusion?”

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Senator on health care bill: Silence
http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2017/07/25/angus-king-silence-on-health-care-vote-sot-newday.cnn

The dramatic return of John McCain
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/25/politics/john-mccain-returns/index.html

Trump Talks Politics. With the Boy Scouts
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-talks-politics-boy-scouts-n786216

Trump attacks Attorney General Jeff Sessions for failing to investigate Hillary Clinton
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/25/trump-attacks-jeff-sessions-failing-investigate-hillary-clinton/507568001/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2017.07.22

 

Minneapolis Police Chief Janeé Harteau resigned Friday, less than a week after a city officer shot and killed a woman who had called officers for help.

When asked why she didn’t feel the need to resign after the murder of Jamar Clark by her department, Harteau reportedly said, “That’s a good question–look, it’s Ellen DeGeneres!” then ran out of the room as soon as people turned.

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Director of National Intelligence Daniel Coats said yesterday that all U.S. Intelligence agencies agree that Russia used hacking and fake news to interfere in the 2016 presidential election, a conclusion that his boss, Popular vote loser, Russian supported Presidential candidate and aspiring dictator Donald Трамп, doesn’t agree with.

White House aides say Трамп may try to leak compromising intelligence on Coats to the news media, followed by a Twitter tirade demanding that leakers get punished fully!

After this, Трамп will fly to a hotel room in Moscow and say, “Daddy needs to be punished for leaking,” to two women standing on a bed that he paid to be there to do something I don’t want to type out, but that you probably figured out on your own by now.

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Feeling unhinged by growing pressure from the FBI’s investigation of Russian ties to his Presidential campaign, Donald Трамп went on a twitter tirade this morning and claimed, among other things, that a president has the “complete power to pardon.”

Aids say Трамп will ask shadow President Steve Bannon to pardon him next Tuesday.

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Minneapolis police chief resigns in wake of fatal shooting
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/21/us/minneapolis-police-chief-resigns/index.html

Intelligence Director Says Agencies Agree on Russian Meddling
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/intelligence-director-says-agencies-agree-russian-meddling-n785481

In 2-hour tweetstorm, Trump claims a president’s ‘complete power to pardon’
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/07/22/2-hour-tweetstorm-trump-claims-presidents-complete-power-pardon/501887001/

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