Millions of women turned out for the 2nd Women’s March, to galvanize their political power, raise their voices, and fight for a fairer, more equal United States. The women’s march–
BREAKING NEWS: The Federal Government was shut-down on Friday. We’ll get back to the Women’s March after we figure out how to blame the shut-down on Democrats.
Going back to our previous story, Millions of women turned out for the 2nd Women’s March, to galvanize their political power, raise their voices, and fight for a fairer, more equal United States. The women’s march–
BREAKING NEWS: Teenagers are eating Tide Pods! Yes, Tide Pods, those little packets of laundry soap that look kind of like a gusher. Yes, the teens know that Tide Pods aren’t edible and don’t taste like candy.
Okay, women’s march … millions of women, 2nd march, political power, more equal yadda yadda … Okay, here we go, The women’s march–
BREAKING NEWS: A man did something! And the something was pull a FIVE FOOT tapeworm from his body! His doctor’s think sushi is to blame.
Anyway, back to The Women’s March. So, the women’s march–oh, sorry. Out of time.
Pretty much every story I mentioned got more coverage than the women’s march did this morning.
Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!
DC Women’s March brings protesters to National Mall
Yes, People Really Are Eating Tide Pods. No, It’s Not Safe.
Man pulls 5-and-a-half foot tapeworm from his body; doctor suggests sushi to blame
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