YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.07.03

Kristin Mink confronted Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt at a Washington restaurant and urged him to “resign before your scandals push you out.”

White House sources say Pruitt plans to remain in his post until he’s sure he’s gotten all of the money he possibly he can from the job.

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Republican Congressman Jim Jordan of Ohio, is accused of failing to stop Ohio State University team doctor Richard Strauss from molesting members of the Wrestling team and other students when Jordan was a coach there.

Jordan told reporters, “This is a lie, he only molested women and spied on teenage girls at beauty pageants,” before he realized they weren’t talking about Трамп.

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A 92-year-old Anna Mae Blessing of Fountain Hills, Arizona shot and killed her 72-year-old son after he told her he was going to send her to an assisted living facility.

NRA Spokeswoman told reporters, “The only thing that stops a bad old lady with a gun is a good old lady with a gun.” She unveiled their new policy to arm all women age 92 and up with pistols to help keep the streets safe.

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Woman confronts Scott Pruitt at a restaurant, urges him to resign
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/03/politics/scott-pruitt-mom-restaurant-confrontation/index.html

Powerful GOP Rep. Jim Jordan accused of turning blind eye to sexual abuse as Ohio State wrestling coach
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/powerful-gop-rep-jim-jordan-accused-turning-blind-eye-sexual-n888386

92-year-old woman kills son after refusing to be sent to assisted living facility, authorities say
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/03/arizona-woman-accused-shooting-son-death-refused-move-assisted-living/757249002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.07.02

Fresh off of the millions of people protesting the family separation policies of Donald Трамп, the White House is weighing whether to label a powerful arm of Iran’s military as a terrorist group.

Still Not Labeled a Terrorist Group by the Трамп Regime: White Guys With Guns Who Shoot Up Places

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First Lady and illegal immigrant Melania Трамп earned hundreds of thousands of dollars from Getty Images from royalties paid to her. The royalty agreement mandated photos be used in positive news coverage only.

Here’s some news coverage I’m positive about: THIS ENTIRE FAMILY ARE A BUNCH OF CROOKS.

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Federal District Judge James Boasberg of the District of Columbia ruled on Monday that the Department of Homeland Security must stop their policy of jailing people coming to the United States to seek asylum.

In response to this, Donald Трамп said, “Oh yeah make me!”

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Exclusive: Trump administration debating ‘terrorist’ label for arm of Iran’s military
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/02/politics/us-iran-irgc-designation/index.html

News media paid Melania Trump thousands for use of photos in ‘positive stories only’
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/news-media-paid-melania-trump-thousands-use-photos-positive-stories-n883111

Judge rules that Trump administration has been wrongly detaining asylum seekers
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2018/07/02/judge-rules-trump-administration-has-been-wrongly-detaining-asylum-seekers/753151002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.07.01

CNN is predicting more people resigning from the Трамп regime in the coming weeks as some staffers near their one year anniversary.

The people lined up to work for a year 3 in the Трамп regime include …

  • Any Republican not involved in a child molestation scandal
  • A potted plant
  • Donald Трамп, Jr.

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34 year old Shane Ryan Sealy went to a “Families Belong Together” rally in Alabama armed with a gun, then started a fight with a protester, police and witnesses said Sunday. He was charged with menacing and reckless endangerment by Huntsville police.

NBC News described Shane Ryan Sealy as an “armed heckler.”

When asked why they described a person literally terrorizing immigrants as simply an, “armed heckler,” a spokesperson for NBC News said, “Duh, because he’s a white guy.”

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In Japan on Sunday, a Hello Kitty-themed pink bullet train debuted, adorned with the cartoon icon.

In Brooklyn at the same time, a young NYU student urinated between the subway cars on the 4 train and adorned everything with a beer-pee smell.

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More West Wing turnover may be coming
https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/01/politics/ip-west-wing-turnover/index.html

Armed heckler arrested at ‘Keep Families Together’ rally in Alabama
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/armed-heckler-arrested-keep-families-together-rally-alabama-n888176

Hello Kitty bullet train ferries fans in Japan
https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/destinations/2018/07/01/hello-kitty-japanese-bullet-train-decorated-popular-cartoon/749289002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.30

Today, millions of people turned out all over the United States to rally in support of immigrant families being held in U.S. prisons. Tens of thousands of people went to Washington D.C. today and rallied in front of the White House.

In response, Donald Трамп went to New Jersey.

families_belong_together_1.jpghttp://www.familiesbelongtogether.org

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.29

CNN reported that a recent court case revealed that the U.S. Government has no plan for reuniting families they’ve separated at the border under orders from Donald J. Трамп.

When questioned about this, Donald J. Трамп said, “What’s the big deal? I never had a plan to reunite with my kids after all my divorces and they all turned out fine!”

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Today the Трамп regime announced that any immigrant families that they’ve placed in prison will be held indefinitely until they can be prosecuted.

Tomorrow, the Трамп regime will announce that the totally biased news media is unfair to say that they’re placing immigrant families in prison indefinitely.

In a week, the Трамп regime will announce that this is all Obama’s fault.

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Jarod Ramos, a terrorist with ties to white nationalists and right wing extremist organization who recently murdered five journalists, was described by attorney Brennan McCarthy as, “The most dangerous person he’d ever dealt with.” McCarthy represented a woman in 2011 who was being stalked by Ramos.

When asked why anyone would sell a guy like Ramos a gun, NRA officials said, “to make money, duh!”

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Government never had specific plan to reunify families, court testimony shows
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/29/politics/family-separations-reunification-never-plan-court/index.html

Trump administration says it will detain migrant families for as long as it takes to prosecute them
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/trump-administration-says-it-will-detain-migrant-families-long-it-n887976

‘Most dangerous person I’ve ever dealt with’: Lawyer feared newspaper murder suspect
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/29/lawyer-describes-dangerous-jarrod-ramos/747466002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.28

A recent study by Pew Research found that most Conservatives believe that tech companies are biased against them.

The same study also found that most Conservatives believe that Jesus actually likes them.

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At a political rally in North Dakota,  Donald J. Трамп told a crowd filled with his supporters that he’s really nailing this whole President thing.

As a reminder to the American people, Donald J. Трамп also believes his hair looks great.

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As of today, it’s been at least 112 days since Donald J. Трамп’s directed the Defense Department to organize a military parade in his honor, but sources say they’re finally getting around to it.

Also as of today, it’s been at least 516 days since Трамп promised to deliver a plan to defeat ISIS, but nobody’s really working on that.

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Most conservatives think tech companies are politically biased, Pew Research survey finds
https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/2018/06/28/pew-survey-finds-conservatives-think-tech-firms-favor-liberal-views/736644002/

Donald Trump is pretty sure he’s nailing this whole ‘President’ thing
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/29/politics/donald-trump-white-house-anthony-kennedy/index.html

Planning for Trump’s military parade finally getting underway
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/planning-trump-s-military-parade-finally-getting-underway-n887431

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.27

On July 31st, Justice Anthony Kennedy, a conservative Supreme Court justice, will retire

On July 8th, Donald J. Трамп, a lunatic conman under criminal investigation, will nominate his replacement.

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The Justice Department has approved the merger of Disney and Fox.

Coming to the Disney Channel in July 2019, Fox & Friends featuring Bill O’Reilly and Mickey Mouse!

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USA Today reported that armed robbers tortured a 7-year old boy in Texas during a home invasion.

When informed about the news, Donald J. Трамп exclaimed, “Torturing children in Texas! That’s ICE’s job!”

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Justice Anthony Kennedy to retire from Supreme Court
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/27/politics/anthony-kennedy-retires/index.html

U.S. Justice Department approves Fox-Disney deal
https://www.nbcnews.com/card/u-s-justice-department-approves-fox-disney-deal-n887011

Armed robbers torture 7-year-old boy during Texas home invasion
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/06/27/robbers-torture-7-year-old-boy-during-texas-home-invasion/737368002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.26

Representative Steve King, a Republican who really hates immigrants, told CNN Tuesday he didn’t realize he retweeted a message from a self-described Nazi sympathizer who has expressed admiration for Adolf Hitler.

A spokesman for King clarified his remarks, telling reporters that it’s hard for King to tell the difference between Nazi quotes and his own views because because his views are so similar.

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In a 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court upheld Donald J. Трамп’s travel ban, because the wording of the ban indicated that it wasn’t a ‘Muslim Ban.’ This is despite Трамп saying publicly over multiple occasions and in multiple interviews that the ban was a Muslim ban.

White House Propaganda Minister Sarah Huckabee Sanders clarified for reporters that the travel ban is a Muslim Ban, unless it’s being discussed in a courtroom, in which case it’s definitely just a travel ban.

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Still offended by the uncivil act of asking Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave their restaurant, the Red Hen in Lexington, Virginia was besieged by conservative protesters.

“I’m appalled at the way they treated the press secretary, and I think if people don’t make a stand, that kind of stuff will continue around the state and around the country,” said Ian McDonald, 34, of Accomack County. “So we’ve got to send a message that it’s not acceptable.”

When asked if it was okay to lock children up in prisons, McDonald said, “Of course it is a DOY DOY DOY DOY!” then flipped people off and called them snowflakes in the name of civility.

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Steve King says retweet of Nazi sympathizer’s message was unintentional, won’t delete tweet
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/politics/steve-king-retweet-nazi-sympathizer/index.html

Supreme Court upholds Trump travel ban, president claims vindication from ‘hysterical’ critics
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-upholds-trump-travelban-n873441

Lexington overwhelmed by protests after Sanders’ visit to the Red Hen
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/06/26/red-hen-protests-sarah-huckabee-sanders-visit-lexington/736830002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.25

Esteban Guzman, a 27-year-old systems administrator and part-time landscaper, was doing yard work with his mother in California, when they were verbally attacked by a woman who called them “illegals” and “rapists.”

When asked if this was civil treatment, a Трамп regime spokesperson said, “Of course it was, it’s not like she was asking them to leave a restaurant!”

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Sources close to NBC News have reported that Defense Secretary James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis is ‘completely out of the loop’ on all decisions made by Donald J. Трамп.

Also out of the loop on all decisions made by Donald J. Трамп — basic human decency.

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Milwaukee-based motorcycle manufacturer Harley-Davidson will move production to various foreign markets to avoid increased tariffs from the European Union after buffoon and human garbage can Donald J. Трамп ignited an unnecessary trade war.

In response, Donald J. Трамп will soon release a statement announcing that Harley-Davidson is opening 5 billion new motorcycle plants in Ohio.

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Woman cites Trump while calling man ‘rapist,’ ‘illegal’ in viral rant
https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/26/us/woman-berates-man-viral-rant-don-lemon-cnntv/index.html

Mattis is out of the loop and Trump doesn’t listen to him, say officials
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/mattis-out-loop-trump-doesn-t-listen-him-say-officials-n885796

Harley-Davidson to move some motorcycle production out of US after EU tariffs
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/06/25/harley-davidson-eu-tariffs-trump/729958002/

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YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.06.24

Actor George Takei, who was detained in a Japanese internment camp as a child in the 1940s,  described the Donald J. Трамп’s practice of separating families at the US-Mexico border as “grotesque.”

I dunno George Takei, Трамп’s hair is pretty grotesque, too. Let’s never forget that.

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NBC News recently published a guide called, “How to get stains out of almost anything.” The guide will help remove the stains of blood, wine, grass, pet urine, coffee, almost anything.

One thing the guide doesn’t cover is how to remove the stain of injustice from the soul of America under the Трамп regime.

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Readers of USA Today entered into the fray about the ‘civility’ of asking propaganda minister “Smokey Eye” Sarah Huckabee Sanders to leave a restaurant over her support of policies kidnapping immigrant children from their families and placing them in prison.

Some responses were pro-Sanders, others were con among USA Today readers.

Among people who fought in the Civil Rights movement, the response was, “WHY ARE WE DEBATING THIS WHEN THERE ARE CHILDREN IN U.S. PRISONS?”

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Takei: Trump’s immigration rhetoric ‘grotesque’
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/06/25/george-takei-trump-immigration-rhetoric-bts-rs.cnn

How to get stains out of almost anything
https://www.nbcnews.com/better/pop-culture/how-get-stains-out-almost-anything-ncna885806

What’s good for the goose is good for the Red Hen: Readers sound off
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2018/06/24/sarah-sanders-red-hen-your-say/728881002/

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