This morning, US intelligence officials held a briefing that included popular-vote loser and President-Elect Trump about Russian hacking into the 2016 US Election.

In anticipation of this briefing, Donald Trump tweeted, “Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got “swamped” (or destroyed) by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT.”

No word yet on whether Trump or most of the American people realizes that Trump is the producer of the Apprentice.


Yesterday, 40-year US Intelligence veteran and former head of the CIA James Woolsey resigned from the Trump transition team. Woolsey said that he no longer wanted his name associated with the campaign, given that he had been cut out of briefings with Trump.

When asked for a comment, Trump said on twitter, “Anna Wintour came to my office at Trump Tower to ask me to meet with the editors of Conde Nast & Steven Newhouse, a friend. Will go this AM.”

No word yet on whether Trump realizes that, yes, he’s actually going to be the President.

In other Trump news, Trump’s plan to have Mexico pay for the Southern border wall, or fence, or whatever it is, are full steam ahead. To do this, he’ll ask Congress to pay for it.

In a related story, Trump has declared that Congress is now called Mexico.