YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA | 2018.03.14

Physicist Stephen Hawking died at the age of 76.  Hawking had been confined to a wheelchair by a neurological disease for decades, and communicated using a speech synthesizer.

In related news, Donald Трамп is still alive.

It’s also still unclear at this time what neurological disease Трамп has.

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Newly released emails show that Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson and his wife choose a $31,000 furniture set for his Department of Housing and Urban Development dining room. Carson has repeatedly claimed that he didn’t pick the furniture.

When asked by a reporter who picked the dining room set, Carson kept nodding at his wife for some reason and looking at her quickly.

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Millions of students across the country staged a school walk-out at 10.00am today for 17 minutes to protest gun violence and demand action.

Meanwhile, at the same time, millions of adults across the country complained that they had to wait in line too long for Starbucks coffee.

Reports say that the adults all got their coffee by 10.30am.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

Stephen Hawking’s memorable quotes: ‘We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/03/14/stephen-hawking-quotations/423145002/

First on CNN: Emails show Ben, Candy Carson selected $31,000 dining set
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/14/politics/emails-ben-candy-carson-dining-set/index.html

Students demand action on gun violence with nationwide walkout
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/national-school-walkout-marks-month-parkland-mass-shooting-n856386

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