March 16, 2018 – YOUR DAILY DYSTOPIA

Tennessee Democrat John Ray Clemmons introduced a bill to the Tennessee State Legislature to denounce Neo-Nazi groups and white nationalism. The bill was voted down by Republicans in 36 seconds.

Spokespeople for the Republican Party said the bill wasn’t voted down because their colleagues are racist, but because the bill didn’t, “thank any of the good Nazis who do nice things, too, y’know!”

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Seven U.S. service members aboard an American military helicopter that crashed in western Iraq late Thursday were killed, according to U.S. military officials.

People around the U.S. reacted to the news by saying, “We still have soldiers in Iraq?”

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Lawyers for Stormy Daniels, an adult film actress who was paid $130,000 to keep her affair with Donald Трамп silent, told reporters that she was threatened with physical violence if she didn’t agree to the payment.

When asked for a comment on the matter, spokespeople for the Трамп regime said, “No one threatened Stormy Daniels, but if she keeps talking we’re gonna give her a smack in the mouth!”

The spokesperson was then immediately fired by the White House, hired by the Трамп Reelection Campaign, then nominated for Secretary of State.

Aides say that the anonymous spokesperson has also been offered a show on Fox News.

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Have you done your part today? If not, take a moment to decide what to do, how you can help, and pitch in! Maybe pitching in for you means telling me I’m dumb, go for it! Whatever it is, make your time count!

A resolution denouncing neo-Nazis dies in 36 seconds
https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/16/politics/tennessee-white-nationalist-resolution-trnd/index.html

Seven U.S. service members killed in Iraq helicopter crash
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/military/u-s-helicopter-crashes-western-iraq-rescue-underway-n857156

Stormy Daniels’ lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2018/03/16/stormy-daniels-lawyer-says-porn-star-physically-threatened-remain-silent-over-alleged-affair-trump/431167002/

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