The Трамп regime has named Don Wright to acting head of the Department of Health and Human Services following Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price’s resignation Friday afternoon.

Don Wright is expected to resign as Health and Human Services Secretary by April.


Secretary of State Rex Tillerson said Saturday that he was “probing” for potential dialogue with Pyongyang. Tillerson told reporters that, “We have lines of communications to Pyongyang.”

Meanwhile, it’s clear that Donald Трамп has lines of something whenever he goes into the bathroom. Man, that guy sniffs a lot during speeches, y’know?


Donald Трамп complained about the leadership abilities of Carmen Yulin Cruz, the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico, because she’s not being nice to him. Трамп is upset that Cruz has complained about the slow response of the Federal Government to the crisis in Puerto Rico and is unhappy that she, “must be nasty to Trump.”

In related news, Donald Трамп is expected to sweep the 2017, “Jerkoff the Year Awards.” He’s been nominated in all 73 categories!


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